I Was TERRIFIED When He Told Me His Chess Rating

Chess Master
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What's your name again?
Jay Bonin.
J-A-Y-B-O-N-I-N.
What? I am?
I am what I am.
What?
But I'm easy.
Okay, so Iron Man is just to cover up a bit.
Yeah, that's what I am stands for.
Alright, this is gonna be a serious game. Good luck.
I saw that smile.
Alright, let's start again.
I give you a second chance to change your first move.
I love this move.
Although I used to play E4 because of Bobby Fischer.
You know, my original hero.
Oh my gosh, he's talking of Bobby Fischer.
Yeah, remember him?
Have you met him?
I never met him. He dodged me.
He heard I was coming, so he ducked out of town.
Alright, makes sense. I'm even more scared right now.
Don't be scared, I'm easy.
But I have an extra pawn, everybody. Look at this.
That's right.
Where is your pawn?
That's right.
Not for long though.
Good luck in holding on to that.
Okay.
You can play Queen d5, that protects the pawn.
Queen d5?
Yeah.
Oh, you're so kind.
Unbelievable.
Oh, I think it's better if I start developing my pieces.
That's a very good idea.
Yeah, I will go for the center.
Attacking the center.
Alright, I'm going to test your endgame knowledge.
Ooh, endgame. Let's go.
I mean, we're still equal material.
That's good.
So, Iron Man, how many games have you played in this position?
In this position alone?
Ooh, that's a good question.
Just that I tell you.
Probably 500 times.
Okay.
You're Iron Man, but I'm W-F-M.
W-F-M, which means Women's Flag Master.
What's your time?
I have less time, but I'm fast.
I'll be very careful.
Okay.
Let's go.
I'm always careful when I cross the street.
Ah, that's good. That's a good tip for the kids.
Is the pizza good?
You should come to Italy to enjoy some good pizza.
Do you know where Italy is?
You want to see a good pizza?
I have a good pizza on my Facebook phone.
Let me make a move, and in your time, you can show me everything you want.
Let's go.
He's moving, though.
I have a piece of pizza.
Pizza?
Pizza. It's a pizza that looks like it's in the shape of a foot.
Oh my gosh.
Pizza.
Can you show it to the camera as well?
Yeah.
I said it's good with fungi.
That's USA. I'm sorry, but we don't have those things in Italy.
No, you've got foot fungi.
All right, I'll go out with my horses. Let's go.
Hold your horses.
Where's your election when you need them?
I'm starting to be scared because I'm behind on time.
I have just three minutes.
I better move faster.
Want to make trades? Let's trade.
Let's make those trades.
Yeah, let's trade everything.
If I go here, is there a problem?
No problem at all.
Do whatever you want.
All good.
All right, I guess I've got to do this.
Oh, I see what's the problem.
No, no.
We have the bishop here, which is good.
But I go there with the knight.
But you've got the knight and bishop here.
The knight is the most underrated piece in chess.
It's the swindle piece.
We've got to protect this pawn.
What do I do now?
That's a nice question.
I'm very happy to hear that you're asking this question.
I know what I'm doing next.
Okay, let's start to come closer with my king.
That wasn't too smart.
The swindle piece is the knight.
That's tricky.
That was very tricky, Iron Man.
Yeah.
I saw what you had in mind.
Yeah, you're too smart.
That's not...
You've got a problem.
How do we get out of this?
It won't be so easy.
I don't know, man.
Who's trapping whom?
Oh, I see, you're getting out.
I guess I've got to grab a pawn, haven't I?
Yes.
But we go back.
That's funny.
You're home free.
Maybe just 50 seconds.
Why don't you give a check?
I know how to make a draw here.
So annoying, this girl.
It's not going to be easy.
But you had to trade.
Yeah, I'm very confident.
I'll just wait.
You never know, guys.
Okay.
Let's go.
Thank you.
I had you.
I think I had you.
I let you go to one.
It was an honor to play you, Iron Man.
Thank you so much.
Can I show something?
Maybe here you can still go something like this.
And then you go here.
Oh, right.
I missed that move.
And then I do this.
I knew I missed something.
This is the move I missed.
If you enjoyed this game,
she seemed so innocent
while spectating this game.
But as soon as she sat down,
she turned into a scary serious mode.
Thank you for watching.
