Being Home Alone! | Parody

Hi guys, what up? It's your girl Liza. Coming at ya. Welcome back to my YouTube channel. Now even though I have a lot of friends... Even though I have some friends... HA HA! Okay, even though I've seen people before... I spend a lot of time alone. AH! HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, honey. Definitely not with these voices in your head. Yeah, you crazy... BISCUIT! Okay guys, I just wanna be alone. Calm down, we see the title of your video. Yeah, we know you're just trying to set it up. Okay great, then can you get out? Biscuits are good, man. All right Yeah, when you're home alone and feel like someone's staring at you but no worries, you know, it's just you When you're home alone and you can drink straight out of the carton when you're home alone and you can pee with the door open Home alone cook a delicious meal for one How about we make some cereal instead Give yourself a new haircut Seeing a spider and trying to kill it using anything you can find around the house Maybe try making popcorn Learn how to grind on me Oh Home alone shove all your blankets in between your legs so it feels like you're cuddling someone Home alone, how about you do your laundry? Home alone not going out you wild girl. Give yourself a makeover read a book Play with yourself Dye your hair a different color Home alone stuff your shirt and imagine yourself being pregnant and an amazing mom Plant a flower. Yep. That's how it's done. Eat some ice cream. Oh So that's all I have for you guys today. Thank you so much for watching. Oh, why was the video so short? I know this video was short, but so are babies and do you have anything against babies? You racist. But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed this short video And if you did, please make sure to give it a big thumbs up being alone sucks Sometimes especially when you're on the toilet, I'll see you guys next Wednesday with Liza little brown girl is Why you watch the bloopers My security deposit just left my pocket there is something in my eye and it is not a sparkle I can't seem to find my other baby Yes This is not okay. No, that's not okay. Hold on the mama honey. We're going home You go film the bit and I come back later and lick you down