What if the World turned to Gold¿ - The Gold Apocalypse

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Here in the Kurzgesagt labs, we only work on the most important scientific problems like
what if we nuke stuff? Or how about we make this elephant explode? Or who could forget,
look at this thing, it's really big. Continuing this proud tradition, let's explore the scientific
mystery of what would happen to you if Earth suddenly turned into gold. The Midaspocalypse,
based on the ancient tale of King Midas, who was cursed so everything he touched turned into gold.
Before we can explore this scenario with science, we'll first define the premise.
Midas' curse is a very special phenomenon called magic, which allows us to modify physics.
So what happens when Midas touches something and it turns to gold?
An atom of gold has 79 protons and 118 neutrons in its nucleus. The electric force of the protons
on the electrons around them shapes the atom and gives gold its chemical properties,
like that it doesn't rust and that it's kind of shiny and bending.
So to make not gold into gold, we have to change atoms. Let's say Midas touches a duck.
All the light elements like hydrogen, carbon, and oxygen gain electrons and protons and neutrons to
become gold. Not only is the duck suddenly 33 times more massive, it's also much too dense.
The gold atoms are far closer together than they like and repel each other violently,
causing the golden duck to explode with the energy of half a ton of TNT,
leaving only gold dust and a very dead Midas. This is clearly not a very good way for Midas'
power to work. So what if instead, Midas' power uses the atoms that are already present
and simply rearranges all particles in the matter he touches into gold?
No matter is created or destroyed, instead atoms dissolve and the protons, neutrons,
and electrons are reassembled to make gold. However, gold is very dense, about 20 times
denser than a duck. Without adding any matter, the gold duck would be a very awkward kind of
foamy gold with lots of tiny microscopic gaps. This is funky and doesn't explode, which is progress.
Now that we've established a sort of magic that works, what would happen if Midas stumbles?
What if he touches Earth itself? Let's freeze time for just a moment and rearrange all the
matter in the Earth. Just like the duck, the Earth is now solid gold, but with many tiny
atomic scale gaps. While these gaps weren't a huge deal for the duck, they're a big problem
for the Earth. A spongy planet is not a thing that can exist, as gravity compresses Earth,
squeezing it together to close up the gaps. As a result, the Earth contracts,
shrinking to two-thirds of its radius. If you're standing on Earth's surface,
you'll suddenly find yourself in freefall, like on a roller coaster, as the ground sinks away
beneath you. But since the ground is falling too, it doesn't move away from you. It feels
like someone turned off gravity, and you and everything else would begin to float.
But the ride doesn't last forever. It takes only 10 minutes for everything to crash down,
and a weird 10 minutes it is indeed. And then, as abruptly as it started, it stops.
The collapsing Earth has reached its desired size, and gravity is suddenly turned back on for you.
Hopefully you enjoyed your minutes of floating, because the ground and you with it crash into the
planet at 30,000 kilometers an hour, making your body splatter like a water balloon as it hits.
In one instant, basically all of humanity gets smashed into red puddles.
This is only the start of our problems, though, since Earth imploded supersonically.
The kinetic energy of the implosion is basically equivalent to detonating a planet made of TNT.
Crushed together under incredible forces, Earth's core reaches a million degrees Celsius,
a temperature closer to the core of a star than anything we're used to finding on Earth.
As the Earth crashes into itself, it generates an enormously powerful shock wave,
which plows upwards, catapulting the atmosphere up and off.
The Earth's surface temperature reaches hundreds of thousands of degrees,
and everything on it is instantly vaporized to a fluffy plasma cloud that starts to expand,
but not by much. Many of the atoms that may have been new get mixed into this cloud,
while others boil off, escaping from the atmosphere. The golden plasma outshines the sun,
while the enormous radiation lifts tons of material off into space.
Over the coming days, the plasma cloud cools and eventually freezes into a shiny little golden ball.
Okay, maybe this type of magic doesn't work.
So, if replacing atoms made the Earth so overdense that it exploded,
and disassembling and reassembling atoms made the Earth so underdense that it imploded,
there must be a sweet spot where the Earth does neither.
What if Midas's power is such that an object is suddenly replaced by an object with the same
volume, made from solid gold? That magic is a little bit more magic, and cuts a few extra
corners, but let's see where this leads us. So, Midas stumbles again. Even though our new
pure gold Earth is not expanding or contracting, it's suddenly much more massive. The density of
gold is three and a half times greater than the Earth, meaning the Earth is going to get three
and a half times more massive. For starters, everyone now has to contend with surface gravity
that is more than three times stronger, so if you're not a champion weightlifter who's used
to carrying around a few times your body weight on your shoulders, you're probably going to be
slammed to the ground by your own weight. Depending on where you were when Earth turned
into gold, this alone could seriously hurt or even kill you. Trees and artificial structures
collapse under stress they were never meant to sustain, while birds and planes and all things
that were able to fly or float splash to the ground all around you. And you're not the only
thing weighed down by the greater gravity. The weight of the atmosphere and also atmospheric
pressure nearly quadruples, which is a bad thing if you like living. On its own, this won't kill
you. Scuba divers can comfortably breathe air at these pressures for a while, but unfortunately
squeezing the atmosphere this much raises its temperature to 150 degrees Celsius, which is like
the insides of an oven. The entire Earth's surface bakes, roasting anything and everything. There is
no escape. Gold may be a metal, but it's about three times weaker than steel and also very
malleable, which makes it very bad mountain material. The tallest mountains that can be
supported are now only about two kilometers high, so whole ranges compress as their own weight
basically crushes their base. It's hard to say what happens here. We're probably in for giant
earthquakes and landslides as the planet is squeezed into a new shape. And it's not just
mountain ranges. The differences between the continents and the ocean floor level out, causing
the ocean basins to overflow, sending massive tidal waves over the Earth's surface. What remains is a
planet made of gold, entirely covered by an ocean three kilometers deep, a super hot atmosphere,
and a lot of dead people. Hmm, okay, there may be a lesson to take away here, but we're not sure
what it is. We did all the maths though. It's in our sources document if you want to take a look.
If you learned anything in this video, let us know what it was.
