The Rock & Kevin Hart Bromance Part 3 Funniest Moments - Roasts - Impressions

It's that kind of workout here on this Sunday at the West Coast Iron Paradise. And now we're taking it to the next level because out come these chains and when the chains come out it means the big dogs are going to eat and the little crying puppies stay on the porch. Or as my little twin Kevin Hart likes to say, when the big dogs take a piss then the little dogs eat the bone. It's hurting my neck. Wow, here we are shooting Central Intelligence. They shut it down. The fire trucks are here. Shut the f**k up! Will you get the f**k out of my video? Why are you doing your video behind me? I'm trying to do my video. This is my video! You're in my f**king video! Watch your mouth. I'll slap the s**t out of you. All right, we're kicking off our big press day. Central Intelligence here. Hold on a second. I'm talking. I started first. I don't give a s**t. Hey, real quick, to all my fans. Listen, to all my fans, you're the greatest in the world. You need to shut the f**k up, man. I'm going to kick your little f**king ass. We're here on set. Central Intelligence photo shoot with the hardest working man right there in Hollywood. Did you get the f**k? The second hardest working man in Hollywood. F**k you! Hey, f**k off! Yo, shut the f**k up! Should you shut the f**k up? Shut up! These are my fans on the side. F**k your fans. F**k your fans! I will slap the dog s**t out of you. F**k your fans! F**k y'all! Listen. Love y'all. I love you. F**k off! Love you, fans. Greatest in the world. Central Intelligence, World Press Store. We're here in London. We're kicking it off. Kevin, man. Kevin. Yeah? Central Intelligence. Yeah? And these dudes, I don't know who the f**k they are. We're at Snapchat HQ. Boy, there's Kevin Hart right there. Yeah? Yeah, there's a crew. All right, we're doing this. First Q&A. All right, man. Here in NY doing Central Intelligence promo. Let me finish my video. Why are you yelling like that? Because I just started mine. Let me finish mine. Well, I got mine. Video's important, too. Just give me a second. In NY, doing what we do, promo. I'm going to tell you something, man. I'm getting tired of this s**t. F**k you and your video. Don't do that. Hey, don't. You know what? My man. Hey, don't you? All your people can bite that. Fifty-five million people are going to whip the s**t out of you and your fans. Well, total is fifty-five million people to f**k off. All right, so basically, we're here. F**k your f**king mouth right now. Why do you cuss so much? Have some respect for the women here. How about you have some respect? You got a foul mouth, okay? My fans don't need to hear that because we're better than your people. So let me talk to you guys. You're right. Here's what your fans need to hear. As an amazing people. F**k off. Okay, I'm going to stop my video. I got to go. One. One lucky fan will have the opportunity to come and crush things with us in a monster truck. A monster truck. Why a monster truck? Because we want to give our fans the best. And big things, big things are always the best. What is that? I'm being honest with everybody in the back that's coming along for the ride. I can't see over the wheel. Weirdest rumor? That I could pick up a grape without using my hands, my feet, or my mouth. But here's the thing. It ain't a robot. You can do it. All right, brother. I'm not going to ask, all right? You got a clamp on your balls. I don't know what's going on. You right now have the liberty to ask me whatever you want. I'll answer it. Okay, you know, I already know what the question is going to be. 16 inches. There it is. I got, there it is. I'm going to get DJ right on my butt. Yep. I'm going to get Kevin. Yeah. Right in my loin. Yeah, right here. Every time I take off my pants. Right here. So I make him kiss it. That's my way of telling him to kiss my ass every day. I make him just kiss it. Hey, there was a scene in the movie where he and I are in the movie in his office, and the ceiling, part of the ceiling fell down on my head during the scene. Yeah. I could have been hurt badly. Yeah. He started fucking laughing. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Right away. Big thing of sheep rock. Boom. We almost heard the biggest guy in the room. Look at this dumb ass headset that the rock be wearing. Look at this shit. Look. Yeah. Yes. Yes, Oprah. Yes. Oh, strong ass AT&T salesman. But you sit him down in a scene and it's this cramped inside of a plane. It's just like this. Eventually, brother. Yeah, he'll start. Starts to happen. And then he'll get a little wonky because he needs caffeine. Like when you came in, right? And that's a legit thing. And all of a sudden, he'll be like, DJ, start shaking this. That kid's hilarious, man. Ain't no woman like the one I got. I don't give a shit, man. This is who I am. And I'll tell you this. All right, we'll wrap it up there. Thanks for joining us. And we need to get him an energy drink. I love that. That that unique twist. It's a great breakdown, brother. Hey. It's a great breakdown of who you are, where you are now. Yes. I like it. That guy. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Very he enunciates. To my brotherhood. I just want to say. That's the thing. You see, that's it's a thing. Sometimes there's no more words. You don't need them, you know, to just capitalize on what I said before. And I just want to really quick say. That's true. Who's that? Only we know what that means. What branch is that? Because of what we've been through. So you guys, I appreciate you guys. I love you so much, man. Thank you guys for all that you do. Hey, hey, hey, hey. OK. It's I love you. I can't believe I'm having to do no more. It was a movie that was part of so many. Of a few generations, by the way, I'm trying to. I love the original movie. Loved it. I love the script. Uh. I mean, that's our life. I'm a trained act. Yeah. As a thespian. No, it's a lot of fun. A lot of fun. That's what it is. He says he's a thespian. Yeah, but he's got to let it slide. Sometimes you got to let it go. I got my. You guys ever heard of Invisalign? OK, Kevin's now the spokesman for. Because his bottom rope team. They're having a fucking meeting and they're all unhappy right now. I confided in you with that. I told you. Look at the pictures lately. My name is Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Here doing. You're doing some interviews and I'll be interviewing Kevin Hart. Don't forget, you got to say the question so they know what you're talking about. What do you say it like that for? Like, why are you angry? All you forget all the time. You just answer it. Why can't you just be nice? Did he not take his medicine? I'm on edge, baby. I ain't have my coffee. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get my coffee. Somebody get my coffee. All right. Hold on one second. Hello. Yeah, I'm gonna call you right back. Hey, what's up, man? All right. Cool. Good to see you, Rock. All right. What we got here? OK, we got all the show's shot. We got a shot right here. OK, cool. Hey. Hey, make sure you give me the thing. All right. Dwayne Johnson's breath smells like shit on the regular. And nobody knows this. You know where the eyebrow rays came from? It came from the reaction of people when he goes, hello. That's what The Rock is cooking, shitty breath. I would throw my boys and be like, hey, eat this thing. And then they'd get in trouble. You know, yeah, that was me. That was me. Mr. Dwayne, could you sign my belt? He's like, oh, come on, man. He throws kids off with signals to take their minds. Off of what they asked for. Mr. Dwayne, can I get an autograph? Hey, hey, hey. I want to know what it was like working with the, uh. Oh, he was great. Rock was great. He does that thing, yo. I don't know why I blink right now, but I just. Dwayne Johnson has women thighs. He's got women thighs. Women have nice thighs. You shouldn't have their thighs. This is what I'm saying. As a production, you want to grow. Dwayne's got a tattoo right above his ass that says, come on. Thank you, Mexico. Thank you, China. I see you and you come up and you, hey, and you give me the big bro hug. And Karen, I saw her and I remember being so happy to see Karen. I give her the big hug. I'm like, yes, I'm so happy that I'm at home with people I love. And then over the ridge, I hear, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You don't shoot at me. You. How are you doing? Right.