"Walter's Thoughts On The Holiday Season!” | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

So Walter, you look very festive. Happy Holidays. You're really going to try this, aren't you? Happy Holidays. I'm not doing any Christmas crap. It'll be fun. You are so gay. Just pretend. What? Fake it. Does your wife do that too? You know, you used to hurt my feelings. Now I realize it's just a great time saver. We're done. Where's the remote? Will you just do this? Okay, well, start over. Okay. Hey, Walter. Yes, what is it, Jeff? Sorry, I can't act worth s***. You look very festive. Happy Holidays. What? Happy Holidays. You know, I've been wanting to say this for a couple of years now. Screw you, it's merry Christmas. You know, Walter, there are people of other faiths, and they're wrong. Wait a minute. What if somebody walked up to you on the street and very sincerely said to you, Happy Kwanzaa. What would you do? First, I'd purchase them an eye color chart. Then I'd throw away the champagne and pull out the frickin' malt liquor. Ho, ho, yo, yo. I understand. Word. Word? Do you feel me? You know what you're talking about? The shizzle. Where did you learn all this? My cable docs got stuck on the BET network. I learned a lot of new stuff. Apparently now I'm ghetto fabulous. Chill, home dog. I'm sittin' to bust a cap on your ass. Cracker. Dunk-a-dunks. Oh, yeah, there's nothing better than a woman that's nice, but dunk-a-dunk. She looks familiar. Turn around. Lord, I think she's my screensaver. Well, we hope you liked the video. Oh, I think they loved it because I was fantastic. You were good. No, I was great. And the other guys were good. They were so, so fun. Yeah. If you did like it, there's a couple of things you can do. You can like, you can comment, and you can subscribe. Well, yeah. And then, I know what they should do. They should get a ticket to our live shows. That's a lot of fun. It's great. Come on out to a show. You'll dig it. Dig it. Dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it. I said dig it. Right. That's an old term. Doesn't matter. Fine. Just come to the show, for God's sake.