Picking Up Girls W/ Measuring Tape? (Motovlog #4)

What is going on guys Look at this view. Oh My goodness, it's so beautiful today. We're just gonna be riding around. Oh, who is this sexy beast? Oh It's so sad. She needs a wash. She's dirty, but let's get right into it First off. I want to say thank you for everyone coming over from tick-tock to my youtube channel Wasting your time seeing my goofy self act like a clown. Hey, hey, hey Who lines I Never thought that I would already be close to 3k and I just barely made my youtube channel You guys are the real M BP Such a nice day out today All right. Most of you guys probably want to know How my setup is I don't know if you can see that. I got a Rurak helmet GoPro 8 black I Need to figure out what to do with this wire and the adapter And yeah, that's my setup Hi Yeah, let's go You got it you got it just grab it just grab I'm like six feet away from your beautiful face. Maybe six and a half. Have a good day Where's all the birdies at I only saw those two birds today Classes in session. Oh, oh, hey. Hey, hey you stop Oh, I didn't see that's beautiful Yes, that's right, let's go you don't say a word friendly people go out here High-five squad High-five High-five high-five. Yes. You are the best Suspect acquired Excuse me. Can you guys do me a huge favor? Can you just like grab this just real quick and just like walk back like where you were? Yeah, just yeah Yeah right there. Okay. I'm seven feet four inches away from your beautiful face Have a good day High-five high-five. No, no, no, don't leave me. Oh my heart is yes. My heart is complete. Thank you So good, it's such a beautiful day out Just amazing and I'm about to get hit Kids don't do that at home right behind the bus that was not smart on my part Grab it grab it I'm four feet away from your beautiful face. I mean, it's not accurate because you didn't grab it But I still put a smile on your face Yes, that's all that matters. Have a wonderful day That's all we got to do guys smile on people's faces make my day. You don't smile. I Get sad It's right With no hands. See I love my bike because as a quick up and down shifter So if I need a downshift, I just press down press down and it automatically does it. Okay, there's a red light. I gotta stop That is so sick. I love my bike so much Look at the dash like oh my gosh so much so many things to do with this Like oh my gosh Creep up a little bit Green I am a wizard See this was wrong with Californians, what are you doing in the middle of the road? People need to learn how to drive I have the right-of-way you're still backing up. It's okay We're spreading the vibes We got to go in on my bike. It's only right Yes lines moving up lightning speed So my plan was to pay for the car behind me But no one's behind me So, can I pay for the the car in front of me We're spreading love out here, it's okay It's okay Yeah, I'm paying for hers and mine Sweet oh, no, I hope it's not like $500 There's one oh there's two oh do you have a kid That's okay the kids gonna drink a frappuccino he's too young look I see this car seat right there Let's go. We're spreading love one step at a time No, now there's a car behind me it's okay. I'll pay for the kid and the two couple right here He needs energy. We need more kids out here doing moto vlogs to push out content I wonder if he could see me. Hi. I don't know if there's a kid in there or not So they might just be looking at a biker waving to them. Oh, well Have I told you guys it's a beautiful day already clouds cool weather Starbucks You're welcome, and I missed him giving this drink to him. I missed him giving the drinks to him. Oh, well Ah, you can see me Not anymore Yes, I Have no idea how I'm gonna do this, but I'm gonna do it I Got this I don't got this We'll just walk all the way up I'm gonna drink this real quick, and then I'll pick you guys back up update We're only that much in All right, oh That was bad. I think he was trying to tell me something. I don't know what he said Fuck this shit. I'm out I'm gonna tell you what I was drinking this It was a fat rat like this big All right boss have a good one Hopefully there's no more rats today That was great that Loki had a spot I need to start drinking Starbucks more I think I got just a little bit of energy in me, but let's go. Let's go. Let's go No, I'm in neutral I can't go anywhere again Shift I can ride my bike with no handlebars. I need it. Yeah first gear go Another biker watch this watch this got him Like what kind of sign was that though he put his hand up like it was to put it to the side like this I'm gonna take off my glove real quick You stupid Trying to go oh my god I was trying to get out the hole dump it and go and yeah, you just saw what happened Happens to the best of us If a pregnant woman, right Is in a pool a swimming pool, but you know swim Does that consider herself to be a human submarine I need to know what you guys think Hi birdie see this light I can walk Hi really you're just shaking your head Help you out. Come on It's a bird no get out the road Not really, but Alright guys, we're ending off where we started off There's a tractor right in front of me. It's alright Make sure to LIKE subscribe comment share this video if you loved it Tell the people at home aunts aunties grandmas sons brothers daughters cousins aunt Jemima's Tacos you name it you like it you share it. I'm out guys later