Most Humiliating Goals in Football

Sandro Martinez is the defender, Salah's turning one way, then the other, Gag Paul! Oh! Incredible goal! It's a thing of absolute beauty! Incredible scenes at Anfield. And there's no flag this time, and Ozil with a chance to win it. It's Mesut Ozil! And Arsenal have done it! They have scored the winner here tonight. Micha Kvaracenya, and still Kvaracenya! He's not just player of the month, he might well be player of the season. No longer a revelation. Now... Bless! Lewandowski, Lewandowski! Oh, what a goal! Goal, goal, goal, goal! 3rd goal for Catalonia. Robert Lewandowski! It's a lovely pass. Amiri takes cleverly, can he find a finish? Oh, he can! Fantastic goal! Amiri's suitable finish, but how about the pass? 17-0. Here he is again. It's astonishing! It's absolutely... Wow! Look at that! Igor Kutel shoots! Goal, goal, goal, goal! Goal! He's coming from away! Here's Welbeck, in for three! That'll do it! Dani Welbeck! And that's Bailly with the header. Goal! Super goal! Leo Bailly! 1-0. Did you see the gesture? The gesture of disappointment of Luca Pirar, who's come to help Neymar. But of course... ...is here. What a great Swedish goalkeeper, but that's how he did it! The far post. 17-0. Messi! Goal! Messi! 5-0. Pié! Jean-Jean Pié! 1-1. Canson to Arriel, the ball is over Regi Can, a little support inside. There's Catagaua, Arriel still dancing, he's trying to score. He's in front of the net. He's passed it to Diogo Lasso! Lasso! Arriel's debut as a Brazilian! He's scored a goal for Santa Clara! Coutinho! Coutinho is going to... Oh! Oh, come on! You have to score. Yes, and that's what Christophe does. It feels like he's... Messi, second minute. Penalty! Goal! It's a salary game. Portugal is speeding up, but he's passed it to Diogo Soto. Diogo Soto! Soto! Goal! What a goal! Oh, wow! Oh, my words! That is extraordinary from Ben Garricho! A Scorpion kick. Salamakas with time and space. Salamakas with the skill. Is this number four? An astonishing result. An incredible evening.