Adventureland (4/12) Movie CLIP - Lisa P's Back! (2009) HD

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Lisa P's back!
Lisa P? Did you hear that?
Lisa P's back!
Yeah, who's Lisa P?
You mother of crap, who's Lisa P?
That's Lisa P.
Come on.
No, come on!
Have you ever heard those opening lines?
Oh my god, look at the shape of her ass.
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.
Look.
Look at the middle portal of light just below her crotch.
Right where the thigh meets the prudendum.
The prudendum?
Are you pre-med?
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shaped portal.
Look, she's coming over here, man.
Be cool.
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
Hey, Lisa.
Hey, Kelly.
Hey, Joe.
So I didn't expect you to be back here.
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out.
Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night.
My dad got injured on the job.
He's laid up, so I got to help out.
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.
I'm Lisa.
James.
I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knife point.
Did you?
Yes, my legend precedes me.
What?
Uh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, James.
Bye, Lisa.
Bye, Kelly.
Bye.
