Weekend Update: A Woman Who Insists She's Not Mad - SNL

Stand-Up Comedy
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Well tomorrow is Mother's Day. Here with some gift ideas to surprise your mom
is a woman who says she's not mad.
Hey everybody.
Colin.
I guess I'm here to talk about Mama's Day. Yay!
Is everything okay?
Yeah. I said I'm good, so I'm good.
That's great. So you're here to talk about Mother's Day gifts?
If you'll let me, yeah.
The number one thing to get your mama on Mother's Day is...
Sunglasses?
Oh Jesus Christ, Colin, no. Brunch.
Brunch. The sunglasses were just to be funny. I was gonna put them on,
pull them down, and say, table for two? It's a prop.
But sure. Brunch. Take your mom to brunch.
I'm sorry. Also, it's probably a little late to get a reservation for brunch now.
Yeah, it probably is.
How about you just let me know when I'm needed?
Fine, dear man.
Okay. You're obviously mad.
No, I'm not. Are you insane right now? If anything, you're mad.
Okay, well then if you can't get a brunch reservation,
maybe you could make your mom breakfast in bed.
Lost my shirt. Great idea.
You're folding laundry now?
Yep. What? I'm good.
You don't seem good.
Okay, well then why don't you just tell me how to be?
I wore the nicest thing I own. This was my prom dress.
For what? For what?
Also, hi, Che. I've been sitting out here for five minutes. You haven't said a word to me.
I don't know you.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
No, don't. Please stay. We would love to hear your Mother's Day gift ideas. Please,
please stay. Tell us your ideas.
Okay, I'll stay, but only because I want to.
Okay, so the best Mother's Day gift of all, I believe, is honesty.
Don't lie to a woman and tell her she's hosting SNL
and then just have her on the worst part of the show.
Weekend Update.
That's why you're mad you thought you were hosting?
Because that's what she told me. I emailed and said, in town, can I host?
And I immediately got a confirmation email from your assistant.
My assistant?
Yes, Mailer Damon.
Oh my God, a woman who says she's not mad.
I'm not mad.
Okay, and I'm Colin Jones.
I'm Michael Che.
