E.T. Movie (Parody) But With Baby Yoda!

what was that we found him oh yes I'll be there soon what's your name B Yoda yeah this is [Music] amazing where is he he's got to be here somewhere yeah my detector's picking something up it's going crazy mine too his spaceship landed right over there let's go watch that get him get him where did he go we lost him no no he got away again ah wait wait wait wait my detector says he's still on this planet how could that be we need to catch him we will harvest his Force Power and then I will take over the world let's go let's catch him let's find [Music] [Music] him I'm your father I'm your [Music] mother I'll defeat you with my Force Power if I use my Force Power [Music] too boys come in for dinner man [Music] whatever hold on mom I forgot to get my [Music] lightsabers it all started the fairies were walking through the woods and all of the sudden they bumped into some goblins and boom and the Goblins were huge Jazzy what should we do oh is it Jazz's turn all right I have an idea oh that must be the pizza will somebody go get it I'll get it thanks yes fresh cheese pizza just for me what was that [Music] hello anybody there hello what was that noise hello is this some sort of joke anybody in in there hello um what uh hello who's there huh someone playing a prank on me guys guys guys there's something really weird outside like I can't even tell hey where have you been it's your turn time to roll wait I no guys I'm serious like for real there's something outside outside where what you it's a shed shed oh it's probably just you're justeen it's probably just the raccoons no all right okay who wants some pizza yes everyone's asleep all right Kade crage over fear let's do [Music] this o I have an idea all right now where does dad keep his Reese's pie St no not [Music] there [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] it's okay little guy you can trust me come [Applause] [Music] on [Music] come on it's okay come on it's okay I will bite it's [Music] okay wow you're a cute little guy aren't you you look tired let me put you to [Music] bed there you go you comfortable [Music] good see you [Music] tomorrow rats we know he's here but we lost him he couldn't have gone very far because he's got those tiny little legs yeah he's got those tiny little legs I can't reach far at all I like those tiny legs F okay you guys focus focus focus because I'm so smart and I'm a genius I've made these incredible machines one for you one for you these will track him anytime he uses the force this will beep and we will be able to find him do you understand me I think so I think I do I don't really understand this looks just like my grand Grand's vacuum cleaner oh yeah no no no no no no no you guys you guys it's very simple just turn this knob right here walk around it will be when you find him it will beep louder does that make sense to you yes it makes sense now you're so smart boss you're such a genius well of course I'm a genius I'm going to take over the wall what are you doing go go get in what are you going to do while we do this well it's the middle of the night of course I need to get some beauty sleep what go get out of here go you got [Music] where'd he go where'd he go where'd he go there you are hey what are you doing with my phone are you taking selfies on my phone how did you figure out how to do that Kayden are you ready for school kayen think fast think fast oh be quiet Heen shouldn't you be leaving for school right now um I'm sick I don't think I should go to school today all right you better stay home then I'm off to work help me if you anything okay Elliot Elliot dad my name is Kate oh so sorry we almost saved you that's weird anyways we've almost named you Ellie when you were born uh okay sure Dad we just always love that name Elliot ever since we saw this movie back in the ' 80s it was about an alien I can't remember oh ET it was called ET oh come on dad aliens don't exist I'm sorry you didn't need to hear that you're right kayen aliens don't exist oh well have a good day buddy feel better soon finally everybody's at school and work time to show you some of the cool stuff in my room all right Little Guy this is called the guitar and a guitar makes noise all the preing bald hair [Music] miserating do you like that little buddy oh look over there these are Legos and these are spaceships I built out of L hos and check out this giant spaceship I mean I haven't even built this yet it's going to take me a long time to build that do you know what a spaceship is do you like my [Music] stuff hey stop that oh you're probably hungry I'll go get you some food yum yum yum yum all right what do green aliens like to to eat let's see what we have in the [Music] fridge got some like Cafe Rio orange juice coke maybe he likes Coke I don't [Music] know ooh spaghetti let's check in the pantry he got some bread maybe he'll like bread [Music] H I love Cheerios he's definitely going to like this [Music] stuff [Music] wow what just happened what a mess this is going to take forever to clean up H he probably doesn't mind a little dirt all right well that should be good where'd you go oh there you are little guy I brought you some food who what are you doing little guy are you using the force whoa on dude you're making a mess in my room come on dude I'm have to clean this up it looks like you're stuck let me help you out well look what you did you made a giant mess with my room whatever I'll go clean it up well it's good good think you're a cute little guy hey by the way what's your name me Cade Kade Kade yes you said it woo good job now what's your name baby Yoda baby Yoda nice to meet you and then he said look I am your father Mom Mom we're home what they're home already K look what at you what's wrong with Cleo what is that thing ew it looks like a frog yeah a really ugly frog shh you'll scare him what is it he's kind of cute remember when I told you last night that there was something outside in her shed so you weren't joking maybe we should name him Bob no his name is is baby Yoda well I was close how do you know his name is baby Yoda baby Yoda baby Yoda see I told you he speaks yep but you guys we have to keep this a secret from Mom and Dad piggy promise right now I'm home mom's home kiss kiss my mom we in Kaden's room okay kind of hey there you guys are how's your day oh I could yeah I I drew this picture for you a k k I love it so much thank you yeah K are you feeling better yeah yeah I'm feeling great all right well see you guys later great and hey take that blanket off the dock wait hold on oh my gosh whoa I found him oh he's a lot bigger than I thought he'd be oh you doof is that's a trash can ah yeah I think we're going to call from the boss hold on what's up boss hey boss hey any luck yet uh no no not yet boss but we're looking we found a bunch of trash cans though don't tell him about the trash cans keep searching he's got to be close we will boss don't worry H you enjoy your nice AC nap while we're out here sweating keep looking so where's he from I don't know where you from little [Music] guy home home wo look what's he doing now wo W cool wow far out wow what is is this hey they're planets wow that's it he must be from another planet wow I always thought youfo for real okay it's time for dinner all right you stay here little buddy we'll be right [Music] back oh it's a boss hey boss hey have you guys found him yet no not yet yeah boss oh where could he be this is taking forever keep looking okay you got it all right you got it d h o m e wrong try again Earth waa he's learning the alphabet you're going to have to come with me little guy hello all right Kia I can't pretend to be sick for 2 days in a row I need you to take care of him until you go to school today so once you go to school put them in my room of course it'll be fun all right keep them out of trouble and do not let Mom and Dad see him got it okay got it okay little guy I get a babysit you so let's have some fun fun yes fun this little house is a mess you look so cute I love your outfit you have ears like mine I need you to put your dolls away I need you to clean up this messy room and then we got to get you off to school are you ready yeah okay hurry do that I'll be right back that was a close one we got to hide you before dad comes back all right where should I hide perfect spot right here okay little guy sh hey fun Squad hit that like button to give me some good luck Kalah did you Kalia I thought I told you to start cleaning up your room come on oh we got to get you to how many stuffed animals do we have in this house Kia are you serious where did we get all of these anyway all right we got to go come on that was close I think I should tell Dad but Kade might get mad at me oh well all right buddy stay right [Music] there okay moving from South America up to North America I know that you guys can help me with some of the countries we have in North America dad we've been hiding something and I need you to help me not now Kalia it's just so [Music] dirty so many things everywhere ow oh ow those dogs make weird [Music] noises all right Clea time to go to school bye bye fuckle up who are those [Music] guys oh I think he's here we got to call the [Music] B oh yes hey boss what is it this better be good we found him he's in this house right over here no way once I get that Jedi power from baby Yoda I can take over the world and be the most powerful villain in the world oh yes I'll be there soon okay we'll be here waiting for [Music] you [Music] [Music] [Music] w e young man manners uh [Music] sorry y yum yum yum M kayen what do we have going on today do we need to take a break sorry I don't know what's going on today I'll never grow [Music] grow [Music] well [Music] hello oh man I can't wait to ask the boss how his nap was yeah I was going to ask that no I think I got it is the place oh yeah yeah this is the place right here oh good work boys good work all right let's