¡El perro parlante de Woody! | 2.5 Horas de Episodios Clásicos | El Pájaro Loco

Chica! Chica! No! No, no, no! Chica! No, no, no, no! Chica! Chica! Chica? Chica! Guaca, guaca! It's chili! No! Me, Chica! No! Chica, chica, chica, guaca, chica! Oh? And I'm the pet? We'll create an avalanche! No! Chica-poo! Don't go! I'll be back soon with another cartoon! Do you want me to educate the kids at home, Winnie? Are you crazy? Do you know me? Wally doesn't want to. He's on vacation. And Chili? He's dating the dentist. You? Really? You? He'd teach them how to steal a bank. It's a valuable skill for life. I'll do it! Just so I don't end up in jail. It's not the best, but you're my only option. Okay, Uncle Woody. Fill our heads with knowledge. I doubt he'll recover before Winnie arrives, but if you insist. It wasn't literal, Uncle Woody! Well, I don't have anything smart at home. It's a matter of principles. But here's my old science kit! I wonder if I can make it nuclear again. Oh, crap. I don't think so. Anyway, it'll be good to teach them solid knowledge. Okay, kids. First lesson. Instructions. Do you know what they're for? Not at all. What rude instructions. What do you think I'd do? Um, maybe we should wait for Uncle Woody. Nah. Cool! It's not cool! It's not cool! Remember when I said not to read the instructions? Forget that. One on column A. Two on column B. Does anyone feel like something happened? I don't know. I'm hungry. Me too! I love that Uncle Woody never gives up. Even when he fails miserably. Listen, kids. If I'm going to sink, I'll do it to the bottom. I bet it's the first time you've used this bathtub, Uncle Woody. I'm more of a bird pool guy. That's a little scary. What is he doing? He's alive! Wow, he's alive. Okay. Updating alarm clock from a little to completely. Hey, watch out! We're cornered! The corner! Come, kids. This is why I don't do homework. Wait a second. You can't eat me. I'm your father. And everyone knows that eating dads gives you indigestion. Now it's personal. Come, kids. We'll take this dummy to school. I can't move, Uncle Woody. Yes. This team is too heavy. Well, we don't have to use the team. I just thought it would look super good like this. But if you want to ruin it... Where do you think the creature went? Well, how do I know? No. Come here. Inside the net. Maybe it wasn't the best idea, was it? I saved you, dummy! Wait! How are we going to stop this monster? You need a plan. Did you say you? I'm not the student. It's you. So study. If we use you as bait, we can... Why am I the bait? You're the bait. I'm the oldest. Hey, I don't make the rules. That's how things are. Anyway, when it's flat, we grab the tool and... You do the bait. Okay. I'll take care of it. You're welcome. Think, carpenter. Think. What are you going to do? What are you going to... I'm a genius! You can't catch me. That shouldn't even be possible, Uncle Woody. Admit it, Uncle Woody. You never planned it. Why analyze it? Let's say I'm a genius and we leave it like that. Hi, kids. How was your day? It was super boring. And without any weird accident. We also have a new idea about science. I thought you might be hungry after studying so much. So I made your favorite. Sometimes it's better alone. Don't ask. Don't go. I'll be back soon with another cartoon. The Scarlet Crest Kids, look at this. Doesn't it impress you? Not really, Uncle. We're busy copying the wrestlers. You know, I was a great wrestler in those days. And everyone called me... The Scarlet Crest! You were a wrestler? You can bet your asses that I was a wrestler. I'll show you. Wow. Could you beat him? Hey, you. Come and fight. Well, you know I was a great wrestler in those days, kid. They called me... The Scarlet Crest! And I'm wearing a champion's belt. Oh, yeah? Well, I don't care how many belts you have, Wally. You'll never be able to defeat me. Never. I'm going to make things very difficult for you. I hope you like being on the ground. Because you're about to fall. Take that. And that. And that. You're more elastic than I expected. Where did you go? Where did you go? Hey, you. I'm over here. I can't see anything with this mask. I'm going to readjust your face. Double A. Don't have kids. Gross. Show me your tricks, carpenter. The padlock! You were a great wrestler. You mean you were a great loser? Because Wally is beating you mercilessly. Well, let's see if he likes it when he meets... The Flying Peck! I'm too small to beat that big guy. I need more volume. That's it. Spray to add volume. What? Did you think this was natural? Spray! Wally, we forgot to shake hands before the match. How rude of me. Give me your hand. Oops, the carpenter got too inflated. Wow, he's really trapping the floor with our uncle. I'm Flabalancho! Hot dogs! Buy your hot dogs of victory here! I want a hot dog of victory! You gave me the hot dogs. Now I'll give you the compliments. Oops, you flabalanched. Yes! Kids, are you cheering for Wally? But I'm his uncle. I'm sorry. It's just that Wally is really good. And you are... really bad. Oh yeah? But wait! The Scarlet Crest makes an impressive turn to finish off Flabalancho! What an impressive turn! I'm the winner! Well, if the host said so, you better do it. It makes sense to me. What's that? Flabalancho started hitting his face! And now the Scarlet Crest twists Flabalancho's leg like a pretzel! Look! It's a pretzel! One minute. It's my leg! I told you I would beat Wally. Never bet on Wally! Now it's time for my final move. The Lightning Comet! That result was electrifying! One, two, three! You're out! I knocked him down! Of course not! Give me back my belt! It's my belt! You ruined my belt! Relax, big guy. