Took My Ninja H2 to Cars & Coffee in Malibu

We got Nigel in the cut. We got Jameson in the cut. We got Gigi in the cut. You heard? Oh, whoa. I'm automatically connected. I'm kicking off. Automatically connected to the group chat, the group text, group text, group talk. Oh my gosh, I'm a mess. We're going to go to Malibu Cars and Coffee, and then we're going to meet up with some of Nigel's friends, and then we're going to just ride around, record, make some content for you guys. You know what I'm saying? Let's hop on. Let's start it up. Let's start our journey, boys. Ready? Ready? He's not ready, but it is 925, and it is already 70 degrees. I had to take off my sweater because I'm legit starting to sweat right now. Beautiful day. It's a little windy, but we'll get over it. Oh, snap. Pepperdine's over here. Isn't this stuff from Victoria's? Those Pepperdine girls that they always be talking about or something like that? Oh, that's a cop. All right. Hopefully, he don't pull us over. She's so loud. I have to keep her low RPM. I don't want to be unnoticeable looking back. Okay, he's not behind us. All right. Why are we slowing down, guys? That's one lane. There should be no reason for us to stop. Californian people don't know how to drive. I'm sorry. Someone has to ... They need to take another driving course. Bro, look how slow we're going. We're going 40 miles an hour on a single canyon road. There's no light. Oh, there is, but that's way up there. So beautiful, though. Look at the mountains. Then you guys get to see the tunnels that we go through. So you get the night. You get the best of both worlds like Hannah Montana. What? The night and the day. I'm down here. Give them the little gotcha sign. I always do that to bikers. I'm going to be tweaking right now. It's either my cheek pads got pressed in or my nose just grew because it's touching the front of the helmet. I don't know what it is. I hope my nose didn't grow. I don't want to be like Pinocchio. I don't lie. The only thing I do is lie in bed. Bonsai trees. You think Mr. Miyagi's there? No one's there. That color. Pretty color. Hey, I'm getting them all. I got them all. Let's go. All right, guys. I have something serious to talk about. So a singular goose is called goose and then multiple goose is called geese, right? So why is it that is not one moose, right? You see a moose. Why aren't multiple moose meese? Look at that flock of meese or the herd of meese. I mean, meese can't fly, but you get my gist. Just something that's been on my mind for a thick minute. You know what I'm saying? We got more. I at least got six people with it. So there's two spots over here. I guess the cars of coffee. There's an address that they say where it's at. But when I went, it was like down the street a little more. But what I'm going to do is follow these bikes or follow these cars. Okay, I hear you boys. The cross plane. These tunnels are so sick. And then you come out to just the scenery. Like green. Like Gigi's. Well, she's not really green green. That's the these are the only green things on her. You're going max throttle, right? Max throttle and there's a ramp. Pull your parachute. The bike has a parachute so it won't get too damaged. That'd be sick. Then you and your bike are literally fine. I don't know if I talked about this yet, but riding the H2 and then riding the R1 like, you know, I felt comfortable in the R1. Don't get me wrong. But after riding this thing and I jumped on the R1, the R1 felt like a complete toy. It was like, it blew my mind. My confidence, my riding confidence shot up. And I noticed that the R1s sit really high. And then obviously this bike gets more hot than my R1. I could feel her. These ones I can't really squid in. I have to wear long socks. If not my ankles will be burnt. What up boys? What up boys? And they got a whole flock of them. A whole flock of them. Look at there's the ocean. Look at that. Oh my God. The views. It's a McLaren. My dream car. It's so beautiful. Like if you can get some money, come, come visit Cali. If you don't live in Cali, it's so beautiful weather. It gets a little bipolar sometimes. I'm not going to lie, but for the most part, it's beautiful weather. I got him too. And it's definitely an experience. I'm super blessed to be out here and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. They just got to drop their prices on stuff. Inflation is real out here. Let me talk about gas. Gas $6 and 30 cents for 91. Yeah, bro. That's all I'm going to say. I'm done with that topic. My car gets more gas mileage. My car gets better gas mileage than both of my bikes. That says something. Where is she going? Is she going to go to the coast? Hello. Oh my goodness. Hold on. I'm going to get that view for you guys right now. Oh, she's going right there. Oh, she went to church. I respect it. Oh my goodness. Why even that grass looks like, what's the word I'm looking for when something is like super nice. Like, like, you know, those videos, they cut like the sand and it's super, super, why