I Built a SECRET Soccer Field For Ronaldo!

Today, we're building three secret sports rooms in our house. Because when we were kids, all we wanted to do was play sports with our friends. But nobody ever invited us. Now, we can play any sport we want without ever leaving our house. And we're so confident that these will be the best indoor sports rooms that we're inviting over a mystery judge to test and judge all of our rooms. The mystery judge is going to be here at the end of the day, so we have to get to work fast. You guys are going down! So the mystery judge is going to be judging our secret sports rooms based on three factors. How good the room looks, how skilled we are at our sport, and how secret the room is. So what if I build my secret sports room right here? It literally looks like a mini version of our home. Now, imagine there's a mini version of me and Alan in there. Let's check it out. What the hell? Is that supposed to be me and Alan? Okay, this isn't going to work for obvious reasons. Now, it's time to meet the third pig in this video. What if I built my secret sports room on the roof? Oh my god! It's so big up here! I can literally build anything! A basketball court, a football field, or even a cricket field! Wow! Hmm. But it's really going to be hard to bring stuff up here and to make it secret. There's got to be a better place. Let's keep looking. I know the perfect place to build my secret sports room, the garage. It's definitely big enough to do everything I want in here. The only problem I have with the sports room is it's not secret... yet. And since secrecy is one of the things we're being judged on, my plan is to cover up this giant hole by making a secret entrance with a poster. This is going to be perfect! Now that I've found my secret sports room, I have extra time to plan decorating it. Meanwhile, Tanner found his own cheat code to get ahead. According to the blueprints of the house, there's a secret room behind this wall. Oh, dang it! I think I broke my hand! Ah! Wait a minute. The blueprints are upside down. That means the secret room's upstairs! So there should be a trap door that leads to a secret room somewhere... in here! Sean? What are you doing in here? I'm buying... a computer? What are you doing in here? There's a trap door in here! Now we fight! No, Tanner! No! Stop trying to destroy the house! Now get out! Get out! On the other side of the house, Alex had an idea for a bigger spot to build his secret sports room. So I know there's a secret room up here that would be perfect for my sports room. I just have to find it. You guys hear that? It's hollow back here. Which means the secret room is right behind that wall. The problem is, I don't have a way to get in there. What? Don't hear me! Zach, I need you to break down that wall. But you said all I had to do was film today. Please? All right. But only because I really care about my friends. Zach, are you okay? Oh, thank God. I could have gotten hurt. Whoa! This could work for my sports room. It's big enough and it's not filled with pigs. I'm 100% winning this. Now, Tanner was the only one who needed to find his secret sports room. But he was still upset about what happened earlier. No, Tanner! No! Stop trying to destroy the house! My entire life, people have always told me no. No, you can't be on the basketball team. No, you can't move on to the second grade. No, you can't destroy the house! Nah, I'm gonna do my own thing. Wait a minute. There's a secret room back here. Oh, this is perfect! I'm gonna turn this into the best secret sports room. Now that we know exactly where everyone is building their secret sports rooms, it's time to head to our actual sport to do some research and train. And we each have our own sport. So we split up and went to different sports facilities. For my sport, I chose soccer. Soccer was actually the first sport I ever played. And that's why I'm choosing to build a secret soccer field. Every soccer field has really nice grass and soccer goals. So I'm gonna need both of those things. Skill is one of the things we're being judged on. So I really need to get some practice in, since I really haven't played soccer in over 10 years. I chose the gym. I've been trying to lose weight. And at the gym, I can play any sport I want. Like boxing, wrestling, or even powerlifting. First things first, I'm gonna need a lot of weights. Nah, first things first, you need to lose weight and get rid of that bullfrog back. Tanner also hired a personal trainer to help him get stronger so he can impress the mystery judge. Ain't no fat people allowed in my gym. The skill I'm trying to train is getting stronger. So I'm definitely gonna need one of these tires in my secret sports room. Now lift this giant tire. What? I can't- You talking back to me, big boy? No. Put your back into it! Put that big-ass bullfrog back into it! Like this! Don't touch me