go let's [Music] go hey hey who are you what are you doing hi hi Miss uh hi yes uh we are here to steal your alien no no no no no no we're we're here to inspect your sewer we're here for the sewers my sewer we had those fix last week oh um then uh yes yes uh we're we're escapers uh we're going to trip your bushes come on guys come on get back to work okay boys mom we're home Dad come on home wao why does he need all this stuff baby you're the phone home what does he mean by phone home what are you doing with all this stuff little guy where's she going [Music] now I knew it he's right there we just have to wait until they leave the house and then we can snatch him yes whoa what's he doing though I don't understand what this is I think it's a communication device oh so he can call his parents and go back home yeah but I don't think it'll work in here we need to get out somewhere more open to have more service or something how are we going to sneak this and him out of the house to get past mom H I have the perfect idea all right baby Yoda we just need to set up some quick decorations and then we'll head out all right baby Yoda I'm going to put you right here [Music] home home what no you're home isn't with him little guy no quick put on this disguise did you get this St yeah I got all right bye Mom we're going Tri or treat happy Halloween wait wait boys I need to take a picture all right guys smile y' all right who's that little guy dressed as a ghost oh um um uh that's uh Paxton yeah it's Paxton okay have fun yeah happy Halloween see you hey who's theh I can't believe it that totally worked let's go yeah all right little guy there you go Safety First all right you ready yep let's go [Music] go there he is that's him that's him oh I found him where are my henchman oh I must go hey yo what [Music] [Music] up where are my h man probably goofing off again I got to get [Music] them man ready I'm ready 3 2 2 1 where are you guys what are you guys doing come on come on we're losing them we're losing them get up get up come on come on come on here we are come on guys get in the car get in the car I I don't feel so good boss what do you mean you don't feel so good I got a tummy egg what get out of here go get lost okay all right we'll pick up Brutus on the way go on let's go all right I can see the boys up there good thing brutus's house is on the way let's go get [Music] him you ready yep you wait right here there they are I knew they would come this way we still going to have time to trick or treat after this me want Shi you guys no we finally made it they're right there follow me follow [Music] me now what are we supposed to do I don't know it was him that gathered all this stuff well I guess we'll just let him have some space [Music] yeah holy cow look at him go well I hope it [Music] works [Music] Yum Yum Yum [Music] Yum quit messing around gu what focus focus let's [Music] go okay it's set up now what do we do uh I guess we wait but I don't want you to go baby Yoda oh but I want you to stay with me [Music] now Kade you really think this is going to work it has to work oh it's right there I can't believe we're so close head over that little guy right now oh no Jack quick run no come back here where do they go and what is this uh chase him go I will figure this out what here some kind of contraption some kind of machine I wonder if he's trying to call home no we must break this Ben come back come back come back destroy destroy men destroy break it break it okay they're distracted let's go get to the bike quick bre it let's get out of here fast Ken yeah see you Chums oh B they're getting the way yes they are ah come back oh I got an idea they'll never get very far without the machine and believe me Dr bad guy knows a thing or two about machines come on let's finish breaking it I don't even know what this thing does come oh no they're destroying the machine I hope that thing worked Kade wait up what does this do this looks like some kind of phone or something oh yeah hey that was my phone sorry you guys focus focus I bet you I know where they went I bet you they went back to to their house oh could bet we could go trick-or-treating at their house trick-or-treating no Focus let's go let's go wow yeah where have you been we've been looking for you all go go [Music] go I knew they would come back here they're trapped now now we wait no now we plan it's time to get this alien that little alien is ours can wa hey there's Tony Tony get in the car get in the car wonder where he went I'm feeling all better now you Telly you feel good feel good okay let's get out of here all right the team is Back Together Again by think the machine worked I don't know I hope so I hope he got a connection before Dr bad guy real hey did you get oh oh my gosh no what is that dy I we can't let Mom no okay wait wait wait no I'll explain I'll explain I found this little buddy at the shed me and Jack play our backyard yes our backyard what don't worry don't worry he's