Live Pumpkin Carving

you're live hey kids how are we doing did i throw you off with my mullet anyway that was that's a little bit of a long story but i was gonna be tim the tool man taylor but do you have the wig but i couldn't get a wig that that worked so i'm gonna let you see me and my let's see how about that does that look like tim the tool man taylor i don't think so so i had to go let us know who you think he looks like with the wig in the comments oh my goodness so pretty funny but um so where are you guys from we got a michigan nice from michigan [Laughter] that's all i'm from so glad you guys are here so last week last week people are saying saudi arabia really oh my goodness i can't read them fast enough oh my goodness france charlotte michigan new york australia what time is it australia awesome for brazil korea oh my goodness this is bananas isn't it brazil mexico we could just sit here and read this thing that should be alive where we just read countries we should and just interact so so we've already done a pumpkin carving we just thought we'd just invite you in and pump carve your pumpkins with us yeah we did last year we did one so if you need reference so i probably maybe should have said that so oh you dressed up as since you didn't do the wig well we'll bring up the wig again just for fun so i'm clark kent and it's not good if i have to actually tell you who i am so virginia my son's out in virginia yes kyle's out there yeah yeah it's been anywhere no it's been a year it's been a crazy year for sure so uh let's start off with uh so i came up with four dad jokes that christine has not heard and these were ones i came up with myself might might be obvious actually when you hear them so uh let's see okay what i won't look yeah don't worry i don't okay okay so did you hear about the guy that was going to move into a pumpkin he decided he was going to move he's going to live he's going to live inside of a pumpkin but it turned out it was just a little too seedy huh that's pretty good isn't it ryan thank you all right okay christine's husband thought that was funny so uh australia that was something else see that was something else something else is that a nice way of saying [Music] okay okay should i do another one do we want to mix them in okay we'll do one more and then we'll mix the other okay okay you know there was a there was a pumpkin that had big plans to make or it had plans to make it big but unfortunately they got squashed not as good not as good as the seedy one oh oh ryan well i'm saving the other ones because they're better the other the last two you're gonna like okay so oh my goodness hilarious thanks morgana you're such a big supporter we really appreciate you oh did we freeze oh we're good there we go okay we're good happy birthday whoever's oh i shouldn't be showing a knife to people happy birthday to somebody oh luis happy birthday okay are we getting a car pump i'm gonna carve a pumpkin okay see it kind of froze again are we froze no it looks like we're going okay that's true hey ryan do you want to turn that off to just i don't know if that would help at all so i hope all you guys are doing doing good i'm coming we've had yeah you can go ahead okay um i thought i'd just talk to you about a few things we've had so many different opportunities this thing has been bananas and it's thanks to you guys for for all your support um truly grateful for all of you i feel like it's not helping the microphone so oh i'll stop go ahead so um this is kind of cool i so last so you've probably seen me in interviews um probably more than you wanted to but uh they've all been remote so and i've shared before that i'm a bit of an introvert so um so last week a pretty famous person uh or his team reached out to me and uh anyway uh it sounds like i'm gonna actually be there but they're gonna actually fly me there and i'm gonna be there that was a little scary when i asked them you know for an interview right yeah for an interview i mean that's gonna fly me out and actually be on set and be in the interview do you know if they have an audience yeah that's also yeah a little intimidating for somebody like me that you know is a bit of an introvert and so uh but i was you know i'm trying to encourage all of you as well to overcome your fears and i've even posted you know about um don't let letting fear stop you and i was like i gotta do this so that's probably gonna be happening pretty soon um a little scary a little scary for me so it'll be fun anyway thanks for your support but it'll be fun yeah it'll be fun i mean you know i don't know i think it's important to put yourself out there and see what happens right and if i trip and fall you guys will still be there right so anyway kind of fun all right all right i'm going for it she's going for it i always put a notch and i forgot to put the notch in also i realized with cam i have a couple of candles i think i just poked myself with the stick really oh with the stem the stem we're using the dinkiest knives to make sure you're trying to make sure you don't hurt yourself but yeah just like last year got it so i'm trying to think of what else i can talk about um let's see if you have any questions drop them in the comments no we're gonna scoot that's past that question dad i won't read them we made that mistake last year and [Laughter] it's okay it's good learning do you have any more dad jokes people people like your dad jokes apparently it's just me were they good they're calling for more dad jokes they must be good yeah all right so here's my next one did you hear and these are original so or at least as far as i know some dad jokes are fairly obvious so maybe not sorry i should look what i'm doing did you hear about did you hear about the pumpkin is this one of the ones yeah okay did you hear about the pumpkin that was gonna create his own line of crypto yeah he was going to call it pumpkin bread wait what pumpkin bread huh bread your money's bread i