The Kardashians: You're a Witch and I Hate You - Season 4 : Best Moments | Pop Culture

Season four, we're back. Season four? F*** yeah. The world better watch out. Okay. We are ready for you. Are you ready for us? Hell yes. Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact Kylie is on this trip? Family time is my favorite time. F*** yeah. Going to Cabo! Last season was really hard. Three days earlier for the trip, Kim and I have this heated phone call. I have to go back to Milan to a dinner to launch my campaign that I shot. I would love you to come with me. I mean, I know that's not what you want to do. I'm a little dull-shade out, so I probably won't come. I'm always supporting you of, like, what you're doing. I see both sides. I think things, so you're getting riled up. I think things, so I'm getting riled up. It's not that original. Everyone does 90s. You complained from the second you got there till the second you left. I want you to dig deep and figure out why you hate me so much. I was so happy for you. I don't need you guys anymore. All of your friends coming to us on the side, saying the opposite to us. We're on a group chat that's actually labeled Not Courtney. Know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us. You just, we all are concerned. We all think that you're just really not happy. Your kids have even come to me with problems that they have. It's like you're just a f***ing witch, and I f***ing hate you. I think people are going to be surprised to see the two of you together. We're like, uh, crickets? It's just, there's so many thoughts that come up after watching all of the edits. Beer? I've never had a regular beer. What? I've had a beer only in Jamaica. Loved it. Never had a Corona. I guess an American beer. I don't know, is Corona American? I have no idea. Oh, right? Yeah. Beer is the best thing ever. I don't think I would like it. Oh, it's kind of sweet. Yeah, I thought a beer was so different. You guys, are you okay? No. You've never had a beer? How's your Spanish? Como esta? You know? I, el gusto es mio. Mucho gusto. Cilantro. Margarita. Is there whale season? Yeah. Oh, you see them? We might see them? For sure. Okay. I'm really freaking out. The whales didn't check you? Past the wake, and they were jumping last time I was here. Chloe has a fear of whales. I can't quite figure out where Chloe got this fear of whales. I do have been somewhere in her childhood that I went really, really wrong somehow. I'm so sorry, Chloe. Why do they come to the shore? That is way too close for my comfort. Ah! I saw it! Did you see it? It's coming! Right there! In the ... are the chances. Off the coast of California, you didn't hear about the couple that got swallowed up by the ... whale and then spit back out because it was an accident? Daughter bullies me. She draws me photos of whales just to ... with me, and she thinks it's so funny. Everyone turns into a ... asshole at some point. I think I'm going to have another martini. ... at mom's. I'm going in. I am not back together with Tristan. Hate to break it to everybody. Chloe is so sensitive. Have you guys seen this cute couple? And she's like, well, don't think Tristan and I are a couple. We don't this. We don't that. Forks. Oh, don't even think that I would lift a fork for Tristan. No one thinks you're together. Relax. We need a bikini pic tomorrow. Tell us you're single without telling us you're single. Who needs a boyfriend when you have six and a half? Just sit at home. But whatever. I don't chase. I attract. I don't know. I hate this conversation. I just did therapy this morning, Danielle. I don't feel like I need it again. Tits and ass. Oh, I hate that word. Say the T word one more time. Tits. I'll say boobs. I hate breasts. You're right. You're better than that. It's definitely more of a millennial thing. You're a Gen Z, bitch. Titties. Titties. Because you have little boobies. I know. She's got the tits and I've got the boobies. Don't you remember when Julia Roberts said breasts in that movie? You're a baby boob. I'm a millennial and so is Kendall and Kylie. Last year of the millennial and I'm the first year. I thought for sure I was in Kourtney's bracket. If anybody wants to get me anything for Valentine's Day, I have a little idea. This cart? No. Oh. Krispy Kremes. Mom. Aren't you guys all in the mood for Krispy Kremes? Careful of my nose. It's got a lot of money on it. I do wish Kourt was here with us. She is in Palm Springs with her hubby. I'm sure she's having a great time, but I don't think she realizes how much fun she would be having with me. I feel like I have to fill every available hour. That's a great intention. Say no to more things, slow down, more present, but I do have to get all these trips out of the way. Peace. That's it. Peace. To just get off the hamster wheel a little bit and enjoy life because it's short. I used to say yes to everything. This is the year that I'm shedding, and I'm going to be upgrading, but my year won't start until 2024. Thirties has been agony. Like, what the ****? I've had some incredible moments in my thirties. Two beautiful kids. I have great, great moments. I'm not— This has nothing to do with that. Besides that, though, every other day is **** torture. Oh my God, we're living. La Vida Loca. The Kardashians and the Jenners. This is the guacamole challenge, ladies and gentlemen. Who of your sisters is the best cook? Kylie and Khloe. Me and Kylie. Where do you fall? Probably last. Probably right under that cucumber that Kendall can't cut. Because I can't cut a cucumber. It was sliced. It was cut. Ten minutes, guys. Clock starts now. So hard. Don't you hate when people make it look so easy? It's so easy. It's the easiest thing I've ever done in my life. I think Kim is the most competitive. I am competitive. I'm like— I mean, who doesn't like to win? Would I be lying and saying I'd love to be a loser? Like, who says that? Kimberly, cheater. I don't play dirty. To have me make her cupcakes and frost to tell her boyfriends that she made them all, so— Khloe, you know I worked really hard on these. What the f— No, put it down! That's disgusting, guys. That's disgusting. Yours is disgusting. I would like to present ours first. Presentation, everything. These are homemade tortillas. Who made the tortillas? She wrote average. I hope you're gonna write, it tastes like shit. Ours is called— Bland. The classic— Kris, disrespect mom like that. Way to kiss mom. Do love both presentations equally traditional and— We weren't given the same bowl. You're supposed to yell at the judges. Oh, she's not. What the f— I'm happy if you guys win. Aw. Yeah. I'm not happy if you win. Kendall and Kylie. It's Kendall and Kylie. It's just my mom not being able to pick a side. It was a blind taste test. We would have absolutely won. Kory is still eating our guacamole, and the competition's over. Salud! Abajo, a la la, a da da, el entro. No, I'm not. Please. What is it? We want to take a couple of thirst trap photos. Just why not? They are our years. I'm 25, you're like 30. Rude. What? I'm 27. You're basically 30. You can call me 32. But you'll be 40 by that time. Literally 22 months older than you. I would definitely burn myself. I'm so excited to watch the next episode of Yellowstone. I know. Asked you to be on Yellowstone, and you said no? Correct, because I told him to say no. I have to have a romantic relationship. They said they wanted you to star and kiss with Kevin Costner. I'm sure you would take it. Oh, that's hard, yes. On the saddle. Now you know your next role play for Kevin Costner. Or Viconia. What's Viconia? Viconia with you. What's Viconia with you? Did you take a week on me? I'm still here. I'm right here. Peek-a-boo. I just need a little touch-up. What just happened? Kory and Kendall are chatting. Oh, shit. I forgot. No, they haven't talked since Palm Springs. Exactly. Of keeping up with the Kardashians. That's right. I don't like deep open water. I don't like dark water. When it comes to water, I will be the bougiest you've ever met. The eye of the whale. It's like, oh my god. A blue whale's heart is as big as a baby yellow school bus. That's weird. It's not for me.