yelena belova being an ICON

You okay? Yeah, great plan. I love the part where I almost bled to death. Is that like a... an army surplus, or...? Okay, it has a lot of pockets. I thought you were supposed to be the best, like a real pro. Oh, I beg your pardon, Serena. Was the free flat and night-time supply of Kissel not to your liking? Why don't you take it to one of your super-scientist friends? They can explain it to you. Tony Stark, maybe? Oh, yeah. We're not really talking right now, so... Great. Perfect timing. Now, where are my keys? Suchka. Please stop talking. Please don't. Please don't. I don't want to talk. But I use them all the time, and I made some of my own modifications. Shut up. Oh, I stashed that, like, five years ago. How is it? It's dry. It's really dry. Dreykov kills you, one of the big ones comes to avenge you. Wait, what are the big ones? Well, I doubt that God from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight. Okay, you got a plan, or shall I just stay duck and cover? My plan was to drive us away. It's a shit plan. Okay, you can... No, let go of me now. You smell really bad. You're what? Esmeralda. You can't just steal a guy's car. So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it? My birth certificate. So, I reinvented it. My parents still live in Ohio. My sister moved out west. Is that right? You're a science teacher. Of course. You too, huh? Aww, he's sensitive. See why you keep him around. Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month? I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus. You know, coming here makes you look desperate. Why do you always do that thing? Do what? That thing you do when you're fighting. And the... Like the... This... This thing that you do when you whip your hair. When you're fighting with the arm and the hair. Okay, I'll not do this. And you do like a fighting pose. It's a... Yeah. It's a fighting pose. You're a total poser. I'm not a poser. Oh, come on. I mean, there are great poses, but it does look like you think everyone's looking at you, like, all the time. Cool. This would be a cool way to die. Put your seatbelts on. Stop showing off. I like your vest. God, I knew it. I knew you did. It's so cool, right? It's good. Yes. And you can put so much stuff in there. You wouldn't even know. Alright, enough. All of you. I didn't say anything. That's not fair. They chopped them all away. Everything out. Okay, okay. Okay. So you can't have babies. Okay, you don't have to get so clinical and nasty. Oh, well, I was about to talk about fallopian tubes, but okay. Shut up! This is a much less cool way to die. I swear, if I hear one more word from him, I will kick him in the face. Such a poser. I don't think we have enough fuel for St. Petersburg. No, we're good. We'll make it. Okay. That was disgusting. Okay, well, if you're leaving, then I guess you should take this. I know how much you like it. Shut up. It does have a lot of pockets. Very handy pockets, yeah. Wow.