Tricky English Opening Leads to Brutal Mate in 3 Outta Nowhere! Hippie Rob vs Red Rampage Ryan

What's your name? Ryan. Ryan, I'm Rob. Nice to meet you. Oh, you also have the sparkle. Great. Wow, way to make me feel old. I mean, that's alright. I only... I said two, so... I don't see any gray hair. Oh, get out of here. Alright, you ready? Yeah, that's all I ever do. Alright. Hi, Max. Hey, guy. Oh, you played the thing. Oh, you want to... Let's play the Magnus Fabiano line. How was your trip to Seattle? Oh, it was good. In volume of game, in volume of game, that's got to be true. I don't know anything past that, though. Let's probably defend my pawn, right? Don't worry about that pawn. Yeah, it seems right. Oh, it's a waste of time. Because, like, you take their King G4... Is it really? Yeah, I'm sure it is. Alright, well, find out tomorrow. It's already over. No! Already over? Oh, you know what? I think I remember now. Oh, it's F3. Wow, that's wild. I don't know. No, no, no, no, it's fine. You could say anything and I would buy it. That's good. Going deep. Going in the tank. Yeah. Now it's getting tough. Where are you, girl? I'm proud of how cheesy you are. You better take that, man. Thank you! Did you just get here? Yeah. Really? I don't want you taking that. I don't know. I don't want to do it. That was pretty good. Whoops! Big mistake. Went deep. What do you think? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally missed my Bishop mistake. I totally missed that. That was really bad of me. I was mad at you for missing it. My bottle's protected, too. He fell for it. I just don't know what it is yet. Oh, wow. Okay, sure. Yeah, that was very dumb of me. I shouldn't have done that. Alright, Carl's going to make me get up. I've been sitting for too long. This is good. How've you been? Good, man. I was, uh, on Thursday, playing against this girl. She said to me... Said what? She was playing somebody. Uh-huh. She said, Okay, who's going to obliterate me here? And I was like, This guy will. Oh, it's my turn. Are you going to get this guy here? I'm like, no. This guy. Well, I don't know. I don't want that, like, rep. I like going because there's not many places to play in my career like Chelsea. Of course. I won't tell people. But I mean, yeah. You're always up on games. Of course. And I feel like I'm in a good mood. I'm not going to like... I don't have things going on in my life right now. This is good. You ready? Ready? Alright. You don't have to... You guys aren't playing bullet. Calm down. This is the matchup people wanted to see. I'm calm. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. I just gotta survive for a little bit. I just gotta survive. Yeah. Yeah, you're screwed. Bruh. That's really harsh. All I said was yeah. All of the subliminal messaging after that. I definitely feel subliminally messaged right now. There's good and there's not good. It's very mean. Making me defend my stuff. Quit it. That's a thing. Use my lead in development I suppose. Now what? That's nasty. Still up here. I can't let you do that. That's for sure. My knight looked awfully ugly though. I know. Why am I such a loon when I play a person? A person? I just can't play like, you know, I can't just have good posture and move pieces properly. I have to like lean to the side when I move my rook one square. Yeah. It's completely silly. Let's see. Trying to recall the theory. Meanwhile, I've just got a bunch of playing symbols around. I wouldn't say I'm recalling theory, but it's definitely... Is that it? Really? I feel like I should be definitely nervous. Can I take the bet? That was my question. Alright, I'm gonna... That's the test. Oh god. What is going on here? Are you playing? Yeah. I don't know. I'm just trying to use my developments. I'm very nervous about this. Hey. This is smart. Get shit done. We didn't see that. We know, bud. You got a gun? No. Oh, one? No. I... What is... What is this? I... Can I just take it? You can just take it. You don't need to be nervous. I'm nervous. Is it like good? Is it very strong? I just want to use my activity. Use that activity. Use it. Bop it. Lock it. Twist it. It's one point. Alright. Cannot deny it. He's still my beating partner. Well, don't be too strong. Ooh. Oh, I see. Do I see? Oh. Good game. Very solid, bro. Nice to meet you, Rob. Yeah, thank you.