Hocus Pocus on Halloween Night with the Fun Squad!

We're coming! Wait Jack, slow down. I think we lost them. Watch out on the back QB! Nice one man. We'll check this one out. Go on! Jack! I'm not getting that, so... Game's over. Oh come on kid! It's just a creepy old shed! Just go get it! You threw it, so you go get it! Fine! No big deal, dude. That wasn't too hard, was it? Dude! Why? Dare me to go inside? Obviously! Okay. Look at this. Whoa, what is that? Oh, looks like a dumb old book to me. Shh! Dude, quiet! I don't want to get caught out here! Well then let's grunt up and get out of here! Alright, let's see what secrets this old book holds. Yeah, maybe it'll tell me who keeps taking all my socks. Dude, no one takes your socks. Wait, stop! Hmm, the Salem Witches? Wait a minute, aren't those witches from Hocus Pocus? The Sanderson sisters? Yeah, um... Maybe we should put this away. Don't worry! It says they were defeated back in the 1600s. We have nothing to worry about. But it says right here you can revive the witches by the spell of the Shimmering Orb. Jack, come on. A Shimmering Orb? He wouldn't fall for anything. Relax! Even if the Hocus Pocus witches did come back, don't you think that would be fun? You know, seeing real witches? No, Kade. That doesn't sound fun at all. I'm not taking any chances with a creepy old book to be found in the middle of nowhere. Ugh, fine. Well, Halloween is tomorrow night, so can we at least watch a scary movie? Sure. Run, Jack, run! Jack, are you talking to yourself on the TV? Uh, no, man. I'm just joking. Anyway, I've got to go to the bathroom or something. Kade, you don't have to announce it every time. Okay, see ya. Come on, Jack. Come on. Yeah! Alright, time for a little bit of fun. I mean, what harm could it do? I mean, Shimmering Orb? This can't be real. Right? Okay, here we go. Black Hat, Pointy Hat, and the Witch's Groom, rise. Tonight is the night the Sanderson Sisters arrive. Well, that obviously didn't work. Finally, freedom! How long has it been? Where are we? I don't know. Almost a hundred years. You smell that? The children. Well, let's find them. Sisters! Away we go. Um, Kade, what took you so long? Huh? Oh, uh, nothing. Well, while you were gone, Mr. Beast called me and told me I won $30,000. What? No, he didn't. Well, if you had been here... What was that? I don't know. Probably Mom? How could it be Mom when we're home alone? Oh. Hey, it feels like home. Look, Timothy got much taller. Oh, my foot! Oh, he's so nice. That's not Timmy. Come on. Kade, why are the three hocus-pocus witches in our yard? Uh, I don't know. Maybe it's the neighbors playing dress-up. Where are you, children? Why are you suddenly so sweaty, Kade? Oh, um, I'm not sweaty. See? I knew it! We should have never taken this book. No, no, no. I promised. The spell didn't even work. The stench is getting stronger. That means we're getting closer. I can smell the children right now. They're probably inside. Children? What do they want with children? Uh, I don't know, but all I know is we've got to get inside before them. Maybe we can set up a decoy to find out. Let's go. Quick, Kade. Grab the broom. There we go. Pull the jacket. Come on. Oh, little ones. Where art thou? Oh, look! A child! Yes! Finally, we can consume this child's soul and reclaim our youth. I'll be beautiful again! Consume souls? I think they need kids' souls to keep them alive. Ready, sister? Look at the beauty! Well, that was much too easy. That child is much too skinny. That's not a child! But I thought you said there were children here! There are. I can smell them. Dude, we've got to get them out of here. I mean, I need my soul. They can't just take it from me. Settle down. There has to be another way to get rid of them. In fact, I have an idea. Now, quick, Kade. Hand me that paper. Hey, come on. Let's go. Everything is so shiny and disgustingly clean. Oh, somebody wrote us a letter! Is this magic paper? Is this a secret message? Maybe you wrote my boyfriend? No, you dunce! Not all paper is magic. Like ours. They can only be seen by the light of the shimmering Everall. You're just jealous. Looks like my puzzle is distracting them. But not for long. Quick, let's go. Come on, come on. There's got to be something in here to get rid of these creeps. What? Whoa, what's that? That looks good. It's just a recipe for cookies. Maybe they're allergic to cookies. Dear witches, a crooked nose, a black hat, and a warty face. Now, who is that? It's you, you dimwit. It's not me. It's a riddle. I know. The answer to the riddle is you. But who's you? You're you. I'm not you. I'm Bertha. Exactly. So, where do we get this off the riddle? I just did. What's the answer then? Why was I cursed with such idiotic existence? You just got lucky, I guess. Wait a minute. Kade, look. There's a page missing. It looks like someone might have torn it out. That's got to be it. Is there a way to send them back? I mean, we've checked every other page. Dang it. We've got to get back to that creepy old shack. Maybe the missing page is in there. Well, it's worth a shot. Let's go. Kade! I'll get you if it's the last thing I do. Oh, no. Too much running. Quick, Jack. Slow down. I think we lost them. Step back, you beast. Stay back. Thombacus Tronicus! Quick, Jack. Find something in the spell books that can help us. Good idea. Jack, hurry up. Got it. Lupinus Lycanwolf! Get them! What are they doing? I don't know, but let's use this as a distraction and keep going. Let's go. This is a disappointment. Come on. Really give it to him. Come on. No. No. No. Where are the boys? Looks like they distracted us. How could they? Get them! Now! I love you, zombie. Come on, Kade. Come on. I've got it. I've got it. Just go. Go. Move. Move. Move. Move. Where is it? Where is it? I don't know. It's got to be around here somewhere. Where is it? Where is it? Oh, I found it. Where is it? What does it say? What? No. It's totally blank. There's nothing on this. Oh, no. We're all out of time. There's got to be another way. No. No, that's it. I think I've got it. Not all paper is magic. Like ours, they can only be seen by the light of the Shimmering Ever-Orb. You're just jealous. That's it. The Shimmering Orb. Maybe we can read it in the light of the Shimmering Orb. I knew I could smell you boys in here. Kade, I'm going to use the orb to find the spell. It's too late. Say goodbye to your little brother. His soul will give me at least ten more years to live. Jack, hurry. One second. I think it's working. Say goodbye. Not so fast. Hear, hear, witches beware. It's time to end this night of scare. For they are Solaris! Yes! You did it! No, Kade. We did it. Maybe we should get rid of this book. Agreed. You know what else we should do? Never grow up!