THIS WONT MAKE YOU LAUGH

Yo, yo, yo, what's up? It's your boy K to the S to the I, I'm back. So I've been gone for so long. Obviously your boy has been busy. We've been doing a lot of Sidemen videos, a lot of Sidemen filming because obviously I'm going back into camp soon. So we got to try and get everything in before I'm away for a few weeks. Also, we've just been doing a bunch of other things in the background, very exciting times ahead. But today we have, I try not to laugh, good old fashioned, we're almost done with this series. We've got $900, $950 and then the big 1000 and that is it. No more, okay? I ain't doing this no more. We're finitoed. But yeah, today is the 900, big 900. We got some videos that are hilarious, according to Mo, my editor. And today we're going to see how funny they really are. So without further ado, let's do this. Here you go, ladies hit first. Don't mind if I do. God, this blunt is so soggy. You did not have to lick it that much. What you jealous? You. What you mean? You jealous? You wish that was you, huh? You wish you was the blunt, huh? No. No, I don't. Oh, okay. Yeah, what you been up to this week? My week been boring for real, I'm not gonna lie. Like I just been working. And I also been trying to. Why you sitting so far? Why you? Why you so? Why you so far? You nervous? Can't sit close? Why you nervous or something? So far, you know. We're literally like two feet away from each other. Like what are you, what are you talking about? You right. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh my God. Just got ash all over my shirt. You said I should stroke it fast while you squirt? What? Like why are you sweating? Like what is your problem? I don't know. I don't know, we should, we should have sex while I figure it out. What the hell? Nah, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Wait, wait, wait. We're not doing this. I am so proud of myself that I didn't even laugh or smile at. I'm so proud because that guy always gets me, yo. That guy always gets me. Bro, man straight faced the whole thing. Yes! I saved money. Let's go. Not today. Not today, bro. Excuse me. Do you guys want one shake or pass it on to the next person and double it? Double. Do you want two shakes or we'll pass it on to the next person and double it? What'd you put in them? Bro, this is M&M and this is matcha. That one looks good, but I think you should double it right to the next person. All right. Try to slim her down, boy. Take four shakes or pass it on to the next person and double it? Take four. We all knew which decision she would take. I'm too good! Oh! You won't get me! You ain't cancelling me! I'm too good! Way too good! Come on, is that all you've got? I gave you my heart, I gave you everything, I gave you all of me. You didn't give me pussy. I am a man, I need it. We're good. We're good up in here, man. We're good! Yeah! Come on, judge. I thought girls like a bad boy. How can he be charged with manslaughter when he's killed two women? Make it make sense. He said, sorry. No! God damn it, Steven. Fuck! Fuck. All right, all right. We're best, we're good. Did I mention my client has an evil identical twin? If we send this man down, then who will look after his daughter? Girlfriend. Girlfriend? Oh God, he is guilty. He got me once. A little hiccup will be good. Do not know whether this is a woman or a man with a explosive. We pretend to be a Chinese tourist because the Chinese are always taking selfie. Okay, convince him or her that you are Chinese. Go. What is it in here? I see a Konnichiwa, red dragon, Beijing, Hong Kong, I think I'm into the Hong Kong sushi. No, this isn't, no. No, this must be a self. This, I can't. Bro, my mind is just saying random words. Saying Hong Kong doesn't make you Chinese. What is it in here? I see a Konnichiwa, red dragon, Beijing, Hong Kong. Konnichiwa isn't even Chinese. Sushi. Oh, I see a red dragon. I can't see it. Oh, do you speak Chinese? Thank you, thank you. Red dragon, chopstick. Good. Let's look at the picture. What did I watch? Oh my God. Finnish who wants to be a millionaire asks, what's the capital of Thailand? No, man. No, no. Pang dick. Well, I mean. If you go to certain places in Thailand. Oh, wow, wow. Ah, shit. All right, you know what? That was funny. Fair play, fair play. Caught my ex cheating on me. This is my ex, by the way. And then when I confronted him, he got violent. I realized I shouldn't be in that situation. I'm playing. I never dated this girl. She's a very pretty girl. She has nice hair. I didn't date her though. It's a joke. You don't know I dated the white girl. For the pie championship. You like the whipped cream, don't you? I love whipped cream. I found whipped cream in my mom's bedroom. And I ate the whole entire thing. No. Oh, God. Jesus. Okay, let's back up here a second. You found whipped cream where? In my mom's bedroom. What do you think it was doing in the bedroom? I don't know. Probably she was hungry. Hey, yo, why are you asking? Probably making fudge. I don't know. She probably ate a banana split or something. Yeah, that's probably what it was. Many friends have constipation in their lives to help them solve this problem. So, I invented this constipation unclogging toilet. The design is very human. We just need to sit on it, then activate the switch. This will completely solve the problem of constipation. Very easy to