NFL Hilarious Moments of the 2023 Season! (Part 2)

We're good. Iceberg. Iceberg. Iceberg. Iceberg. No snap. No snap. You don't think they're listening? Just a gentle reminder to the fellows up front. Third down and five. Go Bobby Wagner. Go Bobby Wagner's in here. Uh oh. Going LeBron here. Easy. Easy. Let's go Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell. George Kittle. Always the character. Oh yeah. One of a kind. False start. Offense number zero. Five yard penalty. Third down. Swift. Over anxious. He jumps and then he acts like he meant to do it. Punch and point. No, no. Punch the blitz. Mike Thomas going up against their best corner. Rasul Douglas. I mean that's not even close. He tried to put his arms behind like nobody saw that. He's very kind of statuesque. Feet not set on any of the throws. Taking a big shit shot right there. Taking a big shit. He's hearing it from upstairs. Could you see it? That's beautiful. Shaq would have been proud of that dog. Make Dolcek stand in the rain a little longer. He's like ugh. He looks uncomfortable. Somebody take this. We should be walking in already. Got to wipe my face off now. I didn't have to do that a second ago. Hi Santa. It's Ben Althopp who does everything for us. Including our audio in the booth. He's got the Santa vibe going on today. I think we have to expect a lot more zone coverage. What's going on behind us? Santa's got things to do. It's Christmas Eve. I got no time for their zone coverage. The issue with man against the Dolphins. Sometimes the beard can get in the way. Santa's going after that. Weaver. You can't. I can see you. Six foot six. Hard to miss. Offense number seven. It's a ten yard penalty. I'm talking to America here. That is the best line I've ever heard. Adam Fishel. We'll get to the penalty in a minute. He just told Gino Smith I'm talking to America. There's still some of those ghosts of Justin Tucker banging a 60 yard field goal off the crossbar and through. We have seen that pose and that look on Robert Salah's face for the majority of the night. Yeah he is. He's steaming right now. He is so hot inside. Right in the face. Oh my god. Boom. Get the catcher's mitt up Travis. Like water boy. Oh my goodness this is hot. I gotta get rid of it. Look out. Playoffs have been a bigger challenge. Lost in the division around each of the last two seasons. And they just can't figure out the playoff puzzle. I could go a lot of places with that. But I'm going to keep my mouth shut. For some reason I'm going to wake up and regret it tomorrow. So I'm not going to say anything. You have those moments too huh? You know Matthew Stafford? Him too. Josh Freeman? I know him. Chase Daniel? Yes sir. Mark Sanchez? Sure. There you are. Notable quarterback in the booth now. Hold on let me make sure I'm ready to go here. Oh my goodness. You've been waiting to telestrate yourself for three years now. You're just joining us late. Here's what you've missed. A punt. A punt. A punt. A punt. A missed field goal. A punt. Then a punt. Then we reached the end of the half and then the second half started with a punt. The first 29-12 final score in the history of the National Football League. Get out of here. It's a score-agami. I had that square. And you win. Congratulations. Oh, big time win. D.J.'s going to college. Congratulations to score-agami. Justin Pugh, straight off the couch. From the nine, Howell couldn't get it to Thomas in space and Cameron Thomas chases him and Kyzier White bangs into the quarterback Howell. Undertaker sets up! It's like he wears everything but plus fours on the sideline. That is, look at that. He's got his shoe game going. This is not your typical head coach attire. Bill Belichick's not going to come out in that anytime soon. He's got the shirt coming out. He's got the whole thing. I mean, not a fashion plate. Well, I mean, the off-white Nikes are a pretty strong play by him. Very. Look who's got the place going. Kurt Cousins with the chain without the shirt for the sensational pregame atmosphere here in Minnesota. Ah, there we go. Henry had the outside in the first down and more. A step forward to Marcus May as he moves all the way down to the 30. Pancakes him down to the ground. Seals the edge and is able to pancake him and then Henry just sends Marcus May out of the club. You said DBs don't want to tackle him. No black shirts allowed in my club, sir. Please exit to the left. Battling valiantly to keep them going. Second and seven. Jackson deals downfield and hits Zay Flowers. Oh, Zay Flowers with a video game move. Second down and five. Here's Harris. 