with the badass greasy hands! My sport is basketball. Every basketball court has wooden floors and a basketball hoop. So I need to make sure I get that for my secret basketball court. And as you guys know, I gave up playing in the NBA so I can make YouTube videos for you guys. So obviously, skill isn't something I need to brush up on. However, I have gained some weight and I can't dunk anymore. If I really want to win in the skill category, I need to be able to dunk again. I'm still better at basketball than whatever sport Alan or Tanner picked. I'll be fine. Nice shot! I'm 100% getting boxing equipment from my sports room. I want to train to punch harder than Mike Tyson. You call these punches? I'll show you how to punch. All right! I've had enough! I'm about to show you how to punch! You call that a punch? I'm just getting started. You know what? I'm out of here. You're done. Enough of saving that bullfrog back. Now that we're done training and taking notes, we rush back to the house to reveal the sport we chose to each other. Whoa! Soccer! Basketball! Alex! Who are you supposed to be? LeBad James? Nah, I'm LeBron James 2.0! More like two times! Well, at least soccer is the most popular sport. Just because it's the most popular doesn't mean it's not the most boring. It doesn't matter what you think the best sport is, it's what the viewers think. Like for basketball, subscribe for soccer. Wait, what was that? All right, we're wasting way too much time. Let's get back to work. Now it's time for the best part. Transforming our secret rooms into secret sports rooms. The first thing I'm going to do is lay down this super nice turf that feels just like the grass at the soccer room I was at earlier. I'm about to transform this room into the best looking basketball court ever. The first thing I'm doing is mounting this basketball hoop right here. So the first thing I have to do is cover up the giant hole that I made earlier. My plan is to cut a hole in the back of the washer and dryer so I can crawl through that to get in and out of my secret sports room. While Tanner got to work cutting a hole big enough to fit his plus-size body through, I was about to make a plus-size upgrade to my soccer field. Now that the grass is all laid down, I'm going to add some white lines so it actually looks like a soccer field. Let's see if the spray can works. Well, at least I know it works now. Back upstairs, Alex was getting ready to test his pro basketball skills on his new hoop. Ah! Fatality. Ah! Great! The basketball hoop from the court I was at earlier was way higher quality. So if I want my basketball court to look the best, then I need to go out, buy some more supplies so I can upgrade everything. Alex may want to get an ice pack too after smashing his nuts like that. All right, I finally finished. But the problem is, I don't know if I can fit through the hole. Let's find out. Let's go! I have lost some weight. Now, I just have to put it outside the entrance so I can make my room extra secret. Woo! All done. Now that the field is complete, I'm going to go out and get some actual soccer supplies to finish decorating my soccer field. And while I left to do that, Alex was arriving back from his trip to the store. Now that I have everything I need for my secret basketball court, I need to hurry and finish up because the mystery judge is going to be here very soon. Doesn't this look way better than a new from earlier? Let's test it out. Much better! And now that I'm done upgrading the basketball hoop, it's time to upgrade the flooring to actual NBA basketball tiles. Now that I'm done making my sports room look secret, it's time to make it look good. First, I need to get some weights and make it look like an actual gym. Luckily, I already ordered some other gym equipment beforehand. So while I'm waiting for that to come in, I'm going to head to the store and buy some other stuff for my secret sports room. Oh shoot! So I just got back from the store and I bought everything I need. The first thing I'm going to set up are the soccer goals. This is really starting to look like a legit soccer field. But remember, skill is also something we're being judged on. So I need to get some practice in with a special guest, Messi. First to score wins. You ready? No! I'm going to need more practice in if I want to impress the mystery judge. If I can't improve my soccer skills by the time he gets here, I'm screwed. No matter how good my secret soccer field looks. Oh look, Tanner's already back. Or should I say bullfrog back. So I just got back from the store and I can't wait to bring all this in and finish setting up my secret sports room. Oh no way! Looks like some of my other gym equipment came in. Wait, this is for you? Just sign here. Dude, this thing's almost bigger than me! No it's not. So now that I have everything, I'm going to start by setting up my gym equipment