My Big Fat GREECE Shopping Spree!

Ah yes, Greece. The land of scenery straight off my Pinterest board. A land of culture, history, and world-class cuisine where cats can eat on the tables. And you can dance on them. Yup, that's me! And this week, I'm traveling back in time to flirt with my past life and skipping through the streets of Athens, Greece. Welcome to Greece! Woo! And while most people travel to see those Santorini sunsets, I went to see those Santorini shops. Look at this Dior, you guys. Oh my gosh. Now we have to carry the bag. We carry the bag on the beach! From flea markets to high fashion to buying random s*** on the side of the beach. Amber is about to buy this dress sitting on the beach. And she can't help but shop. And with the stores staying open well past midnight, Greece is truly home to some of the coolest shopping I have ever seen. And as someone who travels the world to shop, that's really saying something. Greek salad number 7,000. Does anyone keep a count of how many Greek salads we have? Every time Amber eats a Greek salad, take a shot. Good luck! So without further ado, the shopping world tour presents my big, fat, Greek shopping spree. Hey guys, let's go. Alright guys, we're at the flea market. We made it! Let's find some treasures. I scheduled the trip specifically so we would be here on this day. I made a whole stink about being here on a Sunday. Oh, beautiful. Guys, this is amazing. Look at it all. Like, this is so cool. You guys, look at all the treasures. OMG! Oh my gosh, it's just treasure land. I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it! I cannot bring home a chandelier, but oh my gosh, you guys know I want to. Look at this, this is so exciting! What do you think? I'm thinking I'm somehow going to have to bring home chairs. Right? We need them! Oh my gosh, you guys. Seeing your excitement is so fun. I love the flea market! Look at all of them. Oh my gosh, all the little treasures. Wow. Mama mia, here we go again. Oh yeah, that's way better. Wow, you're better at this than me. I got you. Unbelievable, unbelievable. I am having so much fun in here. Old money, wow. This is cool. Look at this box, you guys. This is so, oh, hi! This is really cool. Hi! Look, you guys, wow! Are any of these books Greek? I gotta get a Greek book. Aren't these so beautiful, you guys? Oh my God, this is so cool. Wow. And look at this view, you guys. Look at that, wow! I am so excited. This is like my favorite food ever. I love Greek food. Every time Amber eats a Greek salad, take a shot. Good luck! All right, let's get cultured. Oh my God, shut up. Outfit of the day. We are Chanel'd out today. Okay, let's go sightseeing. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Woo! 17 million stairs. Oh my God. Oh, guys, dripping sweat, dripping sweat. Okay, woo! Look at this, you guys. Are you ready? Wow, oh my gosh. Welcome to Greece. Wow, look at this, you guys. Unbelievable. Hi, look guys, welcome to Greece. This is the coolest thing literally ever, you guys. I am so, wow. The Greek goddesses have arrived, hello. Look at those ladies holding up the building. Come on, ladies, let us get in formation. We've been confused this whole time. Is this the Pantheon or the Parthenon? It's the Parthenon, guys. Remember to stay cultured, kids. Look at this, wow. This is amazing. This is such a cool place to run into someone. Yes, I can not believe it. Oh, stop, it's so nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too, and I love your house. It's so gorgeous, oh my goodness. I appreciate every little detail. Amazing, wow. We're in it. We made it to the side. Oh, that's flattering. Hi. Right, got our Acropolis Museum ticks. Oh, they're cute. We love museums. Bitches love museums. Wow, look, these were the ladies on the columns. This is so cool. Look at how tiny you are, next to this, you're tiny. Look at how beautiful the taxis are. They're Mercedes, they're pale yellow, and they even have cursive little things. I'm obsessed. Okay, look at the little street. Oh my gosh, this is so fun. Oh, it's beautiful here. Wow, ooh, look at that. The Greek shop. I need to bring one of these back. This is so crazy. Look at all the olive oils. Oh, all the little spoons. Wow, this is so beautiful. These are all handmade out of olive trees. That's amazing. These are so cute, OMG. Hercules shop. Whoa. Oh, this is amazing. Wow. Oh, I love it. Oh, Versace. All the gods. Beautiful. Oh my gosh, yay, you know I collect my little things. This is so exciting. There's so much leather here. Oh, it's like George. Oh my gosh, I could make like a whole little, I could make a whole little village. These are adorable. Oh my gosh, I love this. This is the best purse