use. Oh, God. Okay, son. We know this. Listen, son. The answer is five. So if Johnny got two apples and his friend gave him three apples, how many apples did he get? Twelve. Oh, my God. Fuck me. Listen, maybe you didn't hear me. I said the answer is five. So if Johnny got two apples and his friend gave him three apples, how many apples did he get? Eighteen. Oh, my God. All right, yo, kill the kid, bro. That kid's gonna die, man. Die. You ain't my kid no more. Yo, I'm getting killed or adopted. Get out! I'm kidding. Relax. It's a joke. Can you do a song with Annie Frank and the Jews? Annie Frank. It basically depends on a price, how much they're gonna charge me for a feature. No, please, come on. She didn't do a stream. Annie Frank. I mean, she's pretty famous, so who knows how much she's gonna charge me. Oh, what the hell, Annie? Annie Frank probably charges about a thousand some dollars or something. Oh, man. So I don't know about that. It depends on if they give me a good deal on a feature. As far as the Jews, I haven't looked up that band yet. Oh, no. Band! Or what they do or how popular the band is. Oh! I don't know how much they're gonna charge either, and all the stuff I hear about them. Dog, get out, bro. No, bro. Bro, what have I just... What, the band! Annie Frank and the Jews! Bro, oh, man. Education, it's important, man. It's important. Bro, it's just so quick. Oh, my God. Damn, that looked good, though. Shit. Wow. That shit made me hungry, man. I can't care. I don't know how you guys can be vegan. I'm sorry. I respect it, but damn, that's tough for me to not want to put my mouth on. I felt bad, then instantly got hungry. I'm fucked, I know. I might order it right now. I ain't in camp right now, so **** it. I can eat this. Dark Raps, are you ducking me, bruv? I got a song that I turned some of Michael Jackson's shit into some gangster shit. Ooh, it's like, up in Southern California with the palm trees, me and my G's. Ride, candy paint up on a whipping. We be trippin', and you know we high. Hittin' corners in a Benzo, blowin' in dough out the window, blast! Seen a hater on the corner, went up on ya. He's a goner, like, nigga, is you okay? Nigga, is you okay? He ain't okay, nigga. He's been hit by a street general. Oh, he ain't okay. Nigga, is you okay? Oh, no, he ain't, he's lying on the floor. Emotionless. What's better than one? Crews are on the scene of a plane crash near Dallas Executive Airport. It happened just after 2.30. It's unrelated, it's unrelated. It has to be unrelated. Stop, stop, not today, nope. I ain't getting canceled today, no, no, no. Okay. Do you mind if I take a video from my Instagram? Bro, this is everyone. This is every barber. Has any barber not done this? You're weird if you don't do this as a barber. Oh, yeah, no problem, go ahead. Come on, man, all right, all right. Oh, my. Fuck, that was pretty funny, that was pretty funny. All right, that's all right, that's all right, dickhead. As I promise, like, and even, even, it's been a weird, these past few months. I mean, it's, it's true, it's true, like, what is my man doing sucking on that cow's udders? I wasn't meant for you. I know it's normal. Baby Carl's just looking at this human just sucking off this udder. Wow, I did just do that. I could've just done, oh, but bro, I can't. How do you suck an udder, but, like, not make it suss? Oh, no, no, you're not. Wow, okay, should I just get the green screen on? Yeah. Actually, you know what, let's, let's go. All right, where should we go? Let's go on Speed's nose. Yeah, I show Speed's nose. This is the only organ in women that stays warm after death. What? Let me guess. Oh, oh. What do you call a who likes to swim? A bath bomb? Jesus. It's crazy, because my human's so dark, like, I've seen that before. I've seen, I've seen that terrorist joke before. I mean, the first one kind of got me. If I miss this shot, my mom's gonna die. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It doesn't count, okay, okay. If I miss this shot, my mom's gonna die. No, no, wait, wait, wait. Do people do that as, I've never done that as a kid. I've never, I've never done that in general. If I drop this phone, then I'm going to meet my next opponent in January. Ah. Oh God, I'm not funny. Oh, sorry, that was a joke, that's a joke. That's a joke, that's actually a joke. Young Thug makes amazing music. I actually have, I have a load of his songs on my playlist. He has, I'm pretty sure he's done some of those inflections on some of his songs, but it works. With this, I mean, that's a number one smash. Especially 2022. No, bro, honestly, no one even cares anymore. People are like, **** it, just piss on the mic. Piss on the mic, put a beat behind it. There we go, see what happens. Number one, bang, goes viral on TikTok. It's a number one song, ****. Oh, that's his real mom. All right, fair play, that was funny, that was funny. Stop pronouncing the T when you speak English. Don't say identify, say identify. Identify. Omeo. Poeo. E. Oal. Doe. A-oo. A-oo, that was funny, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, that is it. All right, well, this has been your boy, KSI. We'll see you all in a bit. Yeah, I should do a one question girl. I feel like it's been a while since I've done that. I feel like I need to spice things up. I mean, I think it'll help once I end this channel, so it's been going on for too long.