95 yards on the clock. A big stiff arm and a first down. Get out of my way, little boy. I'll keep running on you. His first 100-yard game of the season. He spent part of his childhood right here in Seattle. He may regrew in his childhood that way. From the pocket. Gets it out quickly and this is Robinson. Whoa! Little move. Makes a man miss. Muba couldn't get him down but he stopped short of the marker at the 16. I'm sitting up here. You snicker to yourself like, did you see what happened to Muba? Look, it's happened to us all. At some point in time, just look at this. You're just hoping that your buddies are coming to help you. But I tell you, he's going to do it to many people. He's going to put you on SportsCenter just like that. First set of downs for the Falcons. On the toss, it's Robinson. Couple of nice moves. Out across the 45 and still going. You talk about skittles. I just felt my ankles break up here. Oh my goodness. Makes one guy miss. Oh, Darnell Savage. Play action. Mayfield pressure. Dumps it off for White. He's got some room. Got away from Hufango with a nasty move. Broke his ankles and took it close to a first down. Now you're in space. Wow. He just reestablishes the line of scrimmage. He is so good. Onyemata right there. Shocking. Send him away. I mean, Onyemata. Own your father. Own your sister. Own your brother. He owns them all. I'll give you three guesses, Kevin. Is it the brotherly shove? There's a flag down. So the shove may have had some early movement. No love for the shove. No love for the shove. The flag dropping from above. Offside. Defense, number 91. Results in the first down. That'll fit like a glove for Arizona's offense. That's a first down. Now Ross, from that spot we saw the down the line angle of where that marker was. That's going to be close. He just moved. Did you see that? I've never seen that before in my life. What is that? Somebody pounding on that trash can. I think the Astros must be in town. We're going to see as he gets past him. He's just going to grab that arm. Oh boy, I don't know about that one. He gets that arm over there, but I don't think there was much of a tug on that one. As the kids would say, that's sus. Come out to a game like this, that is a horrifying hat. I want to pet that dog. I want to pet that dog! What's that bear doing? You're not going to dampen our spirits here in Charlotte today. Like one knee, one cheek will also equal two feet, right Dean? I don't want to bring up anything about cheeks and butts with Mark. I don't want to do it. It's not worth it. Prior to the receiver's leg hitting out of bounds, his butt cheek hit inbounds. As a result, it's a catch. And a first down. Let's go. If you had butt cheek on your bingo card for the NFL on Fox today, congratulations. Los Angeles will be charged a timeout. Dean was scared, John Hussey was not scared. Turpin's going to let it go. Out of bounds anyway. I think there's a sarcastic cheer if someone catches that on the sideline. Can't tell. Let's see if we can see. Where'd the ball come in? Oh yeah! And he got spiked! It was a very hot Bryce Young coming off the field after that last drive. He screamed multiple times, came to sit down, looked at his tablet, threw the tablet on the ground. He told the line, that's second down, that's second and eight from the Carolina 24. He said, that one was on me. Then he reminded his line, nobody can fight like we can. It was against Tennessee. That was over in London. They say yes in the end zone. Blosive Miami play for 78 and a score. Coaster ride for defenses when you gotta take on Tyreek Hill and company. Dives, lunges, touchdown Miami! Here comes the latest of the orchestrated celebrations. We had the roller coaster last week and now it's the wheelbarrow race. Barrios wins! And it was reeled in by Tyreek Hill for the touchdown. And they reel him in 17-10. The Eagles lead is seven. Come on in! We gotcha! There's some folks who believe that many quarterbacks in this scheme, with you as the coach, would excel, would flourish. You're the top of the pass or Raider leading, MVP candidate. What, if any, pushback is there relative? I'd love to push this podium over. My answer to that would be who the F cares. Namely, this game against the Cowboys is how, you know, I'm that boring? You just went on TikTok? I want guys trading punches, handling diversity. All those things happen when schemes are... You're just gonna leave me hanging? I know the microphone's not gonna pick up that random pterodactyl sound that I just heard. Look at this guy! He's got the whole bird! He's on the move. Well, they got the Seahawks. They go Eagles, Seahawks, Cardinals, Ravens next. Look at this guy. Oh, he's gonna throw it to the crowd. It's the only place where talking with your mouth full is mandatory.