Top 20 Funniest Disney Moments

Haha, it's not often that we have such a lovely dinner guest, eh Harry? Uh, do you like it? It is rather fine. Oh my! Sorry. If only I had gotten that lamp. I will have power to get rid of you. Ugh, the thing! We gotta keep kissing after that chump! Hello. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! Focus! Show them what you got, buddy. The fist! Show them the fist! No, not that. Just give me a chance to apologize. For what? That, for example. You sneaky son of a- Ah, ah, ah, watch it. You're in a church. Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky? Hahaha, candlelight, privacy, music! Can't think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat? You fight almost as well as a man. Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you! That's hitting a little below the belt, don't you think? This hits. Touche! Hey! Didn't know you had a kid. Well, he doesn't take kindly to soldiers. I noticed. Permit me, I'm Phoebus. It means... sun god. And you are- How about yellow? No, not yellow. Yellow in snow? No go. Am I right? Hi! You're creepy. I don't want to! Back at you. Please don't drop me, come on, it's just a head. No! Alright, we got off to a bad start. Ew, ew, the body! Wait, what am I looking at right now? Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat? Alright, wait one second. Oh, thank you. You are... Um, I'm Anna. And who's the funky looking donkey over there? That's Sven. Uh-huh, and who's the reindeer? Sven? Oh, okay. Make things easier for me. Aw, look at him try to kiss my nose. I like you too. Olaf. Tits? Yeah, why? Do you think you could show us the way? Yeah, why? How does this work? Ow! Stop it, Sven! Try and focus here. Yeah, why? I'm- Tia, Tia, Tia! Did you hear the news? Tell us! Oh, tell us, big daddy! Oh yeah, uh, Prince Naveen- Oh, it needs to be me! Tell her what you did, big daddy! Tell her! Well, I invited- Big daddy invited the prince to a masquerade ball tonight! Tell her what else you did, big daddy! And he's staying- And he's staying at our house as my personal guest. I knew it! That Mulan was gonna start- Don't look at me! She got that from your side of the family! She's just trying to help her father! But if she's discovered, Baju will be forever shamed! Dishonor will come to the family! Traditional values will disintegrate! Not to mention they'll lose the farm! My children never caused much trouble, they all became acupuncturists! Well, we can't all be acupuncturists! No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser! Let a guardian bring her back! Yes, awaken the most cunning! No! The swiftest! No! Send the wisest! Silence! We must send the most powerful of all! Okay, okay, I get the gist of it. You don't think I can do it? Watch this here! Jump back, I'm pretty hot, huh? You made me have to send nobody, that proves no point! You had your chance to protect the Pa family! Your misguidance led Fartain to disaster! Yeah, thanks a lot. And your point is? The point is... If we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Gizgah. Aye. Let's all come together. Yzma! What? Oh! This had better be good! What do you want me to do? Wreck the dragon? Do the hula? You're fat and juicy meat! Ain't my buddy Popo here because he has a dream? Come and have a time! Yum, yum, yum! Hey, hey, yum, yum! You can be a big pig too! Hey! Three days since my last... Holy mother of Megazond! Anyone seeing this? Oh, no! Go! Oh! Get him! The light's red! There are no red lights in a car chase! It's Classic Villain! We've seen too much! Let's not jump to conclusions, we don't know he's trying to kill us! Car! Real sad your cow here would die, right? Down, Bessie! My powers are beyond your mortal imagination! But my eyes can see through your arm! Alright, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Oh, no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Pull the lever, Kronk! Why do we even have that lever? Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times. Come on, Fleabag! Forward! No! Give it to me! Man, am I out of shape! There we go! Hey, Anna! Sven! Where'd you guys go? We totally lost Marshmallow back there! Hey! We was talking about you! All good things, all good things! No! This is not making much of a difference, is it? Any monkey that drew a picture! Yes, go on! Suddenly, the monkey starts crying! But I turn around, and there's a whole fleet of them! What, of what? An army of monkeys! Of what? Monkeys? A huge tree full of them! Monkeys? Screaming at me! Now, that's Theropithecus for you! She's very good at this! Oh, really? Terrified, I was terrified! Suddenly, I was swinging in the vine, up in the air! With the monkey? Swinging, flying! I was in the air! In the air, yes, I get it! And they were all surrounded! What did you do? And daddy, they took my boot! They took? Those are the ones I bought! And I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth! Loincloth? Good Lord! He seemed confused at first, as if he'd never seen another human before. His eyes were intense, and focused, and... I've never seen such guys. Oh, shall I leave you and the blackboard alone, woman? Daddy, stop it! Okay, my aunt asks, let's grill all day. Got it! We jumped out a window! No! Be quiet! We jumped out a window! Did you say it? You home, sweetie? Uh... That right? I thought I heard you! Hi! Hey! Oh, look at my little collared man! Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it! Oh, and wings are on the way! Whee! Will you be quiet? Yeah! Whee! All right, get ready to have your face melted! You're gonna feel these things tomorrow. Okay, sit down, tell me everything. Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy? Uh, where's the other guy? No! That's alright, I'm late. No, what I mean is... Well, Isma just tossed me this knife, and asked me to, you know, take that knife. And then this guy popped up, and... For you. And, quite honestly... Crack! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple trick. It's like I'm talking to a monkey! Oh, now. A really, really big, stupid monkey named... Crack! Ouch. And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs! Ugh! Never! That's it, she's going down. Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward. That'll work. That usually works. Nice. Okay, how about this? Excuse me. Where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly, and... Tough! I'm working on it. Okay, this is it. Time to show them your manliness. Shoulders back. Chest high. Feet apart. Head up. And strut! Two, three. Break it down. Four, two, three. And work it! Oh, attitude. Be tough, like this guy here. What are you looking at? Punching is how men see him. Oh, yeah. You need a friend. Good, now slap him on the behind. They like that. Whoa! I'm gonna hit you so hard that it'll make your ancestors dizzy. I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp. Sorry. I mean, sorry you had to see that. But you know how it is when you get those manly urges. And you just gotta kill someone. Fix things. Cook outdoors. What's your name? Your commanding officer just asked you a question. I've got a name. And it's a boy's name, too. Ling, how about Ling? I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours. Try it. Achoo! Achoo. Isn't it? I killed myself. Mooshu. Mooshu? No. Then what is it? It's Ping. Ping was my best friend growing up. It's Ping. Ping. Ping, it's you. Am I correct? Yes. My name is Ping. Let me see your transcript, please. Fazu. Be Fazu. I didn't know Fazu had a son. He doesn't talk about me much. Swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise will answer to me. How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. Huh? Is this an audience or a mosaic? Hey, how are you doing? Looking good. Nice dress. So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld? Well, they're just fine. A little dark, a little gloomy, and there's always hate. Full of dead people. What are you going to do? Everything I've got at him. And it doesn't even... What... are... those? Um, I don't know. I thought they looked kind of dashed. I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo. Well, the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke. And you are wearing... My turn. Get it. Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little... I own you! I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy. This one is different. He's honest and he's sweet. Please. He would never do anything to hurt me. He's a guy. Besides... Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt! Whoa, is my hair out? Where are you from? What's your name? Ladin. Ladin! Hello, Ladin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? How about Ladi? Sounds like a good boy. Come on, Ladi! I almost hit my head harder than a... Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You're getting your wishes, so sit down! In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Ha! You did that on your own. Why is there a secret? Alrighty, bad boy. But no more creepy. Fair deal. That first and best combo is much preferred, Sensry. These patches, what are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here. I like it way much! Now! Still need something. What does it say to me? It says... Mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy. A key, over here. Here he comes, and what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, they spit. Not enough. Still not enough. Uh-oh. What do you mean, what do you mean? Yes! The moon. Hey. That's a good moon. I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug. Genie, I need help. Right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a snipe shooter, do you got it? What? Tell her... The truth! No way! You know, Al, I'm getting really... I don't think you're him. I and part of Al will be played by a tall, dark, and sinister, ugly man. I am your master now. Don't have a brain in there. Rake him, rake him, rake him, rake him. Take that sword and do that snake. You will stay out of this. Jafar, Jafar, he's our man and he can't do it. Great! Squeeze him, Jafar, squeeze him like a... So, all of you, come over here. Big group hug, group hug. Do you mind if I kiss the monkey? Oh, hairball. Well, I can't do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I'm out of here! Bye, you two crazy lovebirds! Hey, Rugman. Ciao! I'm history! No, I'm...