first. Tanner's secret gem was coming together fast, but he wasn't the only one making fast progress. Check out the one-in-fours I just installed. I also put up a basketball hoop on the other side, so now we can play full court. I can't believe I was able to turn this empty room into an actual basketball court. But I still have to make it look better, so it's time for my favorite part, customizing. So this is everything I'm using to customize my secret basketball court. I have some jerseys, shoes, lights. Just wait until I'm done. The walls are looking really plain, so I'm going to decorate them with some jerseys and some flags. I also have this life-size Renato cutout that I'm going to put right here. And I'm going to put this life-size Messi mannequin right here. My secret soccer field is almost done. I'm just going to quickly add a few more things, since the mystery judge is going to be here soon. And he is not playing around, so we've got to hurry up and finish these secret sports rooms. All right, I got most of my gym equipment set up. Let's see if everything works and get some training before the mystery judge arrives. Oh, my back. Tanner's going to need a lot more training to get rid of that bullfrog back. Anyways, I just finished installing the lights for my secret soccer field. All right, this looks so much better. And I also added a TV so I could play FIFA. Now that I'm done making my secret soccer field look good, I still have to make a secret. So I'm going to use this giant poster frame of Renato, which I printed out earlier in my office, as a secret entrance to go in and out of my soccer field. Every gym needs to have a recovery station. So I got a sauna and a cryotherapy chamber right here. Just imagine the mystery judge after a long workout. He could easily recover after hopping into this bad boy. Oh, this feels good. Mystery judge is going to love this. So my secret basketball court is finally done. Tell me it doesn't look so much better than earlier. Now, the only thing I have left to do is to finish my secret entrance. But first, I really need to get some practice in if I want to impress this mystery judge. Now me and Alex were both done with our secret sports rooms, but Tanner had one final touch to add to his gym. So I noticed my gym was missing a few things, like a snack bar. I got protein shakes, protein bars, a blender to make smoothies with, and I also have some Feastables bars. But the mystery judge is going to be here soon. So I'm going to focus on decorating my gym and making it look better. Perfect. I don't think I've ever seen a gym look this good before. I'm definitely going to win this. I'm finally done with my secret entrance. It's time to show you guys how it works. This is 100% the best sports room ever. Now that I'm done early, I'm going to see how Alex and Tanner's secret sports room look like. Starting with Tanner's secret gym. So I'm right outside Tanner's secret sports room. There's no way it's better than mine. How did Tanner manage to fit through this? Wait, Tanner, what is that? That's my protein shake. Want to try it? I'll take a sip. Oh my god, what the hell was that? It's fried chicken and gravy. Wait, what are you doing here? I was curious how your secret sports room was looking. I have a bunch of different sports, like boxing, a punching machine, and over here I have a sauna, so I can sweat off all my fat. You're going to need a bigger sauna if you want to do all that. I have a bunch of weights here, a bench press, a compound strength machine, and I also have this ladder here for some speed training. Watch this. All right, Tanner, your room looks nice and all, but what skill are you going to use to impress the mystery judge? Let me show you. I'm going to prove I can punch harder than the mystery judge with this machine right here. Woo! OK, I'm actually impressed, but the mystery judge is literally the strongest man in the world. So don't get too cocky. Let's go check out Alex's secret basketball court. All right, let's go. All right, so we're outside Alex's secret basketball court. It's not even secret. And we're about to find out how good it is, or bad. Whoa! Welcome to my secret basketball court. Is that the Bronx Haze? Oh, my god. But I honestly prefer Kobe. I'll get you another play button. They're not going to give me another play button until I hit 100 mil. Subscribe so they can get another play button. All right, honestly, this room is pretty sick. But what skills are you going to use to impress the mystery judge? I'm going to have a dumb contest with him. And then I'm going to beat him one-on-one. How are you going to beat him if you can't even beat us? Bring it on. Me and Zach versus you and Tanner. First to three. Kobe! One to zero. What kind of defense was that? Two-on! Nine! What do you have to say now? All right, you may have beaten us. But how are you going to beat the