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can you read it I can maybe you zoom in
and you find out my name is Jimmy his
name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb
Jake tell them how dumb you is Jim
baseball's back this week we got in the
same elevator today and played it cool
and nobody took a video of anyone else
in the Sports World update done minor
league baseball team unveils
unintentionally wild oyster logo what do
you see you know what could you see I
saw what everyone else saw a pearl the
first time I saw it it was a quote tweet
from Joe McFly that said hey yo so maybe
you were skewed by that which I knew
meant Joe's was horny so then I looked
at the picture through that lens that is
code and yeah I don't know this is a
wild one it kind of looks like a bingo
and a glove it's it's wild I don't like
using those words people are going to
find it hard to believe they didn't do
this on purpose I don't think they did
if they did they had a plan cuz they
responded pretty well from this they
said they were going to donate 10 % of
all oyster catchers which those are just
two dirty words that shouldn't be
combined yeah 10% of those merch sale
sales will go to Survivor the only way
you make that like really a nonprofit
for cervical cancer if I throw the m
word that all everyone that uh oh my
least favorite word uh in front of it
moist oyster catchers now we're like a
bad band name Moyer catchers comment
below moist oyster catcher and what you
think that means and what that is what's
this almost a breakdown you've seen
almost a breakdown near and dear to
anyone who's played golf's Heart Right
Patton kazy is his name having a tough
go did I say it right I was going to say
if we should judge his name and I kind
of passed Patton kazy just a pass he
missed a pot just a tiny bit to the
right he was aiming right something our
good friend Joe's was doing in the tasty
which premiered last night watch this
his watch him aim right aiming way to
the right aiming to the right yeah he
was aiming way to the right the whole
time that's what this guy did and then
he punted his putter it's a good punt he
had to finish the hole with a wedge CU
his putter broke and then he said uh my
back actually hurts so I'm just not
going to play anymore I don't want to
say it's a win but it's kind of a win he
gets a good freeze frame with his leg up
in the punter position and then he
withdraws yeah which I don't know I get
it's did I just put my putter yeah my
back hurts and I don't want to do
anything else I'm going to take a me day
this is him he just gets swallowed with
a little bit of regret is that a moist
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more Sports less sickness well Tracy
Morgan 3 2 1 s yeah SNL 30 Rock wherever
you get your Tracy Morgan sometimes at
the sideline of the Knicks
games threw up kind of scary on X at
first cuz everyone's like a PUK Tracy
Morgan's old it was a lot of puke and
like is this scary is this sad luckily
Tracy qued that whole situation he
posted on Instagram that he was good it
was a little bit of food poisoning
thanked all the good people working at
MSG and then said the Nicks are one and0
when he pukes on the court and he's
going to break it out again in the
playoffs yeah Nick should invite him
back and puke but like you can't you
can't put a garbage can in front of him
or like half asset like it's got C puke
that's how the Knicks could save this
thing uh this is an interesting not this
no kind of kind of kind of I like it the
guy who invented the Pirates Booty
popcorn is thinking he's a pirate he
walked into his town hall and told the
mayor who's been mayor three terms and
is about to run and win again and said I
actually I'm the captain now of this
town I get this office and you're all
fired but you can reapply for your jobs
which is nice they were like no you're
not none of that's real or anything and
he was like I am Bobby Earls founder of
pirates booty so I own the town yeah and
they said well let's do the election
thing he lost
1,64 votes to 62 votes that's tough he
lost the town guy invented Pirates Booty
popcorn yeah no he didn't what's that
mean I don't know right he's not acting
like it or is he we got a lot of good
stuff on the Roundup so don't you go
nowhere double negative shout out my
grandma love talking to double negatives
I don't want no cero my six family
members they like that good good
performance how she would say
it up it's round up don't doctor my
voice it's Roundup get me a doctor
375 passengers and 12 crew members
departed perrye for Guadalupe but had to
make an emergency return Landing an hour
in because a passenger lost their phone
that's get a new phone a Candy Loving
British man whose dying wish was to be
buried in a Snickers inspired coffin had
his wish come true when he died Di and
then was buried in a Snickers inspired
coffin I do like this one a Florida
woman is not happy with her husband John
elerson who is charged with petty theft
after receiving $160 worth of lap dances
and then walking out before paying John
elberon tough name and it's funny that
they say Florida woman but then to say
his full name yeah 380 milliony old
fossils were dumped in a a landfill
after New Jersey college didn't pay the
UPS Bill to have them shipped garbage
and garbage oh he threw out that garbage
our bad can't do that she tried to stop
him but he successfully mooned the
camera at the Blue Jay Spring Training
Game oh I
forgot pretty bad rips all of them that
was a weekly
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D just him just like our friend Ken did
that one time my friend Ken was trying
to puke on the hood of my car he had
nothing in his body so he was just
standing over the hood of my car just
gagging himself while I was in the
driver seat look at the windshield like
oh use the scream to
puke and it would come out scream till
they
puke and then it would come out Zach did
you work with that at all if I had to
puke right now what I just did I would
have puked