Along Came Polly (8/10) Movie CLIP - The Non-Plan Plan (2004) HD

So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long, but I really feel like it's time we take things to the next level, and I'd like you to consider moving in with me. Why don't we just, why don't we just move in together? Hey, Polly! Oh my god, Rodolfo's in your toiletry kit! Did you know that? Did you ask him or did you, did he? What, what is this? I mean, why, why am I in your computer on your Riskmaster thingy? Okay, you know what, I can, I can explain this, Polly. I mean, no, it's fascinating. I'm actually, I just, I learn a lot about myself. I have no career. I'm flaky. I, I like ethnic food. Polly, would you let me explain this? Lisa came back and I, and I, and I, you know, I've been trying to figure things out. What are you figuring out, Ruben? Just about us and our, and our future. Future? What are you talking about? What future? Ruben, come on, this is a flame. You know, come on, what did you think we were gonna get married? Maybe. I was gonna ask you to move in with me first. Oh my god, you expect me to move to the suburbs with you? What am I even saying? Why is that so crazy? People do that all the time. They have kids, they, they, they make plans, they get married, they buy houses. No, no, that's you, Ruben. You do that, right? You, that's what you do. I don't plan my life that way. Is your lack of a plan that different than my plan? I don't, I don't have a plan. Yes, you do. You're on the non-plan plan. I am not on a non-plan plan. You are too. I've never met anybody more afraid of committing to anything. I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model UN, Holly. What the hell happened to you? Come on in, mother! You can do better than that! I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships, and I've been in shitty ones, and I've moved a lot, and I've been happy, and I've been sad, and I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing. Which is a lot more than I can say for some freak who thinks he's gonna get the Ebola virus from Ebola mixed nuts. Those nuts have pee on them! It's common sense! Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond common sense, Ruben. You don't understand what I grew up with. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything. Okay, well, big deal, Ruben. My dad had a whole second family. What? Yeah, on Long Island. A wife, and kids, and a golden retriever. A second family? Whatever. Hey, you know what? I'm, uh, glad I saw that. Holly. Because you know what? I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy for you, Ruben. I have, um, I have no interest in getting married.