I Played Mario Kart Against a PRO GAMER! 😱

And then I was like, this video is in partnership with Nintendo. Wait. What's that? Hear ye, hear ye. I, Curtis the Conqueror, challenge any who dare compete against me in a Mario Kart eight deluxe tournament. That looks like it would actually be pretty fun. Are you sure? That guy's probably super good. It's fine. I mean, Mario Kart is super fun. Look, the sign up is in ten minutes. Okay, you go sign up, and I'll meet you back at your place. Got it. Whoa. They have everything here. Well, well, well. Someone finally decided to show up. Oh, hey. I'm Jazzy. I'm here to sign up for the Mario Kart eight deluxe championship. You? Yeah, right. What's so funny? You're wasting your time. You don't stand a chance at winning. How would you know? You haven't even seen me play yet. I don't need to, because Curtis the Conqueror is the best Mario Kart racer around. Curtis never loses. Oh, yeah? Wait till he meets me. He just did. Because he is me. I'm Curtis! Okay. Whatever. Are you gonna sign up or not? Well, it doesn't look like anybody is signing up, so might as well. Probably cause they're all too scared to show up. Okay, if you say so. Here goes nothing. You good? What took you so long? Long story. The guy that was running the competition was there. Oh, cool. Was he nice? Let's just say he was a little too confident. Don't worry, Jazzy. You got this. Let's start practicing. We will be racing for the cup on a variety of 48 courses available. So I need to practice as many courses as I can. Ooh. My favorite is excitebike, or the legend of Zelda in five courses. I can't believe I won. Dang, girl, you're good. Thanks, Christy. Hey, how about let's take a break and go online and get some epic tips from Mario Kart pros? Great idea. This guy looks pretty good. What's up, guys? Curtis the conqueror here. And welcome back. I'm here to show you some crazy stats today. Hey, wait a minute. That's the guy. That's Curtis the Conqueror. I'm pretty sure he named himself. As you all know, I am the best. That Mario Kart eight deluxe. The yellow line is me, of course, because I'm the best out of them all. Everyone knows I can win on every single character, on every single map, and I'm just overall the best there is. Oh, look at this guy. Oh, I'm coming up on him. Boom. Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna throw this banana at this guy. These guys are saying no chance. Oh, wow. He seems a little extra confident. Last time I lost is when I was six years old. Cause I was eating a cheeseburger. That's never gonna happen ever again. It looks like all that he cares about is winning Because I'm so good. The competition pool's running a little dry, so obviously I decided to put on a private tournament next week. Not only will I be racing the original 48 courses, I will be doubling the number of courses with the booster course pass. Wait, wait, wait. Booster course pass. 48 more courses? That sounds awesome. That's right. That is 48 more courses to play in the paid DLC. Content will release in six waves of eight courses until the end of 2023. He's not even giving tips. He's just bragging. You wanna play Mario kart? Does that sound fun? Well, I'm gonna school you, Curtis the conqueror, Out! I haven't been able to practice those courses yet. Oh, good point. I guess you'll just have to give it your best shot tomorrow. You're right. I'll be fine. See you in the morning, Christy. Whoa. This place is pretty cool, Bro. I'm literally live here right now. This reminds me of when I've won the last 600 times. Yeah. Another victory in the bag. Oh yeah! Uh, is that him? Yup. He's even more competent in real life. So, yeah, maybe this isn't a good idea. How about let's go get ice cream instead? All right. No, no, no, Jazzy, you got this. We practiced this. Ah huh. Oh, my gosh. Did you guys see Curtis the Conqueror's here? He's incredible. He never loses. He's amazing. Come on, Jazzy. Look who it is. Miss Jaxie herself. Uh, my name is Jazzy. Well, whatever your name is, you just got here just in time to watch me and my, my trophy. Your trophy? Trophy for what? We haven't even started yet. Well, I didn't think you were actually gonna show up, so I thought I'd just take my first place trophy right now. Well, here I am. So let's get this party started. Alright, we are playing three rounds. Each round consists of one cup. Whoever wins two out of the three cups is the ultimate champion. Yeah, let's go! All right, Jazzy, play with any controller of your choice. Round one, begin. Starting off with a mushroom cup. An old classic. Dang it. I'm in second. Let's go. Let me go. I won. I won. Dang it. Yeah, I know. I was gonna win. I'm just better. Three, two, one! Booyah. Another win in the books. Oh, come on, Curtis. That was only one round. Are you sure you don't want to give up now? No way. That was a great first round. You're pretty good at this. Good job. Wait. What? Oh, I was just saying good job. Oh, well, thanks. Round two. This time, I'm gonna play as Daisy. Cause she's my favorite. Good choice. This time, we're racing the Triforce cup. Oh, yeah. Thanks for picking that one. I love these courses. Dang it. Come on, Come on, Come on! Nice job. Yes, I won the second cup. Go Jazzy! Hey, it's fine, Curtis. There's one more round. Yeah, it's a tie. That'll make the last round twice as exciting. Yes. Twice as exciting. Do you know what will make this last round twice as exciting? For the last round, we are only going to be using tracks from the booster course pass. Oh, no. Those are the courses we haven't practiced yet. No worries, Christy. I'm just excited to try them. Round three. Final round. For the last round, I'm going to be playing as my best character, Petey Piranha. Nice. I'm playing as Yoshi. Yoshi's my favorite. Woah! Look at all these courses. I remember some of these from other Mario Kart games. We are doing my personal favorite, the feather cup. Here we go. You got this. Three, two, one. Go! Whoa. These additional courses are awesome. Lap two. Next track is the daisy cruiser. Whoa. This course looks awesome. Well, we're so close, I don't know who's gonna win. Turn right. Turn left. Whoah, It's neck and neck. Yeah. In your face! High five! Yeah Nice Jazzy. Christy, it's awesome. You wanna play the next course? Hey, she can't play for you. Just for one race. It's so fun. She has to try it. Fine. Just for one race. This race doesn't count. That's fun. Let's play! Yeah! But. Isn't it awesome? It's so much fun. Here I go for the last race. You got this. You know, you hardly even stand a chance at winning. Let's go! Squeaky Clean sprint. Nice. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on. Whoa. That was cool. Yeah. I'm actually in the lead. Not for long. Oh. Final lap. Here we go. That trophy's gonna be mine. How awesome. Here we go. It's so close. I think Curtis might win. Yeah! You're the winner. Yeah. In your face. Hey. What are you guys doing? You're not supposed to be, uh, so happy. What do you mean? That was so fun. Those courses in the DLC are awesome. Yeah, but, you lost. I know, and you did so good. You'll have to give me some pointers sometimes. In fact, do you want to come hang out with us this weekend? You can chose more of the tracks from the booster course path. Wait. You guys actually want to hang out with me? Of course. And, Curtis, it's not always about winning sometimes. And it's really fun to play with your friends and family. Plus, speed through a brand new Yoshi's island course inspired by Super Mario World two Yoshi's island game. The metropolitan streets of tour, Singapore Speedway, and the icy Russia Wii DK summit. New courses will continue to release till the end of 2023. Access the courses with a paid Nintendo Switch online expansion pack membership. Buy the paid DSE add on to go along with the full game you already own. Thanks, guys. That was super fun. And you know what we always say. Never Grow up! Never Grow up! Never Grow up! This video is in partnership with Nintendo.