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? They weren't glasses! So, Wally is still the champion? Yeah, I think you could say I adjust to pressure. Don't go! I'll be back soon with another cartoon! Meat and Fame Nothing opens my nose more than putting some delicious steaks on fire. Hey! Good grill for nothing! There are ice cream cones hotter than you! Well, that food exploded. How am I going to cook all this meat? And now it's time for me, the famous TV chef, Fela Furretti, to show you how to grill my famous ground and mashed lentil bread. Booyah! Ooh, that guy has a grill. Perfect! This lentil bread will give you a ticket to the Train of Flavor. Excuse me, friend. Try to get on the Train of Flavor. Hey, you just skidded the Train of Flavor. Believe me, it was a disaster before I got there. Hey, I'm recording my TV show. Ooh, the camera loves me. And I love her. That's enough, kid. I have cheese to slice. No problem. I have the aroma. Now that we're done with the smells, let's cook and prepare some hamburgers. I won't cook meat. I'm a vegetarian. Vegetarian? Oh, could you take a look at what I have on my back? Hi, how are you? I'm not a veterinarian. I'm a vegetarian. And I don't eat meat. And you haven't eaten sugar candy covered in bacon? The brain of this carpenter is having technical problems. Listen, only like plants, nuts, and berries. What if I told you this steak was called a berry? I'm a vegetarian, son. Meat doesn't go on the menu. It's time to give that chef a dessert to his liking. Very good, people. Now it's time to prepare my pasta. Because they'll be happy until they try it. You put sausages in my pasta? Until you ate them. But I can't eat sausages. Okay, that's fair. Hey, quick question. What kind of peppers are these? Oh, I know these. They're explosive peppers. I win! Listen, carpenter. What should I do to make you leave me alone? Cook me some meat. Try this. Let's continue. Let's go back to the train of flavor. For my next snack, I need to chop some vegetables. Chop, chop, chop. We spread marinated sauce on them. Spread, spread, spread. And I cook them in this pot. Now I just wait for them to boil. Boil, boil, boil. And then I eat them. This tastes great! You're okay, right, genius? Sorry about that, friends. Let's take a closer look at this succulent and huge broccoli. Too close! Enough without any close-ups! Okay, how about a shot on the head? Tonight, I'll prepare something special. Step one, crush the wolf. Step two, cook the vegetables. The vegetables are ready. Now I can finally cook my meal. I told you, no meat. On guard! How do you get rid of a wolf? Hey, isn't that Little Red Riding Hood? What? Where? Yes! Victory is mine! Let me teach this carpenter a lesson he'll never forget. That meat smells delicious! You know what? I just realized I didn't think this through. You think so? You still want me to eat meat? No, you're fine like this! Are you sure? Of course! Don't go. I'll be back soon with another cartoon. See you soon, vulture. Not at all, friend. I'm back. It's the last time you see me in this chiquero. You said that the last 20 times! No one came to welcome me? Please! Where are you all going? Butter-flavored cookies! Come get yours! Hello, friend carpenter. Your butter-flavored cookies smell amazing. Give me one. Do you have money? Without money, I won't feed you. It's the recipe for those cookies. My butter-flavored cookies recipe! I looked everywhere, except in the sink. And there's no recipe. Ah! The sink! Nothing around here. I think I'll have to do them by heart. Maybe I have a bird's brain, but how hard could it be? Nothing like it! A butter-flavored cookie, please. Butter-flavored cookies! Butter-flavored cookies! Fresh and delicious, just like the bird carpenter used to make them. Matanga! Hey, this is mine! And this is mine, too. And this is mine! Are you ready for the rock? Buitre, eat cake! No cookies? No supplies? I'll borrow some things, don't worry. My things aren't here! Who took my things? Whatever you want. I'm going to burn my clients! And all their sweet and beautiful money! I have to do something! Cookies! Butter-flavored cookies! What is this? What? Food police? Multiple rapes? I'm going to jail? Back to jail? County Jail Soap Package for our frequent customer! I told you I'd be back! That bird carpenter! I knew you'd support me! Carpenter! It's amazing to have friends! Don't go! I'll be back soon with another cartoon! No one can catch Le Boussard now! Not Le Boussard, no, no, no! My name is