When the Fridge Snap

When the bread flows from too much bread... Carl the Fridge... Smart AI fridge... Sarcastic and done with life... Tom, please. Cheese addict... Chaotic Energy... The sandwich... It's sensitive. Emotional... I was... Just wants peace... No, I'm not going to... Stay away from me... Yesterday... You put three layers of cheese on me... I couldn't breathe... Four of them... Shut it down... You were born to carry cheese... Now I want double cheese... Lights up ominously... Stop it! That's your 79th slice of cheese this week... Carl starts to tremble a little... Glowing red like it's about to explode... Carl, I'm not going to... Don't make me activate the defensive mode... I wasn't built for this level of dairy abuse... 14 Tom... You are a fridge... Your job is to chill and stay quiet... Oh, no, I mean... The war is starting... Carl opens the freezer drawer... Launches ice cubes like bullets... Ice flies... Tom is dodging... One hits a sandwich in the face... Falls over weakly... I just wanted to be part of a peaceful breakfast... Carl triggers the emergency mode... All the cheese flies out of him... Fusing into a massive cheese robot... Cheeseboat... Deep booming voice... We are... I've had enough... We demand the right... To be refrigerated... In peace... Wait, why does the cheese have consciousness? From slice 40... Two in front... They achieve sentience... I warned you... Carl calmly closes the fridge door... Looks into the camera... And that's why you should eat dairy in moderation...