No Love For Linux Users

[Music] hey twin brother just calling to see how you're doing brother I'm glad you called I've been feeling really down in the dumps lately maybe you can cheer me up why are you sad twin brother I think I'm just lonely really lonely actually it's kind of embarrassing to admit this but I haven't been laid since 2008 bro you used to be a real Ladies Man back in the day what changed for you in 2008 that was the year I switched to Linux ooh bad move brother yeah well just quit being honest with these women hide the fact that you use Linux at least until I've tried hiding it I remember there was this one chick in 2018 we talked for a little while but in the end it didn't work out what happened well we started making out and right as the clothes started coming off I couldn't help it you didn't I wish whispered in her ear I use Arch by the way you didn't start talking about emac I hope of course I did Brother