can't I think of the word? Pleasing? Pleasure to your eye? I don't know, but yeah. Oh, I need fuel. Great. Well, there goes that. GT3 RS is so clean. And this light. Oh my gosh. Look at that. So beautiful. We're sending it boys. Guys, if you don't top off your friends, like I'm doing to Nigel right now, what kind of friends do you have? I'm topping you off. Yep. Yep. Yep. $17. I still owe you. I owe you $8. $8 sucky sucky. Huh? Oh, oh, okay. Pose. Photoshoot. Pose. Photoshoot. Pose. It's got a body about a week ago. A week ago. I'm going to send it. We're tweaking, huh? Took everybody catching bullet holes. You got me on my booty. Oh, got to go dumb on them. I just thought about that. Hey, I'm getting down with it. You're dancing again. Oh, I caught the gas. You got me on my booty. Oh, no, no. Don't touch me. This is no, no square. I wonder how many cars are over here. We are about to find out unless everyone left. Let's go right through. I didn't really see too many cars out here. Oh yeah. There's a couple. That's sick. Imagine that like a little go-kart. Go ahead, bro. You could still make that. Why did you stop? Hey, yo, someone brought a whole fire truck out here. Oh, that Aston Martin. So beautiful. Hyper Mozart. No, I'm just kidding. Porsche. This is so sick. A lot more exotic cars here. Wow. Pretty. Last time it was so packed, cars couldn't even get in and out. Oh, wait, are we early? Hey, yo, let's park right here. Oh, McLaren. I love it. We'll just park right here. Oh, I'm not a neutral, bro. I swear it's so impossible to find neutral. Oh my, you know what? Fuck this. I'm backing it up. Yeah, this is a mess. Everyone's just trying to fit in. Don't be that guy, Jameson. Don't be that guy. Park in our parking spot. Oh, he is being that guy. Swear it. At least no one. Well, at least I don't know. No one's going to hit my bike, but this is insane. Dude, those McLarens. It's my dream car. So beautiful. I don't care what model. Those McLarens are beautiful. Maybe one day I'll get in there at the Aston. So sick. Isn't really too crazy over here, but it's nice. You see like a lot of nicer cars. This is a vibe I don't like. I don't like too many people in one place. I don't know. I just get like upset. I want to get upset, but like, you know, I start swinging on some people. Oh my. Oh my. Hey, yo, this guy got the Tesla boat thingy on his roof rack. Get out of my vlog, bro. M3. I just heard a car get bagged right now. It's a ETR. Oh, that's pretty. This color. I want to wrap the R1. That color looks so sick. I don't know. I don't know what I don't. I don't want that red, white, and blue theme though. Dude, this is nice. I got to stand right here and they all come to me. I like that. Come on, guys. Single file line. That's the rebel right there. They get out of line and they just start walking around. Oh, I see that Rari in the back. I got the Rari in the back. See, I think we're early. That's what it is. We're early. We're really early. And I forgot to take my key out of the bike. So let's go do that because yeah, I forgot. Can I get a hug? Yes. How are you? How are you guys? Bring it in. Bring it in. How are you guys? How are you? Hello. I'm doing well. Just another day, man. Well, I won't make this awkward, so I'll just leave. Oh, yeah, I guess we're early. All the cars are still pulling up right now, but I'll pick up the camera when we, uh, not we, but more cars come. We got the whole setup over here. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. Jameson took up a whole parking spot to himself. My exhaust is new. Did you know that? Oh, my. Damn, that turbo. Oh, yeah. You want to hear another turbo? You want to hear another turbo? Damn. There you go. Look at how she shines. I don't want to get too close, but look how she shines in the sun. So beautiful. We got a whole bunch of cars over here. Kingston. Vin Diesel. Family. Vin Diesel's here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Family. Hey, Vin Diesel got a lot darker. Excuse me, problem. I mean, officer. Do you guys have a junior sticker that I could have? Ten years ago. Come on. I can't take it back for my kid. Huh? No, I wanted to get a sticker. Yeah, a junior sticker. No, they're being mean. They said 10 years ago for you, maybe. Yeah, right. Hey, did you get a new exhaust? Did you get a new exhaust? I can't get my phone on the phone. They're saving a spot for the GT2. They got a little scared. All right, boy. It's a Ferrari. How many necks? Hey, how many necks can I snap, boys? Are you ready? How many necks can I snap? I'm about to rev it. That thing sounds nasty. Oh, my gosh. Ready? Jameson just said in his car. We're on the car right now. He said I should two-step it. Successful first try at Cars and Coffee. Pulled up. All the cars just started rolling in, so that's pretty sick. We're going to meet up with Nigel's boy. So, gearing up. I'm all ready. Spaghetti. No hessy. Dominic Toretto and Letty. Oh, I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I got to stop. It's getting too hot out here.