ever. Wow, yes. This is gorgeous. Wow. These are so cool. Look at these guys. Whoa, thank you. Now that is quality. Cheers. Wee. Fantastic. You guys, this is H&M. What the? This is amazing. Love a good bikini store. Woohoo. This is so cute. Sagnacchi Musa, right? It says on these beads. My favorite beads. Oh my gosh, this is so exciting. Food round seven million. Look at this. We're just like on the street, you guys. This is crazy. Woo. This is our night out. This is our big night out. Big night out. Dessert. So after we finished our first dinner, Jenna thought it would be fun to go to this other restaurant with a cool view she saw on TikTok. So we walked to it. But no one told us that it was like a five mile hike up a literal mountain. We just literally walked so far. All we kept saying the whole time was like, how do people go here? We're so confused. You did it. You made it. We just hiked 14 and a half million miles. But look at this view, you guys. Do you see this? This is crazy. So we had our little second dessert dinner. And on the way down, we realized. Is the parking on? There's a ******* cable car on the other side. What? But it's okay, because as Miley says, it truly is the climb. Not to mention, this makes for a very funny story. And the next day, we were off to the islands. Bye Athens, see you soon. We took the ferry, which was super fun because the captain invited us upstairs to tour the boat. Hey guys, check this out. We're in the captain's quarters. Okay guys, they're letting me drive the boat. Look at this. So our first island stop was Mykonos, where we checked into Hotel Greco Blue Resort right on the beach. Oh my gosh, look at this view. Oh, good morning. All right guys, woo hoo. Quick little room tour. We have a very Greek little room here. Got a little blue bathroom here, a little sink, okay. The shower has a ladder in it. Whoa, the shower is crazy, look at the shower. Whoa, this is awesome. And of course, the first stop on any island, shopping. All right, let's check it out. Dun, dun, dun, oh my gosh. Hi, sugar booger. Oh my gosh, you're living. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Truly so Mamma Mia, oh my gosh. They're welcoming me so warmly. This is amazing. Oh my gosh, unbelievable. Ha, this is amazing. That is the biggest shrimp I've ever seen. Gosh, this is gorgeous. Wow, that's so pretty. Insane, this is so delicious. And this view, wow. This is delicious, you guys. Look at this view, are you kidding me? Wow, that's crazy. Guys, it is 11, it is almost midnight. This is early for this. It is early. The stores are, the stores are still all fully open. You can fully go shopping and it's packed. It is packed outside. Fully just go shopping at midnight. This is crazy. I mean, this is how every Russian. Woo-hoo! Oh my God, that sounds fun. Let's go party. It is now 12.33. You can still shop. Night ice cream, yeah, yeah. In between partyings, we ate, you guessed it, Greek salads, and of course, enjoyed some time on the beach. Greek salad, who's counting? I don't even know anymore. Wow, look how clear the water is, you guys. It is like, oh, it's crystal clear. Look at that, that's crazy. Wow, beautiful. This is the Jenna cam. Amber is about to buy this dress on the beach. It's literally, we're just sitting on the beach. And she can't help but shop. She literally can't help but shop. Amazing. This is iconic. Model for me. Put on my new dress and went to lunch. Guess what? Party. Slay, slay. We're here. Wow. It's true, when you're a retired party girl, you still have some of it in you. Like I said, I was wild once upon a time. And of course, the best after party to partying, shopping. All right, guys, hop on. We're in Europe. We're going for a ride. Okay, guys, post-party. We're shopping. We're at Namoc World, baby. We're gonna shop some more. Wow, look at this Dior, you guys. Oh my gosh. Look at this. This is a crazy cool store. Oh my gosh. Wow. This is amazing. Oh my gosh. The colors. This is so beautiful. Oh my gosh, look at this, you guys. The colors are everything. This is the one and only. Oh my God, it's so cute. Wow, unbelievable. Even the seat is pretty. How much is this one? Look at this, you guys. I am so sweaty, you guys. Oh my gosh, literally insane. These are amazing, the hats. Oh my gosh, stop. Oh, you look amazing. Oh, I love it. Oh yeah. Wow, look at this, you guys. This is so cool. Wow, that was such a cinematic shot. Oh, look at these stores, you guys. This is amazing. Wow, it's beautiful. Oh my God, I wanna live in here. Wow, look, there's like a whole little Chanel sitting area. This is so cool. Oh my God, oh my God. My toes look so beachy. I like it. Wow. I would really like the black and white