Best 20 Year Overdue Sibling Confession During His Best Man Speech

When I was around 8, Dave and Mark were at the house over at Mendenhall and they were playing paintball one day. And I love playing paintball myself. So when Mark came over and wanted to play, I asked if I could join. And they shut me down. Like any older brother would to any little brother. But like any other little brother, I ran upstairs, I got my stuff anyway, and I was going to follow them whether they liked it or not. When I got my stuff and came downstairs, they were gone. So I picked up a couple of Mark's paintballs, and I threw them against the house next door. Wait, wait, now. So Dave assured the neighbors and our parents that it couldn't have been him, or it couldn't have been Mark, because their paintball colors were not that color. Oh! I got in so much trouble for that! But the neighbors knew our parents believed him, and they looked him up. And I knew I was going to have to tell them eventually. The point was I knew they were going to watch TV that day. So I bring this up 20 years later to wake up to him, for closure, that it was him, the one, that threw those paintballs. So thank you for letting me watch TV.