WTF was that? | Newcastle 1-0 Arsenal Reaction

Look, normally you can do this chatting thing, innit? You lot upset me. If you play for Arsenal, you upset me today. All of you. All of you. All of you upset me today. You didn't win your draws. You didn't create no chances. You didn't manage the game. Cool. Fair enough. Credit to Isak Longstaff. Indirectly, Anthony Gordon. They created that chance. They made it happen. You lot upset me today. You upset me today. You can't rock up at St James' Park, one of the most difficult away games in the Premier League and expect to win playing like that. What did you create? How many times did we say, what a bloody good save from Nick Pope? You didn't. Newcastle. Credit to Newcastle. Because they didn't have to be amazing to beat us. They didn't have to be great to beat us. And not even on a sour ting. We came to their place, gave them a chance. They scored. They managed the game. Mikel Arteta, you need to fix up. Everybody. The players. Mikel Arteta, you need to fix up. The play in the final third is predictable. There's no answers. Evidently, the transfer market is shed dust. There's evident limitations on this team. Oi. The league's gone, bro. I'm not going to lie. The league's gone. I hope we can win the league. The league's gone. Focus on the FA Cup, finishing as high as you can. Ridiculous. You know, you let yourself down for one of the goals and ultimately, I mean, for a goal and it cost us. Other than that, there was nothing to scream and shout about. I don't even think Newcastle had us under consistent pressure, but they probably had better possession in the final third and more opportunities. We don't create. And when we do create, we don't take our chances. It's square pegs in round holes. You've got your best midfielder and actually the best midfielder today playing right back. When party went into midfield, it was a bit better. You know, I like Mikel Moreno not offering much in the final third. Chaucer looks lost. Declan Wright's doing this six thing. That's a bit about it. Saka making things happen when he can. Other than that, Meadey. I actually feel quite sorry for Kai Havertz because you're not creating nothing. Martin Ely. I love Martin Ely. Everyone that knows me knows I love Martin Ely. But you see you, you're either going to go up several games or you're going to play like this for the rest of your life and you won't be playing for Arsenal soon. You see this? You're fucking head up, Martin Ely. I love you, but get your head up. You're taking a piss now. You're actually playing it. Horrible. You know, horrible. Centre half, Saliba and Gabriel, you held it up. I think you both switched off for Isak's goal, but fair enough. Timber the same. You held it. Raya, I feel sad for you. It's predictable. It's boring in the final third. Like, it's horrible. No winning three for a team like Arsenal. That's crisis. Mathematically, you can go after the league and obviously Bournemouth did us a favour because they beat us and beat City, but it's a idiot thing. Like, this is horrible, man. Mikel Arteta, I love the way you've assembled the squad, assembled the defending and all of that, but this is a idiot thing. We're not creating nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not putting Nick Pope under pressure. The one little bulls you put into the box, you saw him flapping. Credit to Newcastle. Professional performance. Everything I didn't see in my team, Newcastle did it. I'm not here to bore you lot. Like, I don't care about tactics today. Didn't win the ones. Weren't even really troubled like that. And that's what struggled. That's what I struggled with. You know, nothing to do with Newcastle. Newcastle didn't have to be at their best to beat us. They just had to be competent. Defend well, take the chance Arsenal give you and keep it moving. What chances did we create? What did Pope have to do? What did we create in midfield? And Mikel Arteta, you've got to hold that because you assembled this team. There's no winning three for a team like Arsenal. That's crisis. I've mentally checked out. I hope we do a thing in the Champions League. I hope we bring the FA Cup home. I know mathematically the Premier League is still there, but this is an idiot thing. I'm sorry. This is an idiot thing. There's nothing else I can say. This is like, bro skis and girls out there like, bro, it's an idiot thing. There's nothing more I'm going to say. I'm not going to bore you lot. This is a waste of everyone's time. Mikel Arteta and the players, refund the travelling fans. Donate what's left of that to charity. Fix up against Inter Milan and you need to be 20 times better against Chelsea. You're taking the piss. I've got nothing more to say. If I've missed out anything, check out my watch along where I offered all my thoughts post-game. These lot weren't on it today. Weren't at the races. Was horrible today. Disgraceful. Disgraceful. You lot should walk back to London. I've got nothing else to say. Credit to Newcastle. And other than that, safe.