sneakers. Whoa, it's awesome. Whoa, amazing. Look at this. This is so wild. This is a Louis Vuitton sitting. Now we have to carry the bag. Carry the bag on the beach. This is hilarious. What an amazing town. Ten out of ten. Tens all around. Tens across the board, baby. All righty, guys. Look at this table. Wow. We got toes in the sand. Oh, baby. Hello. Um, hello? One of my favorite things we did was visit a little farm called Mykonos Vioma. Oh my goodness, hi guys. Are you guys ready for the farm? We're giving Minnie Mouse. Oh, put in a cue, Minnie Mouse. So festive. This is what I'd wear if I worked at a farm. Hi, pretty princess. You're so beautiful. Hello. Brilliant, brilliant. And do you hear that? They even play classical music all day long so the grapes grow better for wine. My heart. Oh my god, it's so good. Do we have a little farm guest? Is it Grease George? Hello. Okay, guys, Greek yogurt and grease. We had the world's greatest lunch there. Oh my gosh, the cheese, the everything. Fantastic. I'm eating lumps of cheese right now. It's that good. I'm just eating chunks of cheese. It is really good, though. It is that good. Oh, you're so beautiful. Guys, can it be, I only. For some reason, this is really giving in this life. I don't know why. I just had to show it. You look so pretty. Wow, wow, wow. Diamonds on a farm, bitch. Hello. Oh, you are so beautiful. You're like Bella Hadid eyes. Are you eating my diamonds? Excuse me. Oh my gosh, you guys, this is so exciting. Oh my god, a real live peacock. Hi. Beautiful. Jenna's Hermes sandals, and we have my Amazon slippers because I don't own any shoes that aren't sneakers. Woo! Fancy living, here we come. All right, we're briefly just walking on a cliff, guys. Look at this. This is wild. Yay! Woo! Look at this view, guys. Look at that. Look. I mean. Woo! Just unreal. And from one beautiful view to another, our next island hopping stop was Santorini. Look at this, you guys. This was an accident. Wow. This has been my dream for so long. Wow. Everything about Santorini looked like I stepped into my Pinterest board literally. Look at this, you guys. Wow. This is crazy. What is going on? This is literally ridiculous. Whoa, it's literally like we're in a cave. Say hi. Hi. Got this whole cave. Look at this. We have like three bedrooms, too, for no reason. Look at this place. Look at the shower, too, guys. Whoa. So greasy, OMG. So cool. And the view. I believe O's Little Jacuzzi and OMG. Every morning, they made us breakfast here. It was unbelievable, the view. Oh my God. Gosh, you guys, look at this. We're getting our breakfast. And of course, the best part, we were staying right on the famous shopping street. Outfit of the day. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, oh, hey, bitch. All right, guys. So these are the streets of Santorini shops. Look at this. Oh, baby. It's kind of crowded in here today, but just today, they have shops like this, all the cute little stuff. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Oh, it's so beautiful here. We're broiling in the sun, you guys. Why did we wear corsets? I don't understand, but we're corsets. We're in a corset in the sun. We feel like a negative 10. Sweating balls. Little art gallery. Oh, my gosh, these are so beautiful. Oh, wow. I love a gift shop. Look how beautiful this one is. Wow. I know. Oh, my gosh, is this the kind? Maybe I'll get this mug. This looks like a grease mug. Oh. Evil Eyes are really big here. They have so many of them all over the place. I love the Evil Eyes. So many fun little trinkets. This one is so beautiful. And look, we get to go down the stairs. Wow. Oh, my gosh, these little stores are so cute. Look at this, and look out the window. It's the ocean. Wow. Treasure. They're so cute. Oh, for me, you shouldn't have. Wow, it's beautiful. Whoa, look at this. You could get that, or you could get, that is so funny. And they think it's real, wherever I show up, everyone thinks it's real. They're like, oh, my gosh. Because, I mean, hello. We were in a store yesterday, and I was looking at a ring, and the woman looked at Amber's ring and was like, why are you here? I can look at scarves. And then a dome. Woo! Hi, I love you. Hi. Oh, my gosh, you guys, look at this. Woo-hoo. Those are real octopus, I think. What do you think, guys? Is the seafood fresh here? Look at this, this is crazy. I'm gonna save it. Can we pardon this one? This one gets to live. I'll buy it in the water. We can put it back in the water. Bye-bye, little buddy. Oh, yeah. From fancy restaurants to not so fancy, we even tried some of the local cuisine. Look at these flavors, you guys. Tzatziki flavor. Prawn cocktail. Oregano. Oh, these are so funny. Okay, guys, we're