mystery judge? I think you're forgetting that you're speaking to an ex-NBA player here. Hey, you guys haven't even seen my secret sports room yet. Let's go. But we have to be quick because the mystery judge is only an hour away. All right, before we walk in, I want you guys to imagine your very own secret soccer field in your house. Wait, what is this? I have a legitimate soccer field in here with LED lights. No way! You actually have people in here? That's crazy! Check this out. Three, two, one. Dude, I love these lights! No! Turn the lights back on. All right. Hold on. Is that a Messi jersey? And a Ronaldo cutout? Why does he get a cutout when Messi's better? I don't know about that. Well, if I make this shot, Messi's better. Easy money. I can get someone to clean that up. I'm the one that's got to clean it up! Okay, this room is sick, but we suck at soccer. If you can score a goal on an actual goalie before we do, then you might have the skills to impress the mystery judge. Look who's talking now. Let me show you how it's done. What the hell? See? It's not so easy, huh? All right, let me show you guys some true skill. Hello there. All right, at least my secret soccer field looks better than any of your secret sports rooms. You have no skill in soccer. You can't do anything! Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. You guys are forgetting one more secret sports room. Mine. Wait, we don't even play sports. Come on, just come. Little did we know, Sean had been building his own secret sports room this whole time. Welcome to my e-sports room. You have every single game possible that anyone would ever want to play. Is that an Iron Man statue? Yeah. And he's wearing an Infinity Gauntlet? How did you get that? Custom made. And over here, we got the Elder Rings sword. Dude! Oh my god, this thing is so heavy. Oh my gosh! And you have a snack fridge? Yep. Wait, when did you even buy all this? Remember when you walked in on me, Tanner? Well, I was actually buying a brand new PC. That's why I didn't want you in there. And I added these decorations while you guys were working on your crappy sports room. Okay, first of all, how are you going to impress the mystery judge? Yeah, what skill do you even have? This. What is that? I'm doing the Roblox dress to impress challenge. Wait, guys, the mystery judge is going to be here soon. We got to finish up. You're right. Are you guys not impressed? And after seeing everyone's finished secret sports rooms, Alex started to panic. I'm going to be honest, all their secret rooms are insane. Like, how do they get it to look so good? If I don't do something, I'm going to lose. And I don't want that to happen. I need a new plan, plan, plan, plan. Bach, the mystery judge is going to be here soon. So I need you to go into all their sports rooms and rough it up a bit. Please, I'm counting on you. Wait, one more thing. Don't get caught. Lucky for Bach, Tanner and Alan were both busy setting up decoys around the house to distract the mystery judge and waste his time. In front of my secret soccer field, I put this fake wall and decoy poster so the mystery judge thinks there's a secret sports room back here. So I put this inflatable boxing ring outside of my secret sports room to distract the mystery judge. And if he checks inside, Zach will find him. We also set up a little football field in the living room and a water polo net in the pool since the mystery judge will be looking for anything resembling a sport. Meanwhile, Tanner was doing some last minute training so he could use his strength to impress the mystery judge. I need to get some towels. So Bach, stay focused. Don't get distracted. Do it. Please. This exquisite smell is the smell of breathing the air of paradise. I need more. So anyways, I was using the rest of my time to do some last minute training. Now there's two things broken. Guys, he's here. Wait, Shawn, I need you to help me with my secret entrance. Okay, coming. Hurry. Okay, hold on to it. I got it. Hurry, hurry. Okay, you're good. Okay. My name is Mata and I'm the world's strongest man. I led the military search and destroy team and I found every single person I've ever looked for. These kids right here, they're going to be no different. Now, as soon as Mata enters the house, he'll have exactly one hour to find all our secret sports rooms. I hope he doesn't find me first. When I find these guys, they better impress me with their secret rooms or else I'm going to do this to them. Is it just me or is he a lot scarier in person? By the way, we're using our in-house security system to keep track of Mata as he searches through the house. What in the world? How could a human possibly let themselves go like this? That's disgusting. I can't even look at that. I'm not that bad, am I? Okay, I'm starting to get stressed out. I need something to eat. Wait, at the Feastables bar. I'm starting to think