鍾漢良-《龍兄虎弟 音樂教室》-花式操槍/1995

You have a special talent, right? Knocking things. Knocking things? Yes. Why are you knocking things? Are you knocking this? No. What is that? Why are you telling us? Wooden zither. It's a special talent. Come, come, come. We can't get on the board. We have become pirated. The audience can't follow. You can't follow the audience's beat. But we have to hug the audience. Let's follow the teacher's beat. Ready. The teacher is teaching. You only got on the board at this time. It was a pity just now. You were so close. But you looked like you had practiced. Did someone teach you? It was Mr. Zhu Zhongqing. Zhu Zhongqing played the zither all over the world. Amazing. Did you make up for it No, because I think when you play the zither, you can feel the harmony. And you have to use the strength of your body to play. Like this. It's fun to play together. When you look at it like this, we don't really understand this. I think you've already played well. The teacher who taught you seems to have come to our school today. He has come. Let's welcome him. Mr. Zhu Zhongqing He was taught by you. How many points do you think you can give him? About 98 points. Thank you. This teacher gave me more than 3,000 points. I want to eat a small one. Four sticks. Zither? Did someone invite you to perform? It seems so. Just kidding. Today is a rare opportunity. Mr. Zhu has played the zither all over the world. What is your name? I am the president of the orchestra. President. That's great. It's a rare opportunity. I want to invite you to perform for us. OK? Welcome. Mr. Zhu Zhu Zheng I want to ask if it's an honor to cooperate with you. Have you made arrangements? You can't joke around. You can't destroy the teacher's reputation. OK? Don't break your teacher's hand. Thank you. I also ask one person to cooperate with us. Like that? Let's cooperate. Let me take a look at what he's going to perform. Teacher, please sit over there for a moment. Okay. And you? Let's take a look. I heard that you're going to... I'm also his classmate. I also went to Mr. Zhu Zhongqing's place to learn. So it's not easy. Are you also going to play the zither for us? I also play the zither, but it's not the same. Oh, you're going to play the gas can? No, this is one of them. I'm going to perform two things. One is the gas can, and the other is the air pipe. Air pipe? Actually, you can also practice at home. You put water in the gas can, and then it will have a high and low pitch. Oh, your performance is not bad. Not bad. Let's match it up. Come on. Let's welcome Mr. Wu and Mr. Huang. I didn't bring my scalpel. You need a scalpel? Okay. Let's invite Mr. Huang to help us with the scalpel. Just stand here and hold it like this, okay? This is a scalpel. Many people want to help Mr. Wu with the scalpel, but they don't want it. What song are you going to perform? Guatimala's song. The song of the Guatimala. It's too empty here. Yes. I suggest that Ren Jielin come out and dance. No, no, no. I'm afraid of his dance. Because his waist is clean. The shrimp of Guatimala. I don't want to dance. Who said you can't dance? The shrimp of Guatimala. This... This is not what I mean. How can this music be so... How can it shake like this? Let me demonstrate. Okay, please. Thank you. Thank you very much, Mr. Wu. The students in our class today will never forget Mr. Wu. What's your name? Wu Peijin. Thank you, Mr. Wu. You see, when we eat, we usually have a plate, chopsticks, and a cup, right? Of course. Yes. If you think it's boring... If someone is eating, and there's powder on the table, then it's very boring. What you just said is also without intention. No. I haven't finished yet. Do you know? Because eating is a one-man show. You can do a show with these things. You can do a show with very simple things, right? She's going to be an assistant. Yes. Ready. Let's talk about music first. Ready, go. Your movements... The class teacher has to demonstrate for you. You made a big mistake with this movement. Really? Because you don't have any waist strength at all. So your movements just now were like this. It's weird. It must be like this. Like this. You have to have waist strength. Like this. Director, your... Your shadow looks like a dinosaur. Do you understand? What I just said is very reasonable, right? Yes. Your movements... Why are you leaning forward? Actually, it's like this. The class teacher has never noticed your figure. What are you doing? No, no, no. It's very reasonable. It's weird, it's weird. He's very attentive. Teacher. What? We've just seen so many performances. Of course, we can't lose. We can't lose. Today, you don't seem to dare to overdo it. No, no, no. We have to... We have to go down and change like everyone else. You have to change, too. And it's not just me going down. Bring your shadow, too. Change, change, change. Students. If you're Taiwanese, it's possible that your figure when you're in the army, it must be this... One pair. When the class teacher was in the army band, when he was in the army band, it was with one pair of guns. Is it one pair? I'm not one pair. I'm in the army band. Then it means that people who aren't one pair are all very funny. No. Because I'm not tall enough. Because you're not tall enough. No. Do you think it's funny? No. No, because... You've never been in a movie. Then aren't you funny, too? Okay, let's work hard. It is said that when you were rehearsing, you broke the keyboard. The keyboard was broken. Look, look. Look over there. How did you deal with this? I went back and scolded my mom. She said... She used to say if the middle part is broken, change it to the side part. This is equivalent to saying self-defeat. And she said she couldn't play this song. Anyway, you can't play it. Don't pay for it. Okay. How did you deal with Fei Yu-ching like this? Fei Yu-ching... Here. How did you do this? I didn't dress up. He dressed up. Look. Where are the props? What are you? This is a boat. Where's my shadow? And shells. Shells. This color is quite old-fashioned. Where is it stuck? It's stuck in the pot. The matchmaker is holding a stick shell. Stick shell. Who is the matchmaker? I want to see this. Give it to Wang Zhongping. What about the song we sing? That is... What is this shell doing? What should I do? Stand next to it as a shell. Okay. The song we sing... Shell. The shell will also swim upstream. Okay. The song we sing is a famous song It's called boat song. Boat song. Let's enjoy it together. Okay. Romantic. Okay. What are you doing here? He's as tall as a person. Fei Yun. He's really funny. He thinks it's funny. Teacher Fei. Why don't you change the shell? Sit down. This is Lin Jielin's costume. Come on. What do you want? One, two, three, four. From the place where I miss you day and night When I haven't come to your heart yet You have to remember me in your heart You have to wait for me You have to wait for me patiently My heart appears in the sea I'm sorry. I made a mistake. Sorry. One. One, two, three, four. When I haven't come to your heart yet You have to remember me in your heart You have to wait for me You have to wait for me patiently Five seconds My heart Like the warm sun in the early morning Touch my hair A thousand years I will never be separated from you There is still a gap. The first group. One, two, three, four.