Great monologue for kids to perform

I'm Chloe, and I'll be doing Tooth Fairy Sanitizer. The other day, I lost a tooth. And my mom told me to put it under my pillow so in the middle of the night the Tooth Fairy could come and take my tooth and replace it with some cash. Okay, I have some questions and concerns here. One, what does this little tooth freak do with all these teeth? According to my calculations, a child loses a tooth every .08 seconds and in different parts of the world. Which brings me to number two. How does this little tooth freak get from place to place? I mean, I get how Santa does it, but at least he has a route. And number three, if this Tooth Fairy is touching other people's teeth all night, what about the germs? I mean, some of these kids are obviously losing their teeth because they don't take good care of them. So, eww! Next time I lose a tooth, I'm going to put some antibacterial hand sanitizer under my pillow. Thank you.