Beauty and Perfection free acting monologue for female

Beauty and perfection. That's what you are, Miss Shelley. Bet those boys back home would be doing quite a bit of howlin' if they saw you now. Look at all the wonderful things time has done to you. And when I get to Hollywood and become a star, they'll wonder where this goddess came from. But my past will be a mystery. Because life before this moment ain't worth telling about. After those earlier years, things have only gotten better. Actually, I'll bet being born was one of the biggest letdowns of all. I spent all that time wrapped up in that little space in my mama. And for what? I'd pop out, look around, screaming, wondering if this was such a good idea. Wondering why someone didn't tell me sooner what those earlier years was gonna be like. Because if someone had told me, I don't think I would have came out.