Female Celebrities Flirting and Drooling Over Michael B Jordan

This is awkward because he's sitting right here. Yeah, it's kind of weird. Miss Robbie here. My life without you. I love you to pieces. I can't wait to see you guys on tour. And shout out to Donatella Versace for custom making this outfit for me. And shout out to Michael B. Jordan because he's going to be taking it off for me tonight. I've seen Creed six times now just to watch Michael B. Jordan do his thing. Of course. She was hollering at me. She was like, hey, swordfish? I think it had a lot to do with that tanning scene. I think I watched Miles' ball way too many times. Way more than I should, I'm pretty sure. I adore him. He's amazing. We're not going to be able to top Michael. What's up with the Michael B. Jordan comment? Because that becomes breaking news. Oh really? Oh yeah, of course. Come on, it's me. I don't know. Are you guys good friends? No. I think he introduced himself to me one time, I believe, at the Met Gala. But you know what? I was watching Black Panther last night. So he just happened to be fresh in my mind. He smells good. He needs the cologne. Yeah. You smell good? Yeah. We all smell good. Four years? No. Oh my goodness. Wow. Time flies. It really does. How charming you are, what your dimples look like. Yes, how you move them like that. Did you do that? Did you watch it again? I did. You did? No, I didn't. So many people have crushes on... I mean, it must be flattering. I mean, there's so many girls who are jealous. That's just a personal question. Come on, you can make it happen. You're very famous now. No, I'm not. Yeah. I don't know his name, but he was in Black Panther, but he was the villain. Oh, Michael B. Jordan. Yes. No. Do you want me to text him right now? No. I will... Seriously, someone get my phone. I'm going to text Michael and I'm going to tell him that he should meet you. She shares it because she... I mean, she doesn't find any of his exterior attractive. No, no, no. She's purely attracted to him because of who he is. He just did me dirty, so... All I did was try to fulfill a fantasy of yours. No. Yes, you said that Michael B. Jordan was your crush, so I reached out to him. Um, you know, I've tried to slide into the DMs of Michael B. Jordan, but it didn't work. Okay. Oh, my God! She's the queen of these moments. She really is, right? How are y'all doing? Y'all want to talk? We have something. We have something to share. Something we probably want to say to everybody. We're friends. We are friends. Yeah. Really good ones, too. Really, really good ones. Yeah. I know his really good friends. We all know about his really good friends. All right, I'm leaving. I'm going. All right. Can you take me with you? No, you stay. All right. Michael B. Jordan. Yep. Adorable. I love him. All right. Or Jared from The Bachelor. I'm going to go with Michael B. Jordan. All right. Stick with Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan make anyone else want to rip their lungs out. That's creative. That's so creative. You are so sexy. I'm going to eat my lungs. Or Bruno Mars. I mean, Bruno and I could sing together, but... Very talented. All right. Still with Michael B. Jordan. Tom Hiddleston. Single now. You've got too much going on, Tom Hiddleston. I can't get it. I can't get with that. So you saw the movie now, right? What did you say? I've seen it before. What? What's this? I don't know. Come with me. Oh, this is personal. How was the conversation with her? Like, well, you're interested in doing a movie. You're going to be shirtless. How was the transformation? Because you're one that looks super... Are you touching your... No, I thought I dropped something. I got a hole in my shirt. No, no, no. No, no. Yeah. New shirt. I'm looking at your shirt. It's a nice shirt. My eyes are up here. Vic Hope. That's me, by the way. The lovely girl sitting over there. She actually tried to DM you the last time you were in London. Basically, we had a competition to give out some Khalid tickets. Do you like Khalid? I do. Got a spare ticket to Khalid. It's gigs on Wednesday, open bracket, Valentine's Day. Oh, my gosh. Really? Yes. If you fancy it. I probably would have at least... I would have entertained her, for sure. I probably would have definitely... I would have definitely responded back, for sure. Sell three toes and one kidney to be in the same room. Every time I think about Michael B. Jordan, my uterus combusts into flames. First thing... The Sopranos. And I played a bully in his childhood that bullied him on the boardwalk on his way home one day. Yeah, I was bully number two, I think. Was it a speaking role? No, it was, but we were just yelling shit at him. It was just like, what are you doing walking on our boardwalk or something? I don't know. I was improv-ing, actually. I was living in the moment. Barthodontist had a patient, this girl during that scene. She had her retainers in, and she clenched her jaw so tight that she broke her retainers. And I was like, no, that's wild. I sent her a DM. I was like, hey, I'm sorry. Don't you want to tell him anything? He's probably still here. No, not you, Michael. Ellen. Michael. Ellen. Michael, come here. And then he texted, and I think I put out there what he said. And, I mean, he loves you. Man. You say it so nicely, I can't even say anything. Too much. Michael B. Jordan. All right. Scott Eastwood. I can't get both? No. You gotta stick. I'm gonna still go with Michael B. Jordan. Yep. That's so embarrassing. Sweetsurfer02 at Hotmail.com. You're a Hotmail kind of person. Yeah, in Australia, that was it. That was it? Yeah, that was it. 02, yeah, Sweetsurfer was taken. I had to add the numbers. The best villain is... Michael B. Jordan. You got this. You have an amazing night tonight. You too. Yeah, go eat some good food. Keep doing your thing, girl. I will. Oh, yeah. Woo! Yep. And that was it.