Paul Mescal & Andrew Scott Argue Over The Internet's Biggest Debates | Agree to Di sagree

Someone running upstairs on all fours would give me the ick. Strongly disagree, I think it's funny. Do not think it would be the funniest thing, so say somebody's like, let's go upstairs and they did it on, you thought it was on Ironic and like a day later they'd be like, you know that was a joke, that would be hilarious. That would be, you'd marry that person. Yeah, yeah, 100%. So how do we think we're going to fare today, agree, disagree? I think we'll be quite similar. I think, I agree. Being good at bowling is really embarrassing. Oh, it is really embarrassing. Being really good at... I cannot imagine what you're like. You strongly disagree. I disagree that it's embarrassing. So we're off to a flyer. What about, what about the shoes? The shoes, it's embarrassing. Shoes, taste. Just tell me what you like. What I want to know is what you were like on a bowling lane. A nightmare. I'd say you're an absolute nightmare. I would be terrified to go again. Are you bad at it? Yeah, exactly. So that's why it's anyone who's good at it. I bet you're a real person who's really like, yes! Nail on the head. And when they stick their, like they stick the railings up for me. Do you do that? I was just going to ask you, do you do that? Because I don't want to go on into the gutter. I'd rather have the railings up and still get a strike than hit it. Yeah, but I think that's embarrassing. I would rather live without music than movies. Oh my god, what a question. I would rather, I would rather live. We were talking about this the other day. Can you imagine a world where there was no music? I think because you could go... That's a horrible question. I'd rather live without music. I, I agree with that. No. You would have no job. Or you could work on stage. That's what I was thinking. I was thinking at least you'd have the theatre. Which people had before. So, for example, the people for the talkies came in. So, for example. Picture this. In the 1790s when they were doing this quiz, Ladbible wasn't, I know, invented until the 18th century. You know, you would have had the theatre. Storytelling. But if you didn't have music. God, I'm nervous. Oh, you love movies. That's tough. But you love music. I love music. I think I'd, like, I find music so expressive. It's a tentative. It's like, I'm doing this. He's doing a little Ouija board. That's a tough question. It is, really. It's a good question. Thanks, Paul. I would beat the person opposite me in an arm wrestle. Come on, Paul. I agree with that statement. Yeah, but he's got the most outrageously nice arms. No, but now, after Gladiator, I look like his tiny dad. His tiny dad. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what about instead, rock, paper, scissors? Rock, paper, scissors, 50-50. Come on, rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Hold on. What do you do? One, two, three. Rock, paper, like, on the rock, paper, scissors. Okay. See, already, I'm scared. Okay, next one. Yeah. Someone running upstairs on all fours would give me the ick. Strongly disagree. I think it's funny. Yeah, but are they conscious of it? Are they doing it to make you laugh? I think they're like, let me quickly go upstairs. And then I'm like, you're just going to go upstairs? Do you know what gives me more of it? Because I think we all do it. It's like, if you're like, I'm just going to go down, turn off the lights. And they're being all chill. And then you hear them accelerate up the stairs because they're scared. Because I think we'd all do it. But I think if I was trying to impress someone, I'd, like, smoothly walk up the stairs. Don't be dealing with the input. It could be really funny. I came down the stairs on all fours. That would be weird. Sorry, I was just using bathroom. But would you not think it would be the funniest thing? To say to somebody, you're just going upstairs, and you thought it was unironic. And then, like, a day later, they'd be like, you know that was a joke. That would be hilarious. That would be, you would marry that person. Yeah, yeah, 100%. What about, like, sliding down them on your bum? That gives me more of the ick, because it's not as funny. It's just a bit weird. It's less of a big gesture. You'd be like, hey, how's your bum? I've broken my coccyx. People with personalised number plates should be banned from driving. Easy. Does anybody in this room disagree with that? That is a full ick. What would you use? Yeah. Gladiator. Oh, god. Exactly, that's what I was going to do. Like, that is real. Because obviously, they want somebody to bring it up in conversation. Yeah. As more inviting. Yeah. And you'd think you'd have to apply for it. You'd have to ring someone up and be like, I just need personalised number plates. This is a priority in my life. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to call somebody about this. Yeah. Set it up. Change these ones. Yeah. And then hopefully... Register it. For the time that I'm getting into my car, that somebody might go, is that... It's sinister. It's absolutely sinister. I hate it. It's sinister. It is, though. It is. It's like a clown. Don't laugh at him, he's dead right. It's not funny. No. I would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses than one horse-sized duck. Okay. I'd rather fight 100 duck-sized horses. Agree. Duck-sized horses. Or duck-sized horses. I think I'd prefer... Or a horse-sized duck. Horse-sized duck. I'd prefer the horse-sized duck. It really is. No, the little f***ing ducks. I mean, the little f***ing tiny horses. Duck-sized horses. Tiny horses, they'd be nimble. Because... So the horse-sized animal is actually a duck. Yes. But at least it's one thing to be looking at. How would you beat it? How would you defeat it? Paul, I'm trying to deal with his first question. I think... Imagine a lot of little tiny horses. Every... 