really don't get that oh no ryan [Laughter] we are going to roast the seeds i see that one question but um that was that was good but my daughter didn't get it so yeah yes i'm his daughter i saw a couple questions oh my goodness this is a bit of a struggle there's specific nice they sell these knives and kits we got these from not sponsored target um i think you get about like anything thank you for thinking it was funny i saw that you're still sick i'm looking for feet it's a little you know when you put yourself out there when when you have to make up your own joke that's a little scary i don't know what the response is gonna be like let's see oh blake's asking hi blake what are you gonna make for your pumpkin do you know what you're making i think we just kind of made it as an excuse to get together with everybody so are you okay what's wrong just making sure you got it i'm at an angle yeah who's your dad [Laughter] how old am i you know it's faster be scooping seeds out of using an ice cream scooper i'm 57. [Laughter] oh man okay we gotta use this little thing people keep asking about that what you're gonna look at [Music] what don't look at you're over 56. [Laughter] [Music] yeah you like that better than my dad jokes oh who's stealing my show who is that [Music] [Laughter] oh my goodness [Music] you'll be 57 in january thank you that just was so savage oh my goodness you just look maybe one year younger but that's okay you like that one a little too much whoops sweet so we're actually at christine and ryan's place today i have uh we're actually doing a lot of uh we're doing remodeling at our house so um i got some videos that'll be coming up based on the remodel so that hopefully that'll help you out so what parts are you remodeling yeah so we're redoing our kitchen so um we're actually moving our kitchen from one end of the house to the other and um it's gonna make for i'm gonna show you how to do how to install flooring um how to install garbage disposal how to install a sink and a faucet yeah we got all kinds of stuff that's going to come out of this so happy birthday who are you saying happy birthday rural firefighter they yeah there's another pumpkin do you hear about the pumpkin with a latte attitude they call them pumpkin spice she's liking your jokes a little bit too much [Laughter] oh how long are the videos for your um remodel someone's asking yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna do a different thing with that so i'm gonna break them up the pro i'll probably keep them around uh [Music] 20 minutes i think um and i'm gonna include another guy like i'm bringing in an expert i know how to do the vinyl flooring but i'm to bring in uh vinyl foreign guy and we're going to be able to talk about that i guess the camera's over here i should look over here so yeah right so we got the monitor over here where we're looking at uh and the camera the comments and the cameras over there so um yeah so anyway some of them won't be that long but yeah i think it'll make for a good uh series of videos because people have asked me in the past how do you do a kitchen faucet and i don't need to do a kitchen faucet until now there you have there's a lot of questions that'll be answered right with it and someone asked what we're doing with the seeds i missed it i was like we're going to roast them christine's going to roast them and i did that last year just me well i'm leaving them with you right that's true best former halloween do you have a favorite halloween costume and mary rodriguez is asking uh well i just told you guys so i dressed up as getty lee one year if you know for you old rockers out there getty lee's the lead singer of of uh rush and i dress up as getty lee and i went to the party and somebody came up to me and said well you really nailed garth they thought i was garth from uh wayne's world wayne's world i'm trying to think last year uh ryan my husband and i dressed up as uh will ferrell and john c reilly from step brothers that was oh yeah yeah that was good you guys did good so somebody wants us to sing happy birthday to him who is that louise sing happy birthday to me why would you why did we read this to me that was a dad joke oh our infinite space is asking favorite candy for halloween i think we answered this last year i'm trying to did it change uh i don't know i like snickers i've always liked snickers so i think i got almost it's mostly seeds yeah i'm gonna use my scooper and then i think i'm good let's see how long did your halloween candy last after you went trick-or-treating did you go i've been trick-or-treating yeah i've been trick-or-treating but um so i'm one of eight kids and i have uh two two brothers that were a little older than me and we i think they always took my candy so just saying just saying they're watching there's no grudge busted why should you never order hot dog on october 31st you don't get much to eat because it's a halloweeny it's a hollow weenie ah in australia any ideas for treats i can make it home i don't have oh money to buy treats uh australia's kind of been locked down too true we don't have good answers for that then i'm so sorry we've read about that or seen it so yeah okay yes we're going to cook the seeds after yes pumpkin carving i'll strain out the seeds and we use johnny seasoning oh we are out of lockdown where i live okay good popcorn balls i love popcorn balls what is a halloween movie you watch every year do you watch any halloween movies you know what i know you do what uh tucker and dale tucker and dale versus evil is probably my favorite because i'm not a big gore guy but that can be kind of gory but it's funny yeah right i like a charlie brown pumpkin are you a fan of pumpkin spice i love pumpkin spice actually um pumpkin spice creamer for my coffee i think i'm about done here yeah i just have a few seeds at the bottom i just got a scoop and then i got it what does it oh another yeah no we don't like horror movies you haven't seen