TOM & the Miller’s Pig

One day, Tom was thinking how much he'd like a slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey. He went out for a walk, but he just couldn't stop thinking about that slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey. After a while, he came across his good friend the Miller. You're very small today, Tom. Oh, yes. How can I get a slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey when I'm so tiny? Hmm, I don't know. It's quite a problem, Tom. And, um, I think I need a cup of tea and a biscuit. Ho, ho, ho. Tombotini. Yes, I know. I seem to have shrunk. Can you make me start growing again, Bongo? Thanks a million, Bongo. So, now I can go and get myself a slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey. Funny, the sack is much smaller than usual. Hello, Mum. Can I use the oven to bake a loaf of bread? I'd better do it, my son. You're much too big to be baking bread. Thanks, Mum. Goodbye and see you later. Goodbye, my enormous son. Hello, you two. Can I use the strawberry stomper to stomp some strawberry jam? You stomp it, otherwise this gargantuan idiot will flatten every last strawberry I've got. As an internationally renowned cowardly custard, I'm only too happy to be of service. Right, so, take care, you two. Hello, bees. Do you have a little drop of honey for me? Stop. You give him a drop of honey. There, but don't start walking again, okay? But this slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey is too small for me. Listen, everyone. Can you maybe help me to make a nice big slice? But, Tom, I don't have enough flour for that. And I can't fetch that much water, my absolutely massive son. Yeah, just because you're a monster, that doesn't mean you can bully us all. It's always the same. Yeah, get the little fella to do all the work. But not this time. Well, Tom, I bet you weren't expecting that. Maybe someone will come along and help you. Oh, Tom Bogar, can't you? Yes, I'm absolutely massive, Bongo. But this slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey is much too small for me. Can you help me? Yay! A slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey! Thanks very much! But it's so big that half a slice would be enough for me. And so the absolutely massive Tom finally had an absolutely massive half slice of bread with strawberry jam and honey. But it tasted ten times better than if it had been a whole tiny little slice. And he spent the rest of the day being absolutely massive and thinking about nothing at all. .