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my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and
this is the weekly dumb Jake we're still
in August how are you doesn't feel like
it been great weather so far uh
baseball's rolling other sports are
coming big time speaking of sports first
first uh category we're going to go
categories Today Chapter lay it out for
the people that's your new H your new
Hobbit we're going to do the sports then
we're going to do almost a breakdown
then we're going to do more Sports and
then then we're going to do not Sports
after that employee of the week Jimmy in
the sports we have a first catcher Danny
Jansen set to play two games in a day
that normally happens well it's actually
one game with two teams rain
Zack he was on the Blue Jays the game
started he was playing he was up to bat
I'm going to hit the rain fell canceled
the game postponed delayed put on Ice he
gets traded to the Red Sox now the game
starts again again he's up to bat for
the Blue Jays wait he's on the red sox1
count cor Red Sox manager did say he is
going to play cuz it's history and you
got to do it maybe you can even grab
this tomorrow it'll say Danny Jansen
gets pinch hit for blank defensive
substitution in at catcher Danny Janson
which is bizarre to read yeah the chorus
stuff's pretty funny cuz he kind of pits
it on the short people of baseball he's
like yeah I got text from Stark and only
asking me to do it so yeah I'm going to
do it kind of been a nice Red Sox it's
over anyways media wins media
wins backwards I didn't see that coming
I did see this almost a breakdown coming
Jim this is good times you know baseball
in Oakland is coming to a close Coliseum
is going to shut its doors this fan
shows up gets himself a nice view fouled
back grabs it makes a nice catch going
to his right they go to the bottom of
the first his team the A's is up the A's
another foul ball right to him he goes
to his left and then later in the first
inning
Anda Jacks one behind him and this guy
makes a great leaping grab on it three
foul balls in one inning didn't run in
front of another human to steal it he
had the open this because the Coliseum
was empty that's a hell of a time he
should leave rest of the game's going to
stink compared to that the first catch
is like a B+ you're like hey if you're
dreaming of catching ball brought his
glove to a game team glove I'm all in
Trevor ploof got me second one okay it's
almost the standard nice and easy little
to his left but it's it's glove side he
makes the play the third one he's
peacocking and there's an odd shot of
the crowd there's like three fans that
you see that are like admiring him they
took pictures with them afterwards and
the last catch kind of was a sick crab
so uh he's invited to the warehouse
unless you're really weird or a bad guy
congrats to that fan gave a lot of them
to kids more Sports it's usually more
Sports at DraftKings this show is
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Kings Jim it's fantasy football season
it's the season of the sticks and I
we've got a couple good ones your
Oakland Athletics big Oakland A Pod I
guess they're wrapping up so we might as
well celebrate they do some good guys
being guys warehouse type activities
they all set up up top ring on the field
throw the ball closest to the ring you
get to pick four ring the snakes much
better much better because they're a
winning team um and they had their
manager Tory lello hot they had him take
BP in whatever balls he hit the furthest
they got the top pick and kind of famous
fantasy football player Jack Peterson
Tommy fam he got a last pick from it
yeah Tory fouled that one back or popped
it up they said I want to know if they
knew they knew which ball was being
thrown at the time or do they have to go
out and then look and find them because
I think you got to know whose Ball's
being thrown at the time oh strongly
disagree you think you to be blind don't
go to your next state blind that's
really fun that's a good culture they
got going on over there oh Zach if
people want us to choose the way their
draft we're we'll do it for them on next
week's episode they have to have their
draft on a Wednesday night cuz the
league starts Thursday and weekly dumb
comes out
Tuesday if they reach out to you
properly we will determine their draft
order on Tuesday's dumb at Zack Esposito
69 Twitter X 69420 at zacko that's me on
threads H Zach's so spicy today not as
spicy as this not Sports you know mhm we
got the drug cartel they botched one
yeah you watch documentaries they're
like chalk full of lawyers and like
smart people I was just watching Cowboy
cartel it was wild this is not their
smartest effort they tried to get $5
million worth of meth across the border
and a lot of times they hide it in food
fruit that's been normal so this time
said let's not do real watermelon let's
just make fake watermelon and it's
terrible it looks like uh kindergarten
papier-mâché and it's $5 million worth
of meth someone wrapped this stuff up in
plastic and like Drew watermelons it's
plastic you touch it and you're out
right so bad effort I mean how could you
not put some real watermelons on top
maybe they took that part out cuz that's
a horrible plan if you're going to do
that much time on
site they're fake watermelons they look
like as soon as the truck gets opened
you're caught so why even put them in
anything they look like candy jar
watermelons I thought it looked like
that real shitty packing tape that Brown
real thin packing tape and then they
just it with green but that's a lot of
coloring cuz there's a lot of water of
coloring doesn't make sense I don't
think the cops should feel that proud I
think the cartel should feel dumb it's a
bad effort barely tried you know you
want a noble adversary ah you found it
it's a rope a dop oh there was that you
CAU us this was the distraction of the
20
million
shipment the other
way come on I almost was dumb there live
a day in a shoes live a day in a shoes
an Italian pH live a
day in a shoes it's
the
employe of the week soft music employee
it's the employee of the week is it
really an employee or is it the employer
it's me Zach I get it wow wow me wonder
why Zach was there you still haven't
gotten one employe the month every
single month Zach was there uh JM gaming
Sluggers tournament I eliminated Jake
spoiler also called my shot on the
double play Zach was in the room Benji
double play threat watch this double
play the smash to short he got him and
he is out the next day he told me that
was cool it was cool got to know what
you're doing got to write the script
like the uh
Florida Little League
team so
me that was a weekly
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