Miss Congeniality | Agent Gracie Hart | ClipZone: Comedy Callbacks

I was writing on the middle of my song! And then there was this big explosion! You people got nothing on me. This is ridiculous. Don't worry, Miss Morningside. I'm sure where you're going, they'd love to meet a former beauty queen. When he says meet, he means M-E-A-T. Miss Hart, you don't understand. All I'm guilty of is trying to make the world a more beautiful place. Look at yourself. Why, when I met you, Dennis Rodman looked better in a dress. But now you're a lady. I did that. No, Vic did that in a team of highly specialized federal manicurists and people that make you, you know, like... beautiful. You know what? You're under arrest. Get in the car. You know, you think you saved something tonight, but all you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over this country. What, you think their dream is to get blown up? You know, you got a really good shot at that insanity queen. Yeah, well, I earned it, honey. 25 years of f***ing beauty queens, and what do I get? Fired. They steal my life. They steal my beauty pageant. Hey! Hey! It is not a beauty pageant. It is a scholarship program. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Miss San Antonio Women's Correctional Facility pageant, huh? Huh? Get it? The Women's Correctional Facility? That was good work. Right back at ya. So, uh, how's it feel? Filming the old rule book out of the window, huh? Pretty good, actually. Yeah? Listen, I was thinking, um, you know, when we get back to the city, after we write up our reports and you get all ugly again, I don't know, maybe we could have dinner, you know? What, you like asking me on a date? No. Just a casual dinner. If we happen to have sex afterwards, so be it. You think I'm just... You want to date me? Love me and marry me? Party's gonna miss this. I know I'm gonna miss the heels because they do something for my posture, and I'm suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts. It's funny. Me too. Agent Matthews! Gracie! Thank God you're still here. There's been an emergency at the Farewell Breakfast. Somebody's found some sort of a... an incendiary device. Come on. Quickly! Come on! Quick! Excuse me, FBI. She saved the pageant, she saved our lives, and here she is! Guess I gotta let them know. No, no, no, no, no. Because I can't go up there. It was probably his idea, Gracie Lou. I knew I'd never get you here unless you had a chance to shoot somebody. You can get yours, Henry Higgins. Go on. Agent Gracie Hart of the FBI. No, no, no, not so fast. Because even though you're a federal officer, to us, you will always be Gracie Lou Freebush, the nicest, sweetest, coolest girl at the pageant, and this year's Miss Congeniality. I don't know what to say. Except for, well, I can't wear this at work. Never thought anything like this would ever happen to me. I mean, I kind of hoped it wouldn't, but now that it has, I just want to say that I'm very, very honored and moved and truly touched, and I really do want world peace.