We Mastered Ballet! Becoming Ballerinas! (Spandex)

Oh my god! Oh hey, didn't see you there. Today we're doing some ballet. We're gonna just start with some warm-up at the bar. Yay! I love that spot. We can all spread out a little bit. And we're gonna just go forward. We're gonna go into what's called a demi-plie. You're gonna take your head a little bit closer. Now let's take a backbend here. So we're gonna bring the arm down. Very good. And come back up. And come back to center. You may want to use the lower bar. Turn to face the foot. Have you seen my kicks on Instagram? I have, they're lovely. Thank you! We're going to go to the back. So I think maybe we could get some of the class started now that we've stretched you out. This wasn't the class! I am teacher's pet, right? Definitely my favorite. Where is y'all's penis? I'm one of the lucky ones who has a small wiener. A grand plie is basically a big, fancy French squat. Resist the heels coming off the floor. One. Two. Good. Three. I should say plie. We're gonna do four more. And back up. Good. Two more times. And back. So go ahead, exactly right there. Right here. Call me down in the apartment, baby. I'm gonna be fine. I was made for this. And we come back up. And we go backwards. Ease. This is the least disciplined twin class ever. Let's try it one more time. Let's go! Don't think, just dance. Yeah! Good! Hold that pole. These are dancer legs. Why are you shivering? Definitely wasn't trained as a kid. Didn't do ten years of this. Wasn't made fun of being sausage casing in my leotard. It was fine. I fit it perfectly. I didn't overflow. My boobies weren't concave. It was all good. My nipples were never hard. They never cut through my leotard. Never. Sorry, I blacked out. What's up? What are we doing? That was a really good monologue. Thank you. Oh! Yeah! I look like an advertiser for Lion King on Blockbuster. Matt! The one with the bow? He seems loyal. Keep going. Just keep going. Keep going. Spot in front. Spot in front. Spot in front. Keep looking in front. It's not. Lift. Good. Yay! Is this what ballet is? Not really. My issue is balance. My issue is self-esteem. My issue is confidence. My issue is rhythm. Ballet is not for me. Oh, hi. I was made for this. Just a little breath. Who is she? You want to guess who that is? Matt. I don't wear makeup. You have a little blush on your cheek, look. That's rosacea. Guys, today would not have been possible without our teacher, Michael. Give it up for Michael. Thank you, Michael. All right. Matt, what did you learn today? The troncte. The perrier. That's the water. Perrier's water. And the ripped asshole leg. The asshole leg? Look at that. Look at my butt. Look at that. That's a cute little rub. Hey. Yes. You got it.