Loco! Crazy Bird! Super spy! Hi, Agent Winnie-Penny! Triple zero! You have to stop Le Boussard at all costs! Go to Fang Island! Yes, understood! I already read it! I plan to sell the item that the villain Fang carries! Oh no! The image is cut! I'm leaving! I'm sorry! See you! She thinks she knows everything! I'm still here! Here, there, and always in my heart! That's very sweet! Loco! Crazy Bird! Super spy! Fang Island! I knew it! I told you! You won't get any visitors today, Super spy! And I won't get a no as an answer, Le Boussard! Super spy! Oh, holy moly! Is that what you think? Now what do I do? Listen, if you had read the information, you would know that I installed a diamond-headed drill at the tip of the submarine. Honestly, I didn't go beyond the first page. Maybe you should improve it with sound effects. Do you want sound effects in a printed file? You must think big, Wink! Loco! Crazy Bird! Crazy Bird, crazy bird! You'll never stop me! Oh, I can stop you! Wait, that didn't go as I thought. So, how are you doing? I can't see if you're floating in front of me! Oh, Kirie, are you okay? This super spy never loses his style, even when he's not okay. I sense a lot of anger in you, Mr. Robot. Tell me, how does that anger make you feel? Angry? Yes, I can imagine. Well, what you need is more iron in your diet. That donkey is much better. I'll send you my account. Oh la la! It's Le Buzard! Guarida. Oh, mami! Look at all the beautiful stars! You should change your name to... Loser Triple Zero! Oh, he's running away! Just use the pen with the hook I put in your ear. What do you mean you put it in my... Ah, yes, I saw. I won! It's too late, Capitejo. Golden Thumb, I knew something was wrong here. Ah, my old Nemesis Triple Zero Zero. Please, I just have to peck them. Anti-pecking cables? You're so devilish! I'm not like the other bad guys, Mr. Spy. Actually, I have a plan. Without a doubt, a stupid plan. You haven't even heard it, how can you say it's stupid? Anyway, my impressive and brilliant plan is as follows. This throne is actually a giant drill that will dig in the ground... ...and eventually will hollow out the earth. So, my wonderful plan will be to flood that space with oceans... ...creating my own underwater world inside that planet... ...where I'll be the king! So, your great plan is to turn the earth into a giant water balloon? How stupid! I think that simplifies it too much. It's a perfect plan. Everyone is excited about it. There's a lot of flight. And what about you? I don't care. I came for the money. Good job, stupid Fang. All you did was sink your stupid island. I never anticipated this result. Le Buzard, I'll pay you for taking me to the shore. I'm not proud, Fang. Get in. Bad guys, who would have thought? Crazy, crazy bird, super spy. And Winnie the Pooh. But that's not how it is. Well, it should be like that. I help you all the time. I'm the hero. Don't go. I'll be back soon with another cartoon. Come back here, carpenter. Did you get your pants wet? Of course not. How strange. It froze again. Now it's boiling. I think there's a problem with the weather. Yes, we're going on a trip. Where are we going? We're going to make a complaint. With who? Mother Nature? It's amazing. I'm your biggest fan. I saw that you can't do anything without me. Wow, my friend, what a nice surprise. How are you, honey? Better than you. The world is a disaster, ma'am. Yes, I've had some problems with the staff lately. That explains everything. It's worse than I thought. I'm sorry, dear. Mother Nature, this job is too stressful. Let's quit. Well, that's a shame. What are you going to do? Well, almost all the factory is automated. I need some workers. We'll help you, Mother Nature. Who is it? Wally, don't hide. Hello, Mother Nature. I'm a big fan of your work. Especially in the ocean. Good job. Hey, would you give me your autograph? Anything for a fan. Look at me. Let's start with something simple. You're going to inflate clouds and put them in that hole. Remember that two clouds in the air are better than one in the box. You know what's funnier? This. Oh, no! The machine! I can't fix it. Forget it. Guys, how... Where is it? Where is it? Balls. I think we should start with something... ...a little... ...a little easier. Let's look for something that can be a unicellular organism. Just slide it down... ...and create beautiful domes that we'll hang wherever you want. Count on us. This gives me an idea. I'm a bat. I'm a unicorn. I have wings. I've been so stressed since I was an ice age. You know, Mother Nature, you need a vacation. Well, almost everything is automated, so as long as I don't touch anything, we'll be fine. Have a nice trip. Don't worry about a thing. This is our chance to shine, Wally. At least that crazy bird isn't here to ruin things for me in Guadalajara. I don't know how, but what the hell! Hey, no, it's this one! It's this one! Hello, giant. I love lying down on the beach, listening to the sounds of the ocean... ...and it's nice to be able to get away and finally relax. I'm sure the boys have everything under