there is no secret sports rooms in this house because look at that right there. This guy looks like he's never played a sport a day in his life. Whoa, that is some good chocolate. It's disgusting. You said one too many hurtful things about my friends. Cut it out, buddy. And to celebrate Halloween, Feastables has given away $10,000 every day to people who buy Feastables. There's only a few days left to enter. Now shut up and just film. And on Halloween night, Feastables has given one lucky winner a million dollars. Hold up. This is a weird place to put an emoji room. Something's gotta be back here. Fresh. Guess there's nothing back here. That was close. Anyways, head to your local Target or Walmart to buy some delicious Feastables chocolate for Halloween. And who knows? You might make someone a millionaire. Wait. Why are there fresh clothes in the washing machine? I know this. I think I know where it is. I found it! If you can fit through this big boy, suck it up. So what do you have here? I built a secret gym with a few sports like boxing, wrestling. Oh, WWE. I like that. And over here, I have a bunch of weights. Come on, let me see what you got. Let's go. Come on. Come on, get it up. Put that big ass bulldog back into it. There we go. Hey, get off. Let me show you how it's done, bro. Oh, man. This is how you do it, bro. Oh, lightweight. Oh, chop, chop, chop, chop. Do you see me? Chop, chop, man. It's time for me to see your skills. Punch this thing as hard as you can. Come on, get some power behind it. Let's go. Come on. Let's see what you got. Okay, okay, okay. 965. But you know what? Let me show you how to get a perfect score. Oh, my God. We have similar scores. That means our strength is the same. And punch me. Punch right here. Come on. My turn. One down, three to go. I don't want him to find my room next, because he just punched Tanner and almost killed him. You know what? I haven't been outside yet. There's probably a secret sports room out there. What is this? A secret water puddle sports room? Yeah, it's down there. Wait, let's keep looking. I don't see anything. Stop wasting my time. I think Zax has made him more angry. You know what? Let's go check upstairs. Oh, no. He's coming upstairs. That's where I'm at. I need to drop the lights. I got to make sure these stairs are hollow. Oh, my God. Nope. Let's check this one. There's nothing here. Let's check in here. Hold on. That's so weird. Did I hit him? Did he get me? Wow, look at that. Looks so good. This is nothing here. Let's look in the next room. What is this? Why is there a door with no door lock? It's hollow. Oh, man. This is just another decoy room. Wait a sec. How come I look different in this mirror than the other mirror? Let's go double check it. I forgot there was a mirror. I should have moved it. Hold on. I do look different in this mirror. Something's off about this place. Wait a minute. Why is there a wire running through the other side of this mirror? I have a feeling that if I turn this light off right now, Three, two, one. No, no, don't hurt me. I'm home. Tell me about your secret sports room. I built a secret basketball court, as you can see. Is that a Ben Simmons jersey? Bro, come on, man. You got the trashiest player in the league, man. You can do better than that. All right, go on. Show me the rest. LeBron James. Okay, I see you. I've been told I look like him and play like him. All right, you know what? I dig the room, but how are you going to show me your skills? By beating you in a dunk contest. First to three dunks only. Let's go, come on. Show me what you got. One nothing. Get up, little man. Come on, bring it, bring it. Oh, give me that. Let's go. I ain't playing around no more. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Game over. I've seen all I needed to see from you. It's time for me to find out the rooms. Let's go. Two down, two more to go. Let's go. Now Mata only has 20 minutes left to find our last two sports rooms. So Sean was using the remaining time to level up his e-gaming skills. When he comes in here, I'm going to show off my skills. Anyways, back to Mata. He's right outside. God, there's nothing here. Hold up, this wall looks kind of funny. Let me check this out. It's hollow. Baseball. This is how you hit a home run. Hold on, there is a room back here. There's more things to come down. I don't think it's to come over here. I look behind this wall because if it does, I'm screwed. Oh, man. Wait. This is just a decoy room. Like the one from upstairs. I'm so sick of these guys. I just want to see Mata. Let's see who's up here. Oh, no. He's coming upstairs. He's right outside my room. Do you guys see that? Yo, that's so creepy. The eyes. They're following me. Leave me alone. I'm mad, okay? I got to get out of here. Hold on. What if they built a secret sports room under this couch? These guys keep wasting my time, man. There's nothing