Funny Moments from Disney Family Animated Movies

Doggone! It flees all over the baby! You start barking, it's some strange mutt. Woof, woof, woof, woof! Stop that racket, you'll wake the baby! We're going to the Realm of Monsters? Don't worry, it's a lot farther down than it looks. Yahoo! Oh, thank goodness. Sure, that's all right, don't you worry. Get off, get off, get off, get off! Don't you worry about a thing. That place is the Marine Life Institute. Yeah, find the fun. I don't know how to do that. Okay, well, try to think of something funny. Oh, remember the funny movie where the dog dies? Oh, yeah, that's not... What about that time with Meg when Riley laughed so hard milk came out of her nose? Oh, my God! Come on, come on. Yeah, that hurt. It felt like fire. Oh, it was... I was thinking more like rain. Rain. Rain is my favorite, too. We can stomp around in puddles, you know, there's cool umbrellas, lightning storms. More like when the rain runs down our back and makes our shoes soggy. And we get all cold, shivery, and everything just starts feeling droopy. Now, when you get up there, go ahead and hoist me up. Got it? You on the porch yet? What? That's it? I came all this way just to get stuck to the wrong end of this rock pile? Are you saying that because he's a sloth he can't be fast? Flash, flash, hundred-yard dash. Buddy, it's nice to see you. Nice to... see you... too. Officer Judy Hopps, EPD. How are you? I am... doing... fine? Well, what... Hang in there. can I... do... today? Well, I was hoping you could... Today. Well, I was hoping you could run a plate for us. We are in a really big hurry. What's the... plate... 29... number? 29THD03. Two... nine... T... HD03. H... D03. D... 03. Zero. Three. Hey, Flash, want to hear a joke? No! Sure. What do you call a three-humped camel? I don't... know. Pregnant. Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the text? Wait, wait, wait! Priscilla! Oh, no! Yes? Flash? What... do... No! you call... a three-humped camel? Pregnant! Okay, great, we got it! Please just... Bumped. No. Stop it! Give it to me! I think we got their attention. Not yet! Keep stalling! Okay. Alpha! Need more time, honey? Freestyle! So, you want to play I Spy? Alright. I'll go first. I spy... something... green. Tree? Oh. My turn? Yeah. Okay, I spy something... tall? Tree. Okay. I spy... something... with... bark? Tree. Oh. Okay, I spy something... a vertical log? Tree. Yeah. Okay. I spy something... Oh. Okay, my turn? Tree. No, I got it. No, it counts. I didn't even spy anything. It counts. Okay. Tree. Let's play something else. An urgent message from His Imperial Majesty. Thank you. From the king. What's it say, Cinderella? What's it say? He said it's urgent. Maybe I should interrupt the... music lesson? Come here! Oh! Girl! Girl! It's her fault, Mother! Above all... self-control. Yes! And another thing... Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves! Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command? Oh-ho-ho-ho-kay! Well, so you want to do it the hard way, huh? Don't even think about it, cowboy. Oh, yeah? Tough guy! The air isn't toxic. You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act. Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear! You're mocking me, aren't you? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look! An alien! Where? Come on, Calloway. It'll be fun! Did you just hit me? Kind of. Well, stop it. Why? Because I don't like it. Oh, no. What? What about violence is not going to solve anything? Why don't we all take a deep, cleansing bath in... Skin hair! Mud wrestling! Hey, hey! Watch the saddle! Carnation! Maggie, for the last time, I will not be roped into this scheme! Come on, you crazy... What the... Archie! Great! Don't let go! Careful, he's a biter! I got him! So, let's start over. Hi, I'm Wayne. And I'm Tiempo. Hello, Tiempo. And I am Yao, King of the Rock. And there's nothing you girls can do about it. Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you. I really don't want to take him anywhere. Ping, we have to fight! No, we don't. We could just close our eyes and swim around. Come on! Don't be such a... Ouch! Something bit me! What a nasty flavor! Snake! Snake! Snake! I'm King of the Rock! Boy, that was close! No, that was vile! You owe me big! I never want to see a naked man again. Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting no more butts.