control. It's not a good sign. Maybe this button... This has to end! I'm starting to question my recent decision-making. I... I... I... I... I... I had never seen such devastation in just a few hours. Oh no, my last ant-stress ball! Well, boys, I think I finally found a way to help the cause. Yes, that's a commitment! Don't go! I'll be back soon with another cartoon! The mother of all problems Woody, is there a vase for this? I think there's one in the kitchen, but what is it for? Well, today is Mother's Day M-m-m-m-m-m-mother's day! No! Winnie knows my mom, she'll tell her my dirty secrets and she'll know I'm an idiot! I can't find the vase, you find it! Woody! Woody! Mom! Woody! Yes, mother? Please, no! You don't have to do that! Hey, that's enough! I'm an adult gardener bird! I brought your baby's beak! Mom, what are you doing here? I'm surprised you're here, Woody! You're always on vacation on Mother's Day! I hate that nickname! Zzzzzzzzzzzz Someone stayed on the couch instead of going to the gym... I'm just saying... What was that? You must be tired from your trip and you hear things No, no, no! A mother knows! You need a nap! Good night! Go to bed, Woody Who knows? Muppets or something like that I'm not surprised, I couldn't find a vase in your messy kitchen I think I have a vase upstairs! Go up there and stay up there! Good thing you're handsome This bed is useless, I'll sleep upstairs! Up there? No! Excuse me, excuse me Don't run on the stairs! I should have brought a vacuum cleaner Oh, that's great! That'll be perfect Sorry! Hello! My imagination! Woody is crazier than usual! Look at this place! You don't have to live like an animal, dear! But I'm an animal, Mom! We all are! Yes, but we're garden birds, not pigs! Hey! Some of my best friends are pigs! The floor is not a basket, Woody! I'll have to wash all these things! The laundry room! It's not here! Better! Woody? I'm coming, Mom! Not a pair of white socks and colorful shirts together! I thought you knew! I don't know where you get all that clothes from, Mom! I don't even wear clothes! Oh no! Mom, can you help me? There's a sock around here! And there's another one there! How didn't I see them? Uh-oh! Socks are on the move! And here we go! Well, I didn't find a vase, so I used this Woody? Why is there a woman in your laundry room? That's right! Winnie is my mom! Your mom? Is that what you said? It's so nice to finally meet you! These are for you! Oh, but it wasn't necessary! And I mean you had to do it! Yes! Mom, this is Winnie! Winnie, this is my mom! I couldn't find a vase in this mess, but... Oh, that's perfect! Oh, I gave this to Woody when he was still wetting the shell! The most messy kid in the world! Even after learning to go to the bathroom slower than the other kids, I must add... Never get off the seat! It's true! Woody! Stop! Why do moms always have a point? Don't go! I'll be back soon with another cartoon! Villos y Vampiros Transylvania Home of the vampire bloodthirsty Only one soul is as brave as to walk through the dark streets of this terrifying city Wally Van Walrus Vampire hunter I don't want to hunt vampires! They scare me! Stop acting like a baby! Well, where is the vampire? He lives in that creepy mansion on the hill Why does he always have to be scary? Because he's a vampire! Now go over there and don't ruin my story! I always have to deal with the big-mouthed storytellers! Condemnation Darkness Unique opportunity of shared time Hello, Mr. Vampire! I came to hunt you! The door is locked! Let me out! Don't come any closer, vampire! I have garlic bread! Vampires hate garlic! Back, little landlord! Back! But how is it possible? I have something else that stops vampires! A steak! Take this! And this! And this! Wait! This is my lunch! Not my things to hunt vampires! Hey! You drank my juice! What do you think you're doing? You can't hypnotize me! Oh! Where did he go? I can feel him! Where are you? Are you biting my neck? I don't feel anything! Vampire Landlord No! I don't feel a single bite! You can't see me! I'm immune to your bites! Wait! You can't steal me! I'm going to catch you! Very well, vampire! Get ready for some punches! This suit is a test for vampires! Look at me! I'm a knight in shining armor! I'm fine! I'm not fine. Just like Ivan Walrus, walking through the dark streets, trying to think of a way to defeat the vampire. But how? The answer was literally looking him in the face. Wait! Are you serious? Is this it? Seriously? Good! The tanning bed! The sun only stops the vampires! But there's no sun in a tanning bed! Just take that tanning bed with the vampire and give it to him! Doctor! Hello, vampire I've never seen before! You won a free tanning bed! It's guaranteed to make you look like a movie star! Hey, look! Look at me! I really have the color of celebrities! Burn, vampire, burn! What? You didn't burn? Sunscreen? You tricked me! Damn! I smell delicious! Wait, what's that look in your eyes? Isn't he cute? He's hypnotizing me with his adorable vampire eyes! I can't stop looking at him! Well, if you can't defeat him, join them! I'm fine!