IMPOSSIBLE TRY NOT TO LAUGH ๐ Funny Videos Compilation ๐ Funny Memes 2024 by Milky Lips #10

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Would you slap a coworker for $25,000?
It ain't about the money.
Amazing.
Awesome, but it will end soon.
So how much is this?
$1,000.
$1,000?
I'm speaking Arabic.
$52.
The bus can't even go.
Oh my god.
Call the police.
Oh my god, he is the police.
but it's not good.
And happy birthday to Nick Gurr, if you're watching.
Someone in chat wants me to say that.
Happy birthday, Nick Gurr.
All right.
She's here.
Oh my god.
What you doing?
Don't look at it.
Look at the top five.
Oh man, you.
She said, get out the car.
Oh, she on him.
Katie, look.
Hey, y'all.
I'll be show.
Hey guys, come spend the day with me
as a girl who works every day for a living.
3, 4, 6.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Me?
Just hanging around.
I've always wanted to know what it's like in here.
Let me show you.
Oh, man.
It's like a tunnel.
Look this way.
Willie.
Why would you tell him to do it?
So sweet.
You're a sweet little brother.
Ha, ha, ha.
That part is bullshit.
God, fuck.
Have you ever had a nickname?
And why was it given to you?
I don't know why, but people love to call me Mark Henry.
Why did you test me?
Because of you.
Shh.
Hello.
It's OK.
My favorite expression in English
is the one that says, never bite the hand of the one that
fingers you.
Something like that.
You don't like me?
Get up.
Just stand up.
Get up.
I'm trying to get up.
Hey, baby.
You still bite your girl?
Hey, baby.
You still bite your girl?
Hey, baby.
You still bite your girl?
Hey, baby.
You still bite your girl?
Why, sweet.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Hey, baby.
You still bite your girl?
So.
I've got an order for a fart from Jack Valkyries.
Have a good day.
It's important to show appreciation to your co-workers
from doing so much hard work.
There you go.
Is this our bonus?
Yeah, it's pizza.
How about a raise?
How about pepperoni and cheese?
High five.
Here.
Jelly beans.
And you got a trophy as tall as you.
I got taller, actually.
Hey, who do you want to thank on this?
All the hot moms that drove me to do this.
Hold on.
Look at the camera and say that again.
Who do you want to thank?
All the hot moms.
I want eight grand.
Can you name me a country that starts with the letter Y?
Y?
Yemen.
Nice.
What is it that you are going to use to compensate me?
A high five.
I'm not a kid.
Oh, my God.
Can I make my phone call?
Do I have rights?
Can I make my phone call?
Who are you going to call?
Huh?
Who are you going to call?
Your mama.
All right.
Get your ass in the car.
Oh, shit.
Let's see who's calling me today.
The military?
I don't think I...
No, thank you.
I'm good.
What's that?
Make a nice line and stick to it.
Go slow and don't go in the middle where it's all loose.
Oh, no!
Hey, yo.
Okay, which designer bag am I?
I'm going to put a guess.
I think I'm a medium to large size bag.
I feel like you could put your laptop in.
You could travel with me.
Like, I can hold a lot, you know?
I'm a sturdy bitch.
Color-wise, I'm not black.
You know, I think I have color.
Like, I pop.
Not too much.
Not like neon or nothing.
But I feel like red, orange.
Oh!
Look at that goat.
I know.
Look at that white goat.
Oh, they are so cute.
I know.
Look, there's a black one.
Black one?
Goat.
Black and white one.
What?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, that's good.
That's...
Hey.
Oh.
What's that?
That Dr. Pell?
Hmm.
That's that Dr. Pell.
Bottom line.
Are you in or are you out?
What are you talking?
In or out of what?
No time for questions.
Just action.
In or out.
Okay.
Well, then I'm out.
I'm sorry, Jet.
Actually, you're already in.
Okay.
Then why would you ask me?
Because I thought you would go,
I'm in, Bob.
And we would have had a really cool moment.
But you kind of ruined the whole thing.
There's nothing wrong with me.
Maybe there's something wrong with the universe.
Oh yes.
Oh.
He's gonna crazy.
Come on.
Who's the faster rapper?
I have a dream and I believe it.
With the things I want I do it.
I feel my power with the Holy Spirit.
Because I have a dream and I inhale it.
I fight in my battles and I know I win it.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigga.
Is that a sound effect?
It's not just a scooter, I wanted a f***ing bike.
Are you serious?
I f***ing hate Christmas now.
Heavy inside.
Heavy?
Yeah.
It's a jar of pickles.
Oh my goodness, is that what you wanted?
Yeah.
Pickles.
Oh my f***ing God, I swear to God, this thing just f***ing looked at me, oh my f***ing God.
Dang.
Got it.
Is that tough?
Come on, you ready?
One, two, three.
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over?
An analyst and a therapist.
The world's first analrapist.
Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.
Yes, no, it did not look good on paper, but I didn't stop because of the police inquiry.
It sounds pretty good.
It's fake noise.
That's not the exhaust I'm hearing?
No, it's not.
So, the noise we're hearing right now inside the Explorer is fake?
Yeah, BMW's been doing that for a while.
Come on, that's not the motor?
It does not sound like that on the outside.
What?
It's the speakers, Frank.
I think it's the nasty EcoBoost engine, finely tuned.
Do I need to do a flyby with you standing on the side of the road?
Okay, we definitely want them to post this week.
Hey, Matt, can you turn your sound off? It's a little loud.
Oh, s***.
Are you on a boat?
Brakes? There they are.
Later, buddy.
He's still, what's he doing?
Do it. Do it.
Oh, s***, dude, it's his birthday.
He's saying happy birthday, bro.
Bro, my foot is stuck, I can't get out.
Bro, I'm stuck in the bus.
What the f*** am I supposed to do?
Oh, s***.
S***!
Hey, babe.
I went to the appointment today, right?
Here's the pictures.
What did they say?
Everything is good.
Is she healthy?
We don't know yet if this is he or she.
ABC? What does ABC mean?
Babe, what does ABC mean?
Triplets?
Just stop.
Who the f*** are you paying in there to do that?
You paying somebody?
Triplets?
We have three?
Three.
What are you, a cat?
What's going on?
Three babies in there?
Oh my God, that's amazing.
I was making boba again and I broke my glass.
I'm scared to pick it up.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Come to the room.
I'm waiting for you.
What is this?
This is going to be...
the best night of your life.
Oh my God.
I want to.
You can hear it as it's going up and down.
It's whipping up the cream.
And that's what you do.
You whip the cream until you get whipped cream.
Which you can tell because it gets really stiff.
And then you just keep churning
until you hit what I call sloshing stage.
Perfect, thank you very much.
It's delicious.
And whip.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jump.
Oh my Jesus.
Believe in love.
