Real-life superhumans !!

Wild Birds
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These are superhumans in real life.
They do things no one can.
This girl's proof that there's no limit to how low someone will stoop.
She's literally playing limbo on expert mode.
Don't be fooled by appearances, you're looking at a guy who holds over 35 martial
arts world records.
You never know who could be a mild-mannered assassin.
Running on two feet is so boring.
This guy channels his inner beast by galloping down the straight on all fours, faster than
most people can run on two.
This guy empties magazines faster than he can load them, and he's dead accurate too.
This guy might just be the real-life Gambit, turning playing cards into deadly weapons.
He flicks cards faster than you can pitch a ball, and can slice a pea in half mid-air.
Walking across hot coals has been done to death.
Wanna really impress me?
Use fragile light bulbs as a tightrope.
How low can you go?
Probably nowhere near as low as this record-breaking roller limbo lady.
The only thing stronger than her determination are her ankles.
I think this dude's seen one too many Mr. Bean reruns.
All I know for sure is that the man's the king of parallel parking.
There's no wall tall enough that can contain this sort of freakish athlete.
The rules of physics just don't apply to him.
Is this real life?
There's no way any normal human being can move their feet this fast.
For this guy, normal push-ups are way too mainstream.
He's gotta add in the threat of missing the shelf, falling, or dislocating a shoulder.
Remember the small kid who you picked last for the school baseball team?
Well now, he's out to get his revenge.
One throwing axe bullseye is a fluke, but two simultaneously?
Now that's accurate.
Wanna know how to snack like a ninja?
Here's a hot tip.
Oreos dipped in milk taste better when you're defying gravity.
Rumor has it that Ken and Ryu from Street Fighter were modeled after these two kicking
prodigies.
They say Bruce Lee was the greatest, but after seeing this guy nail four board breaks in
one 720 spinning kick, I'm not so sure.
This guy's mastered the one-inch punch, a move that doesn't sound so scary until you
see it in action.
These folded mats are said to have the same thickness and density as human flesh.
Let that sink in for a moment.
Oh how the tables turned.
Now it's time for the tugboat to get pulled.
This guy's using just one finger to move this massive haul.
Not to be outdone, this guy shows perfect pull-up form using nothing but his hinky fingers.
Running late for work is no issue for this guy, who nails a full breakfast of noodles
and boiled eggs in ten seconds flat.
This archer gives us the hold my beer look while he hits ten balloons with ten arrows
in a single shot.
If this guy can break three baseball bats with the force of his heel hook, just think
about how mangled your leg would be if you get on his bad side.
This takes the trust circle to the next level.
Now I'm not sure what coconuts ever did to this guy, but it was enough for him to want
to smash everyone on sight.
If this mountain of a man can make watermelons look as fragile as broken eggs, then one slap
would put you six feet under.
Hey, Eddie, can you beat the high score on the punching machine?
Nah, he'll just use raw power and brute force to smash it into oblivion.
The next time you hit your funny bone on the corner of the table, spare a thought for this
I heard you like French fries.
Not as much as this guy.
That's 1,621 fries weighing almost 7 pounds in a shade over 20 minutes.
Dietitians recommend you drink about half a gallon of water each day.
Badlands Chugs nails a full gallon in under 60 seconds.
No harness, no safety net, no chances.
Just supreme concentration and sheer force of will.
This guy's vertical leap is off the scale.
It almost doesn't look real.
There's threading the needle between a set of cones, and then there's these guys.
This guy takes the term hard-headed a little too literally by caving in concrete blocks
with his head.
When your washing machine is on the fritz, you gotta throw it onto the garbage pile.
Only these guys can hit the curb from your front door.
Move over, Hawkeye.
We have a new Avenger in town.
For those counting at home, that's seven consecutive arrows shot through a keyhole.
So how many?
This guy is yet another master with a hatred for coconuts.
Mr. T hasn't faded in his twilight years.
His hair may resemble his pearly white teeth, but they're stronger than ever.
When life hands you a skull that's 2.3 times thicker than the average human, think of the
money you'll save on never having to buy a hammer from the hardware store.
Spider-Man is real.
He's not contained in the pages of your comic book.
He's alive and well and living in Indonesia.
There's something completely unnerving about watching a contortionist in action.
It's like something out of your worst nightmare, only you can't look away.
Dentists will generally advise against pulling a locomotive with nothing but your teeth,
but they can't explain the bite force of this guy.
Don't let the random oompa-loompa distract you.
What you're looking at is the very peak of human stone-skipping ability.
You could spend a decade practicing and not be anywhere near as good as this guy.
For him, Dance Dance Revolution is a lifestyle.
Surely this guy gets a round of applause after pumping out 1,140 claps in a minute.
He sounds like an auditorium standing ovation after the encore.
Touch typing is hard enough, but hitting 163 words a minute?
That's insane.
A true example of what's possible when you're a Reddit regular.
Your eyes aren't deceiving you.
That's a jumbo jet he's dragging around.
He could win a tug-of-war against 10 men by himself.
Apart from his next-level coordination and reflexes, there's one thing we know about
this guy.
He really hates wasting arrows.
Rocky Balboa ran up some stairs.
Big deal.
It would have been even more impressive with Apollo Creed upside down on top of his head.
This bodybuilder has boyfriend bench-pressing down to an art.
And what do you want to do after you've lifted all those men?
Toss them to the side.
When kickboxing training gets boring, it's time to get creative.
Now just imagine how much damage those kicks would do if the tires were an opponent.
It takes a lifetime of dedication to the Shaolin discipline to have sticks broken over your
head without batting an eyelid.
Literally.
Remember when you were a kid and the floor was made of lava?
This guy never lost.
Not even once.
This is proof that the hand is quicker than the eye.
Who needs a forklift when you have this guy?
This is probably the only other dude in history to literally walk on water.
Next time you see a guy squaring up to kick you, keep in mind he could just be offering
you a light.
When your hands are busy, wave hello to strangers with your scapulars.
Totally normal.
Eleven balls seem like ten too many to be able to keep up in the air at one time.
That's 10,000 hours of practice paying off right there.
This snowboarder knows this run like the back of his hand.
From grinding rails to limbo maneuvers to save himself from a coat hanger injury, this
guy does it all.
When the snack machine eats your money and you don't get your bag of Doritos, it's
time to give it a stomp and show it who's boss.
With a strict shampoo and conditioner regiment, you too could have hair strong enough to pull
a double-decker bus with 32 people on board.
Speed skating while navigating a tight obstacle course sounds like the recipe for two broken
ankles.
But this guy manages with skills so quick, you'd miss it if you blink.
I never knew snowboarding over water was a thing until now.
Nine times out of ten, dropping your phone on the freeway means you need to buy a new
one.
Somehow it not only survived, but landed safely on another rider's bike.