nice and friendly an animal you let a random strange animal inside our house it's not it's an alien what an alien the NASA we need to go get their see see what I mean isn't he so cute I don't know Kade are you sure this is a good idea please don't tell Mom no we can't let Mom know she's going to she's going to call the police or something we've been trying for the past few days the way home see Jazzy he's harmless look at how cute he is I don't know are you sure I'm 100% sure and we've been trying to get him home we just called this fellow aliens or whatever but hopefully he'll be okay all right boys our plan is foolproof you know what you're doing right right left no uh right okay good good stay right here I'll be all right hey Focus I really hope this works okay here we go oh I need to get him can I help you hi ma'am yes this is very very important do you see what these are these are famous aliens okay you have an alien in your house and I'm very I'm very worried I must come in I must inspect I'm an expert yes come right in okay okay so what's this all about ma'am I I I just don't know what to tell you I an expert and I must inspect every square inch of your house because I I I'm just so worried about you your safety is at hand actually you know what hang on you look strangely familiar me yeah familiar something about those bushy eyebrows and those crazy looking teeth what you're kind of cute are you related to my husband does your husband have bushy eyebrows and crazy teeth yeah he sure does but one time we were in here and he was making all these do you hear that where is he I have a bad feeling about this Bron Brandon's guy you know my name is Dr B Dr bad um no I don't I I don't think I've related okay well guys Dr bad guy is here and I don't know what to do he's talking to Mom Mom just let him in the house who's Dr bad guy uh he's the guy that destroyed baby Yoda's machine and makes him not go home yeah he's trying to trap baby Yoda on play the Earth guys I think we should tell mom no we can we canot tell Mom Mom's not going to help we have to tell Mom you really should cuz then mom's on the same page as us and she can help us out I guess that's true I'll go get Mom Mom I really need you the house is flooding flooding Oh Come hang on ma'am ma'am I I I must can I start inspecting no ma'am come back please okay guys she's coming mom is yeah her wait we need to come up with the plan of what he where's the plan where's the plan right there what the is that the alien there's an inspector at the door he's a bad guy he's a bad guy is aad Guy we've been trying the past couple days he's been in our house like 3 days friendly are you kidding me you guys have been hiding this for me we've been trying to get him home he destroyed our little phone thing these fellow aliens home he he he wants to go home where's Home where's home I don't know but we're trying to call just hold him just hold him he's he's nice he's okay isn't he adorable M now Mom we need to come up with a plan guys hold up hold up wait are you serious no okay break ready mom go okay are you guys sure this to get him out not believe him you're basically distracting him and getting him out of the house okay okay thanks oh sir sir I I'm so sorry but I need you to go I have a giant flooding problem there's a flood yeah there's a big FL don't forget there's an alien in house I know but we're going to have to deal with it later I'm so ma' ma'am ma'am this is important Earth is Earth kids the coast is clear thank you so much Mom we really can't thank you enough oh the nerve I can't believe this I'm the smartest person in the world I must come up with a plan all right little guy you comfortable okay ready guys let's go sh hey hey you hey you come back here come back here oh they're on the bikes again oh no go go go go go get out come on come on oh come on man move out of the way stop stop stop stop stop stop [Music] stop stop stop stop [Music] stop yeah what's happening wo this is amazing next baby wao yeah look how high we are amazing wo guys look you can see Grandma's house woohoo we did it woohoo yeah wo this is so amazing hey guys there's a machine it's right down there let's [Music] land w w wo that was crazy wao was this the place you guys were talking about oh this is worse than I thought oh no what are we going to do I don't know how to fix this thing well maybe maybe Yoda can fix it our best hope is that the machine worked last time and someone's coming for [Music] him is that him is that him hey bye little guy hand him over not so fast he's mine oh oh no the Mandalorian yeah I'm out of here you [Music] better I love you baby Yoda this is the way this is the [Music] way that was really courageous of us yeah yeah no here it goes I'll get baby Yoda next time yes we did it all right guys let's clean up this mess really quick and go home fun Squad you never know when you're going to find a friend and make sure always include others and don't forget never come join the f squ