100 of them. You'd be there, you'd kick... You'd get one... Even... Actually, no, because you could just... Like, you could just boot them. Yeah, you could kick them away. 100 of them, though. I agree. Yeah, but better than a massive duck. And it would be much more fun. A duck... Yeah, it would be... It would be more fun. Why don't we go... Why don't we go with... These f***ing tiny horses. Tiny duck... No, yeah, yeah. So that... What does that mean? So that means we... Oh, it doesn't really matter. People should have said, beat the s*** out of the tiny horses. Ballads should be banned from karaoke. Karaoke should be banned, in my opinion. Somebody always sings a song that's a bit too serious. Yeah. No, this actually reminds me of... Yeah, this is... Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, it's like... You're all hammered, like, you're sitting there trying to be all... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well done. That's amazing. And also, with karaoke, you think, when is this... There's a kind of anxiety with karaoke, which is like... When's it my go? Is this ever gonna... No, is it ever gonna end? When's it my go, though? No, it's... Because you're in this little box, I just don't like it. I've never had an enjoyable experience there. Yeah, yeah. If you do go, what would you sing? Oh, God, no. I know what you're doing, but I'm not gonna do it. Saying bless you after sneezing is a waste of time. Oh, I don't agree with that. It's a waste of time. Strongly disagree. Or, just disagree. Saying bless you is a... Now that you say it, like, I wouldn't... Like, it is actually just a waste of time. Yeah, but then you could say that about manners. Do you know what I mean? Why would you say please? Manners is... Manners has a purpose. Yeah, but if I was in a room and I sneezed, and you didn't say bless you... I never say bless you. Do you not? Like, I don't know what it is about bless. Yeah, maybe it's a bit weird to say bless you. You need to actually say bless, because, like, think about how weird that is. Yeah. Like, it's very religious. Achoo! Bless you. It is weird. Bless you. I think it comes from the plague, though. They used to say, like, God bless you, because you're gonna die. I knew that. I didn't know that. No, I didn't know that, no. That's why I moved it from a strongly disagree to a disagree. I actually am gonna say I agree. I think we shouldn't be doing that anymore. Oh, wow. Start a petition. Yeah, start a petition. I'm gonna stop personalising. I didn't realise this was gonna send me into such existential crises. You're welcome. I didn't say thank you. Roast is the best form of potato. Or chips. I... No, it's too fancy. Fancy is like... Is that the, like, one that's... That's garlicky, isn't it? You could have a garlicky potato. I'm not a big fan of garlicky potatoes. Well, I think I could get you into... I didn't know that I was ever going to say that sound. That sounded overtly sexual. I could get you into doping while potatoing. You could try. I'll try. I never thought I would be saying that sound. Yeah, I could get you into this lighting. But mashed potatoes are absolutely disgusting to me. Unless it's, like, really, like, whipped and full of milk. No, that's absolutely repulsive to me. I'm gonna say I... I disagree with it. It's not the best. But not strongly. Correct, yeah. 49% of people said that roast is the top tier. And what's at 51%? Chips at second. Mash at third. Doping was... We're at ten, with 9% of the vote. I didn't even know what they were, to be totally honest. You should only wear a band t-shirt if you know all of their songs. You should only wear... I agree. No, but what if the t-shirt... Like, what does it matter if you don't? Well, like, if I had a band with, like, girls alive... No, I do know most things. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But, like, if it's a cool t-shirt, you're not just gonna wear it anyway. With a band, I wouldn't. I have loads of t-shirts where you're like, f*** that. Yeah, like, there's a Faith No More t-shirt that I wear. Red. It has a dog on it. I don't know their music. Do you know any songs? Not a single song. Oh, that is a strong disagreement. Do you not have a lot of people going, oh, Faith No More? I lie. I'm like, yeah, I know, I love them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. These are good questions. Thank you. What do you call a cat that's wilder than a... Is it something to do with Meow? Is that what you do? No, it's a sourpuss. What's wilder than a... Why did Jenny fall off the swing? She was drunk. Because someone threw a brick at her head. That's really not a dad joke. I know, I know. It's just a good joke. Next question. There is nothing romantic about two people sharing a shower. There's nothing romantic? What the f***? In what world? Who thinks, does anyone in the room think there's nothing romantic about two people sharing a shower? What do you think, is it sexy? Yeah. It can be romantic if you're playing a bit of Enya in the background. I think it's romantic. Oh, I think it's really romantic. Okay, great. Yeah, it is pretty sexy. Yeah, sexy and romantic. Logistics, though, a bit tricky sometimes. The what? The which? Logistics. It can be. Okay, sadly, this is the last one. The person opposite me is a joy to work with. Oh, sentimental, lovely. Yeah. I would love if somebody truthfully was really lucky. Aww. Can we cut that question, please? Please. Oh, no, absolute joy, absolute joy. Easy answer. Great. Never go bowling with them. Yeah, don't go bowling or play rock-paper-scissors with your friends. Or fight horses, duck-sized horses. Yeah, duck-sized horses, yeah. Strongly agree. Yeah. For sure, for shizzle. For shizzle. That is wild. That is not going into my body this morning. Oh, my God, that's appalling.