gonna try them. Tzatziki flavor. Honestly, it's good. This is good. Honestly, what we mostly did in Santorini was stare at the view. It was so beautiful. I just, oh, I still can't believe I saw this. You guys, look at this. Hey, guys, behind-the-scenes secret tour. Do you see this sign for the jewelry store? And you wanna turn right here and just walk straight. It's the middle of the night, so we look crazy, but it's this way. I gotta show you this. Look, now that's the caldera view. These are the super famous little thingamajiggers, and there's the blue domes. Literally just been sitting here for many hours. Yeah, we just sit here and stare at this. It's so fun. I've just wanted to see this my whole life. I can't believe it. This was honestly in the top five most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life. We sat here for hours every single day. It was just, I mean, I'll remember this forever. So while we relaxed at night, in the day, we did everything. This, you guys, it's a black sand beach. Look at our little bed, guys. Oh, hot, yes, work. This is so fun. Quality. Hi, pretties. Oh my gosh, you're so beautiful. All right, giddy up. Hey, guys, look at this. This is insane. My horse's name is Hercules. Woo! Say hi, Jenna. Trying everything, we even took to the seas and rented a boat. Huge shout out to Vista Yachting for hooking us up. Look at this, you guys. Woo. Oh my God. It was absolutely incredible. We saw the Red Beach and these huge limestone rock formations. It was the overall just vibes Travis Cousins style. Chateau Roasting. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Insane. Ridiculous. Oh my God. Look at this. Oh, this is so unbelievable. Ha, ha, ha. This is literally one of my favorite pictures I've ever taken. And to close it out, we even saw the famous Santorini sunsets. Wow. It's not really often that things live up exactly to what you dreamed they would be, and I gotta say, this was honestly even more. Guys, it's the last supper. It's really sad. It's so sad. Look at that view, though. Last Greek salad. Oh, actually, maybe I'll still have one tomorrow, actually. Well, guys, this is officially my last Greek salad. Oh, I don't wanna leave. Hey, guys, you know how I said it was my last Greek salad? Just kidding, I got one in the airport. I made a Greek salad at this point. Believe it or not, we survived that trip. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So, here's what we bought. Woo-hoo. From the farm, we got two cute little honeys shaped like hearts. Aren't these so cute? We're in love. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. We also got some wine because wine and nuts. What is this? I got these from my boyfriend because, you know, I'm such a good girl. You are such a good girl. I also got a swimsuit from Caledonia and that I was wearing in the video, mostly because I forgot to pack swimsuits, ha, ha, ha. So, we got that. You guys know I collect my little tacky tourist things. Oh, that's a beauty. My favorite thing that I got is the books. Oh, my gosh, isn't this one so cool? I asked what it meant. It said explanations, but basically, it's like a book of quotes and things, which you guys know is my favorite. Oh, this is gonna look so cool in the ballroom. I also got these two books. The Romance of Famous Lives. I just thought that was beautiful. Leisure Hour. Fantastic. Should we go have a leisure hour? Oh, let's go have a leisure hour, ha, ha, ha. Jenna got this vase at the flea market. Isn't it so cute? It's so cute. It was five euros. Woo, bargain. And our favorite non-bargain item. Aren't they so cute? Beautiful. And Jenna got the hat. Oh, my gosh, fierce, foxy, fabulous. Not to mention all the stuff we bought in Paris on the way home because that's where we had a layover, but I'm gonna put that in a separate video because otherwise this video would be 10 hours long. So, like, comment, subscribe for that. Greece really was an absolute dream come true. You know, it's been on my mood board for years and to see it in real life, just, words can't even describe. And as much fun as my Mamma Mia journey was, nothing compares truly to the joy of meeting you on my journeys. I just, you know, I can't believe all over the world people really recognize little old me at the mall. I love you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Unbelievable, unbelievable. It really is unbelievable. I love you. Kisses till next time, Greece. You were worth my mood board and so much more. XO. We had a little too much fun with the hat on the plane home. If you want a good laugh. You guys, we are not bougie at all. We sit in economy in the back. The back back. In middle seats. So, we have more money to shop.