A Roadman Does CBeebies Bedtime Stories | Mo Gilligan

No, no, no, bro. I'm not on ends right now, my brother. I'm not on ends, bro. Huh? Hey. Hey, listen. Let me shout. You give me like two hours, yeah? All right. Say no more. Say no more. All right. Oh. Hello there, my local Pitneys. What you look, what you look saying? You look all right, yeah? All right, cool. So this is tonight's bedtime story, yeah? Okay, this story is called The Tiger Comes Deep. So two twos now. There's one girl called Sophie, yeah? So she's having her dinner, like, as you do, you know what I mean? You're just chilling and that, you know what I'm saying? You're six years old. She hears a knock on the door. So she's like, bro, like, I'm six years old. Who's knocking my door right now? So now Sophie, boom, open the door. Listen, there's a tiger there. I know. Right now I'm thinking, Carol Baskin, she'll be losing it, yeah? So now, boom, the tiger's like, yo. Listen, I am absolutely starving. I'm hungry. So now the tiger starts sitting down in the kitchen. So now her mom, she's like, bro, boom, like, I ain't really got no food right now, but I can dash a little toast. You know, like that? Because toast is always about, you know what I'm saying? So this flipping tiger, yeah, with his greedy self ate all the toast. Can you imagine that? All the toast. Couldn't give man a crumb. Swallowed it, yeah? I said, well, Sophie, right now Sophie's like, yo, I don't know why I let this tiger in my house, you know? Now again, who with her false self wants to keep offering my man food? Sophie. She's offering him food again. Oh, you know what, my brother? Would you like a drink? Are you taking the biscuit? So the tiger with him false self was like, yeah, yeah. Parched, yeah. I could give him a little juice. Tiger right now said, you know what? I'm still hungry, you know? I'm not going to lie. Secretly, I think this tiger has the munchies in it, but let's just keep it for the kids in there, you know, like that. This is where it gets mad, yeah? There's a pot cooking, yeah? The curry mutton. Yeah, my brothers. My man says, rah, curry mutton, yeah? You had a man eating toast? Starts putting his paws in the curry mutton. I know, it's mad. Didn't even use a spoon, you know? So then the tiger says, you know what? I think I'm full now, you know? I'm going to go home. And just like that, the tiger was gone. So right now, the mum, she's stressed. She said, rah, my boyfriend Tyrone's going to come home. He's going to see there's no food. So now Sophie's mum's boyfriend, he comes in the house. Already, he's looking at the house like, rah, what happened here? She's like, a tiger knocked on the door and said, rah, man's hungry. Man's going to eat all your food. So Sophie's mum's boyfriend now, Tyrone, he said, you know what? Secretly, I say we just go to the high street, go to the chicken and chip shop and just get a little four wings and chips. And you, you little snitch, you can have some nuggets. Yeah, that is called the tiger went to tea.