chucky right ah i i don't like horror movies yeah i don't know i don't either sorry let's see halloween or christmas christmas oh for sure we'll probably do another well not probably we will do another live christmas time we will because these are fun for us it's been a while since we've done a live yeah um yeah and we enjoy interacting with you guys so for sure i love that movie the wood chipper part was hilarious the whole movie's actually really clever yeah so let's see all right am i just gonna i'm gonna go to the side are you guys covering pumpkins with us or is it just us is anyone else wearing costumes or is it just us also i don't know where where do you all use the top of your christmas tree oh yes we're talking about christmas oh he's a star yeah yeah we've always done stars when we were kids uh we used to use tin foil and wrap a star wrap a cardboard star because we didn't have one yeah that's kind of a nice way to do it inexpensive way to do it pumpkin or costume that's okay i'm working out okay nice that's good no carving just making dinner nice oh yeah we don't have halloween yeah if you are eating dinner what are you eating right now because we're gonna eat dinner after this i'm always wearing nice i think it's fine if i have a few drippies otherwise i think i'm done i think you're good okay still we have no pumpkins where i live interesting cool sorry silence here yeah all right okay so should i tell another dad joke sure you can this is your last one [Laughter] uh so what do you call a pumpkins family i feel like it's got gourd in it but i don't know why pumpkin can oh that's good i like that meatloaf okay let's see i want the nice side the towel here i like that one you like that one better than the the pumpkin bread i did i really didn't get pumpkin bread i didn't also bread i understand that i've never called okay pumpkin though all right let's see oh nice nice very cool again if you have any more questions drop them we talked about halloween candy we talked about movies how long do you want us to stay here what time is it oh my goodness okay oh we're doing great let's see oh nice someone's going up glorious pumpkin this one is so stubby i'm gonna it is sorry we went with smaller pumpkins this year try and get and these things this thing works really good the scooper it gets the stuff out but as far as the other these things that they're calling knives because they're trying to protect us from ourselves um i don't know i i don't want anyone to get hurt yeah we just don't want you to get hurt although we might get hurt do you make pumpkin bread oh 3 50 a.m hi rose wow 3 50 a.m where are you rose got it why did the vampire go to the doctor why he was coughing taco dude nice taco dude nice be careful okay i'm sorry i ran nice rose glad you're here let's see what does it say be careful what carving the pumpkin and like screaming at the things i think that's what oh no i can't quite get the i 8 20 p.m 9 20 a.m i've heard that one how does the moon cut his hair he clips it nice that was on one of our finalists wasn't it or was that one that somebody said that sounds familiar if you have um any other dad jokes let us know or given ideas for future videos let us know or if you want to see more of me on your channel i knew you were [Laughter] trying to process 1 20 p.m from new zealand i was just on a new zealand uh radio station what time is it where we are it's 5 22 here what am i carving this is what i came up with it's uh how did you finish with us it's cause i'm reading the questions you gotta raise your questions i'm trying two too ah look at this okay they're going kind of too fast can't beat the classic face i just figured it was easy we only have so much time that's a good question how do i get rid of fall leaves that's a good video yep plans for the weekend kansas there you go i have roots in kansas um that's where my mom and dad were from oh man that one eye is just ate ramen philippines nice my wife is filipino yes oh my goodness hopefully the photo on the pumpkin we should get a superman shirt do you need a candle should i switch to my wig you can my hands are kind of covered in pumpkins [Laughter] oh my goodness dad how do i fix that oh are you watching the there's a wig sundae put a hat on the pumpkin hello from france have you been keeping up with the seafood oops yeah so sorry about the um friday american football fridays just got limited amount of time so i might still continue that we'll see so do you like it with the mullet or with that 70s show is that right [Music] it was like a modern day looks like my younger days who do you think he looks like who does he look like let us know from peru nice he was clark ken until he put on that but now i'm who i don't people say justin bieber oh my god that's justin bieber be nice now austin powers that's it you found it that's totally it timothy chalamet i love these keep george harrison keep them coming old school link neil i don't know what that is yeah brazil hi brazil oh my goodness look at this yeah i know you got to kind of got it so what did you end up doing tiny cute face so i can lose this then right should i put that on him you're going to keep away from yourself try this you know you know there's a video look [Laughter] you know what you know what there's a video does it feel nice to have something you can whip around oh my goodness [Music] kind of like this this might be my new look all of my head's getting off of water used to it i used the insulation oh my goodness look look at how cute what under his mouth that is his mouth wait a second come on look at how cute [Laughter] [Music] what is it no the wig on the pumpkin now there's a lot of demand yeah are you asking me or telling me that doesn't look like a mouth looks like a what someone else said it didn't look like a mouth they agreed with you is this like a cute you put the wig on the pumpkin i don't this is where we're at now yeah oh my goodness what are you laughing at now