here. I'm going to the next room. Oh, man. My shoelaces are untied. I'm so hungry, man. Wait. Why is there a mouse hanging from underneath the screen? What? I dropped the mouse when I came here earlier. Oh, no. There's got to be a secret sports room behind here somewhere. Oh, I found it. I found you. What in the world is this? Welcome to my eSports room where you use your brain, not muscles. Are you calling me dumb? No. Well, do you have any sports games in here at least? Yeah. We got FIFA, NBA 2K, Madden. Why? Are you good at any of those? Show me your skills, man. I got Dress to Impress Roblox. What? Yeah. All right. I've seen more than enough. I'm out. Is that? Can you like it? You like it? Oh, no. He just found Sean. I'm the only one left. Oh, man. I need to go see there. Do you know what? There's a few places I haven't seen outside. Let's go check them out. It's been a long time, Sean. Just a matter of time. Yeah. Hello? Is someone there? Bubba's back. He's not there. What is this? An inflatable wrestling ring? There's got to be a secret sports room in here somewhere. Looks like nobody's in here. Whoa. I am. What the hell? I need to keep looking. Zach may have wasted a whole 30 seconds of modest time. But back inside, I had a huge problem. Wait. Is that my dog outside? This is like the worst time he could be looking for me. I'm going to reach every room in this house, starting with over there. I just have to be quick and let my dog in. It's in here. Just the bathroom. I'm going to miss this room. Oh, what's this over here? Wait. I've seen this poster before. It was in that decoy room over there. Oh, my god. I forgot to shut off my computer. I can't believe this. Fool me once, you fool me. Fool me twice, you'll never fool me twice. There he is. I found you. Get him, Atlas. Even my dog left me. No. Nobody can save you now. What you got in here? Make it quick. I'm wasting my day already. Okay, so I have- I got two soccer goals and we have grass here. I get it. You got a soccer field. The question is, do you have any skills? Let's go. How am I supposed to score? He's bigger than the goal. Oh, yeah. My turn. You're the goal. Wait, you're not going to take your anger out on me, right? Sure. I'm not going to take my anger on you. Man, you know what? You can stay down here. I've seen more than enough from you today. Wait, hold on. Is that Ronaldo? Is that his header where he broke the world record? You think he can hit that? Uh, yes, I think so. Really? Let's see it. Let's switch our heads. Let's go. Get up. Not one doubt. You know what? I've actually seen everything I've needed to see. Come with me. Now, it was finally time to see which one of us had the best secret sports room. Hey, where'd that skinny little weird guy go? Sean? Yeah, where did he go? You know what? It doesn't matter. That guy's disqualified anyway. Tanner, get your bullfrog back up here. As far as the secrecy of your room, good job on that. But you know where you messed up? You left fresh clothes in the washer. If it wasn't for that mistake, I would have never found you, big boy. And as far as your secret gym goes, you had a great variety of machines. And I really love that WWE belt, so good job on that. As far as your skills, you look like you've never stepped foot in the gym before. Carrying around this bullfrog back. Get out of here. Done with you. Alex, you're next. Get out of here. So as far as your basketball skills, you look good. But not as good as me. As far as how your basketball court looks, it was very colorful. And I love the decorations. Except for that bad citizen jersey. Come on. What were you thinking, bro? It was free. Okay. As far as how hidden your room was for me to find, it was kind of hard. But you know what? That wire hanging through that mirror? If it wasn't for that, I would have never found you. So that costs you some points. All right, get out of here. I'm done with you. You, get over here. Come here. Let me talk to you real quick. Now as far as how your soccer field looked, it was pretty authentic. But I gotta say, you could have used a couple more missing jerseys in there. He's the GOAT after all, right? Now as far as how secret your room was, I gotta give you props. You did fool me once. But you did it fool me twice. As far as your soccer skills, bro, you are horrible. Why would you pick a sport that you suck at? Watch. Get back in line. It's time for me to... Get the hell out of here. What are you doing? All right. Now it's time for me to announce the winner. And the winner is... Adam! What? You just said he sucked at soccer. Yeah, but you know what? I remember. He broke Ronaldo's heaven record. It takes a lot of skill. Let's go! Winner right here. You guys are losers. You, go work on your shot. And you, go swipe that big bullfrog back, Bruce. Bullfrog back? It doesn't look like that. I'll sweat off all this fat. What was that? Adam!