Wendy *True Story Sunday*

Hey guys, welcome to true story Sunday Yesterday was really hot today's hot again, but yesterday I was hot all day and at the end of the day I thought I'm going to 7-eleven and I'm gonna get me a Gigantic pina colada slurpee. I asked my wife if she wanted one. She said no, but I could go for some ice cream So I figured I'll get her an ice cream bar Big ass five gallon bucket But when I went in it was pretty crowded and everybody was around the slurpee dispenser Well, I just went over by the ice cream. Honestly, there were some rough-looking guys and I was a little bit intimidated by their tank tops and tattoos So I just hung out by the ice cream thing and waited for them to get their slurpees Once they were done What's the scary guys left? I went over and Was waiting in line behind two more people one pretty heavyset guy who was there with his Probably it was probably his girlfriend But because the devil had spit on her face it looked like she could have also been his mom It looked like she's done so much math That even though they were probably the same age. She just looked pretty old So I'm waiting behind this person and She's there can you can't figure out what they want even though everyone knows that Pina Colada is the best don't waste your time Anything else with Pina Colada? If you walk into a 7-eleven and the Pina Colada slurpee is not frozen all the way You leave and you drive to the next 7-eleven and you hope that by the time you get there Or you hope that that's 7-eleven also has the same flavor So I'm standing behind this this This person this this crack addict I don't know what kind of drugs that she does I don't I'm not an expert in drugs, but she looked like Wendy from Breaking Bad. She had stormy eyes That flash at the sound of lies And she was in line in front of me for a Pina Colada slurpee, and you know how when you when you're finished Dispensing the slurpee a little bit. We'll hang out of the nozzle. It'll just sit there and hang well this woman saw some hanging Pina Colada and Swipe it off with her finger and licked it And I was horrified I sat there and I thought Should I say something? Will it do any good if I say something? Will I get stabbed by a used heroin needle if I say something? The weird thing is I didn't just leave the store Because I really wanted that Pina Colada slurpee. I sat there. I thought about it I thought about all the places her finger could have been before she touched that and licked it. I thought about How far away is it to the next 7-Eleven? Maybe I should just go there Maybe I'll just get it anyways and hope that I don't catch AIDS I really love my options here. Finally I decided that I'd go just to the next 7-Eleven Because I was just it just grossed me out so much And the next 7-Eleven is really close to a Walmart, so I got my wife So I got my wife Some better ice cream than the 7-Eleven would have provided her That's how I got my Pina Colada slurpee It was a happy ending It's a little sketchy down the middle This has been a True Story Sunday. Ride safe, travel far, do it soon.