MY FAVORITE PASTIME. I'M MAKING BREAD! WHOLESOME WHOLE WHEAT.

Yeah! What's up guys, it's your girl Madame Zeroni coming at you. If you don't know that reference, then you and your family are cursed for always in eternity. Anywho, that was scary, if you don't know what I'm talking about. Today I felt like bacon. I want to make banana bread. There's no reason, I just want to do it. I'm feeling crazy, I'm wearing shoes inside my own house. Life is bananas. So I have a bunch of old bananas. A.K.A. my mom has a hoarding problem and she passed it down on to me. So I have a bunch of frozen bananas in my fridge. This is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S Alright, so I'm greasing up my pan. Alright, cool. Half a tablespoon of salt. Or you know, three tablespoons of salt. Alright, now we got some Greek yogurt, some Chobani. Chobani is my party, baby. It's amazing. Na na na na, na na na na. What? So a quarter cup of yogurt. Or you know, half a cup. Oh, third cup of honey. Oh, whoa. Why am I attracted to honey right now? This just looks good. I'm just going to put a biodegradable straw in there and just. If it's biodegradable, I'll suck it. Look, coconut oil. I have to pee, I have to pee. I feel so bad. Alright, now we're going to add in our bananas. I like my bananas like I like my stuff. Brown and chiquita. Anywho. Alright, I'm mashing up the bananas. My hands are all up in this. Is it too late to wash my hands from the bathroom earlier? You know, whoever eats this, I'm going to build their immunity. They're welcome. Alright, now we're going to start adding our butter into our flour. Oh my gosh. I want to eat this. And get salmonella and be happy and die. Oh my gosh. This looks awesome. That looks awesome. I'm so proud of myself. Alright, now I'm adding in some chocolatey chunks. Chocolate chips. Look at that little batter. It only gets better. It's going into the oven. Here we go. Alexa. Set alarm for 49 minutes. I have two Alexas. I'm very privileged. Oh my god. I'm a beast. You have 4 minutes and 20 seconds left on your 49 minute timer. Shut up. She said 4 minutes and 20 seconds left. I'm so on brand. Oh my god. She's done. Look at her. We have the same eyes. Okay, but with my scarf, why do we look alike right now? Shut up. That was so pleasing. Watch this. This is such a private, intimate experience. I'm starting with you. I'm done. My purpose here in life is complete. This is all I was meant to do. Beat me up, God. I'm so good at editing. And jumping off my counter. Time for presentation. One more time, God. Alright, it's time to try it. You can gaze into the future. That is danky spanky. Wow. You are so talented. I love you. Give me some. It is one of the healthier versions of banana nut bread. So you don't... Oh, I forgot nuts. Alright, I'm going to call it banana butt bread because that's where it goes. Thank you guys so much for watching. If you guys want to make your own banana butt bread, the recipe is in the description below. Thank you for watching and I'll see you guys next time. Bye.