oh the wig beautiful [Laughter] minutes what questions do you have now is your time pumpkin beetle pumpkin beetles there you go fedora or wig which one you go out in public with neither fedora for sure i would not wear a wig how about that oh my goodness what is the actual look though pumpkin is having their best weight loss i fell in love with the she pumpkin i did too right unless that's the wig pumpkin in which case it's a shea pumpkin i think they mean this one but the wig makes it look like a sheep pumpkin i don't know do you get recognized in public have you gotten right yeah yeah you want to tell a story it was really sweet yeah it was really sweet um you know because we're wearing masks so it doesn't happen very often um but i was at the airport and i was flying out to see my son and i was sitting down um and this young man came over and he was with his mom and he came over to me and said uh i know this is really awkward and you know i'm sorry if it's awkward but you look an awfully awful lot like the guy from the youtube channel and i said yeah that's actually me and then we yeah and then we talked and i think i scared him because when i think maybe when you're fishing and you catch you know you get to the little fish and like then you catch a big fish oh no what i do uh because he's very sweet but i think he i think he got a little um didn't know what to do with that um yeah so then we took pictures together and it was pretty fun that is sweet nice let's see well you guys are awesome i you know we probably could stay here all night and read comments did you have any more announcements before well so now i was talking about just the stuff that we're going to be doing on the channel that hopefully it's it's valuable to you you know i think uh we've talked about it we you know we want the channel to be to have endurance and then also be endearing so we want to walk alongside you and encourage you and help you um be the best that you can be you know and encourage you and we need that as well right because this uh this came out of nowhere or weren't planning on it and so you know i have to take my own advice sometimes when we like i said when we put stuff out it's almost talking to myself too to remind myself that i need to have these perspectives too and you know some of them have been you know quotes that have worked for me over the years and so we want to share that that type of stuff with you and so you know what um people wanted me to come up with a tick tock and well you know we've debated that whether i do that or not i i want i don't want to get away from the fundamentals of what we're trying to do we're trying to just walk alongside people and encourage you so if i dressed up in a you know in a bear costume and danced around you know i might get a lot of views but i don't know how valuable it would be right although christine might watch it um so anyway i i don't want well maybe that might be my words you might see me i was gonna say you might see me dancing as long as the fedora's on the bear costume yeah uh fair enough so oops so anyway fedora yeah yeah in a year you might see me dancing around in the red costume uh anyway that's kind of what we've thought so haven't really spread ourselves too thin we're not trying to yeah oh that's such a great entertain we want to continue to help people so someone suggested doing a decorating a christmas tree yeah we could decorate a christmas tree that would be fun and do it with you guys so that we could enjoy each other's company because we we really appreciate you guys too and it's fun to interact and it's been a while since we uh since we went live like i said and we always i hate it for it to end because it's fun but it's also at one point you know you kind of go okay time to wrap it up dad i got things to do dad so um i'm trying to think if there's anything else i wanted to say thank you so much for uh everything and also the you know my sponsorships i've got a lot of good sponsorships that you know have been wanting to work with us and we're still trying to figure out how to work with them duluth trading uh just sent me a nice package with some stuff i got some nice boots and some nice uh stuff from them and they've been wanting to work with me for a while probably do a fishing series um in the new year with duluth um because a lot of people want to know how to fish and i thought it'd be fun to to do that together we also want to do some camping videos too we're just trying to figure out the right partnerships there um firestone has reached out to me too um so we're just trying to figure out the right the ones that make sense right so yeah but but they've also all been very good about understanding that too but they want to support what we're doing right so we're kind of walking this fine line trying to figure out how to keep this thing going because i'm still working i'm still working full-time because i you know just trying to figure it out um yeah what's best for my wife and i for us as we get closer to retirement so that's kind of where we're at so for sure awesome yeah so that's it i think thank you so much for tuning in and i hope you all stay safe this weekend so yeah you're good yeah i'm good yeah it's great to see all you guys thanks again for your support thanks for your participation yes appreciate you guys you know this is crazy that it's and here goes dad again uh that it's gone all over the world i you know it's beyond anything you know and you probably heard me say that enough times in my in my interviews i can't believe how far this is reached and yeah glad i can or we can be a resource uh for any of you that just need a little help and a little encouragement so i guess we'll leave it with that yeah yeah have a good night thank you so much everybody we'll see you again around christmas time i guess or yeah maybe sooner or good at telling you l the emojis mean together anyway have a good night you guys all right god bless you take care