Never Been So Mad, Grilling With Liza!

Yeah! What's up? I'm domestic. I'm also Liza. Hey guys, what up? It's your girl, Liza. I'm coming at you. And welcome back to my YouTube channel. Oh, wait a second. No, this is not sponsored. Much better. Anyways, that's right, baby. That was a little randomly aggressive. My bad, kids. But that's right, honey. I got my grill on. I got a little bit of foil stuck in my teeth. But yeah, dude, I got my grill on. I really do love when I'm correct changes, girl. It's really good. Because who wouldn't rather talk to an inanimate object like I do every day? Hello? Yo. So much better than beep. But I love when a text goes from, hey girl, to hey grill. Like, hey grill. Hey. Grill, you looking hot. True. How about we open up and get to know each other, grill? Okay. Boop. Goddamn, you trying to Netflix and grill? Get on up in my grill. Yeah! It's time to grill, baby. I'm about to feel like a father grilling right now. Call me daddy. Hey, you wanted me to call? Not now, David. Fine, whatever. Daddy-ish. Anyways, let's get back to business. So y'all, I'm from Texas, which means I know how to grill. But I live in LA now, so it's time to make a vegan real upset. Let's grill this steak. What the **** is going on here? You think you're special because you're rare? Why you gotta be such a half-wit? You trying to start some beef? I'm sorry, that was weird. I'm done. Well done! I'm sorry. You just got burned at the steak! Oh no, I actually burned it. Well, I have another vegetarian option over here. Everybody say hello. For my little friends, for all you Presbyterians. Pescatarians. Christians. Don't worry, this is completely vegetarian. The fish was vegetarian. What did I smoke before this? Salmon? Alright, I'm gonna stop fishing for jokes now. And let's grill this fish. Yo, the **** you doing? Why you acting all fishy? Why you gotta smell like a lady's bathroom? What you gotta taste so good? I've been questioning my sexuality. Don't look at me like that! Sorry, I just, I had to stick it to him. Yeah, I don't really have, uh, skewer sticks. Just have to use giant toothpicks. Let's try to poke this like a space book, you know what I'm saying? Alright, let's put the stick in the mouth. This is suddenly starting to feel very PG-13. I am very sorry, 12 year old vegan. I'm gonna try to skewer this- Oh! Nemo! Where'd you go? You know what? It's okay, cause we got bigger fish to fry. We got vegetables to grill. I found Nemo. So let's grill these vegetables. What the ****? I forgot to change the camera angle. There we go. Yo, what the **** is going on? Why do I always gotta chop you up before I eat you? Because you look rated R. Oh, stop. You guys are just a bunch of peepees. Making me think vegans are a bunch of perverts. When your boyfriend cheats on you. I'm sorry, what was that? Oh, you're sorry? Oh babe, I had no idea you were sorry. No, seriously babe, don't be sorry. It's fine! Alright, alright, alright. Let's actually grill. I have some burgers. And I got some buns. Not these brown ones. But I got these buns. And as if this video wasn't already cheesy enough. Wabam. Okay. Grill cheese. Imma just go ahead and cut the cheese. Because that's all I have for you guys today. Thank you guys and grills so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video. And if you did, please make sure to give it a big thumbs up. But if you didn't, there's other videos you can watch. There's other fish in the sea. And I'll see you guys next weekday with my little brown grills. Bye! Am I white? Yeah, I'm half white. But am I overexposed? Yeah, I am. I straight up look like a suburban mother who would make Tostinos pizza rolls after school. I have a son. His name is Greg. His name is Gregory. But we're quirky so we call him Greg for short. Greg won the big game today. Isn't that right Greg? F*** you mom! We're Caucasian. Salt is like hot sauce to me. This is Susie. But she has a lisp. So she thinks her name is Sushi. I am changing my name to Sue. Cause I'm a chef! I have a son named Jimmy. I make him Tostinos pizza rolls after school. Today he won the big game. So he's getting a hat back.