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They don't serve pizza at Burger King. They don't serve burger at Burger King. I don't speak Chinese. That's because you're not listening. Bye New! Cut it. Cut. Almost. Are you going to say action or not? I do. Alright, here we go. And action. Three months and not so much as a phone call. Oh my god, that made me so nervous, I slapped you so hard. Oh, come on! Oh my god! I slapped for nothing! Jackie, I'm so sorry, that really hurt me. No! You should continue filming! I know! Now I've got another one! I know! James. Stop. As an airplane, okay? Don't waste my English. That's right. It sounds okay. You have to say cut! You just keep looking. Put the bag in the bag. No, no, no, no, no. I gotta do it again. Huh? Is this a bunch of crap? Okay. You think I speak very good English, huh? Is this a bunch of crap? Must be terrible because everybody is smiling. Okay. Only storage back here! Where did you get this? It was here. A hundred years ago. My grandfather opened this shop. Upside down dialogue is okay. No. What's wrong about a hundred years ago? I opened the shop a hundred years ago. We're all the same. No, yeah, see? Somebody like it. Let's do it again. Let's go. Let's move. Promise. You must perform. Hello. Jackie. Thank you. Hi, Owen. Hello, how are you? Okay. And I'm now Royal Pink. Who are you? All those things that I said. I was right there. Chris. What? What are you doing? But I'll follow you. Okay. Wherever you're gonna go. Let's do what we came here to do. Let's just go. Let's go. He was part of your resume of a... What? Resume. He's one of your bandits. He's one for you. He was part of your resume of a dentist. Bandit. Dentist? Let's do what we came here to do. I couldn't hold it any longer. Jesus. It's my fault. Action. Power. One more. Man never came. My father take over shop. Waited too long time. Not me. That's a northern temple style bo staff. Same kind that 13 monks use to save the Tang emperor. I've seen it before. That exact one. You know why? Because I've had dreams about it. It doesn't matter. That's your dialogue. That's my dialogue. I dare. I cannot hear. Come on. What about Snake? He's not here yet. Is he not here? Yeah. What about Ken? Yeah, Ken is... Pete? Pete is just right beside you. Action. I said I don't want trouble. Almost forgot my dialogue. Damn it, John. I think she's the one. I know it's crazy we just met. But she's the one. No, Roy. She's my babysitter. Your babies? What? Baby what? Babysister. Baby? Babysister? Not babysitter. Babysister. Wow. Shit. Man never came. My brother took over the job. This nut is killing your street women? Who did that? Jackie Chan. Me? That's right. That was the best take. I'm sorry. What are you doing? I'm just going to go in and get some more drink. I'll be right back. I can go away. I'm sorry. What happened? The bird hit the water. He didn't toothbrush this morning. Are we cutting? No. Cut. What's in your head flies out of your mouth. What's in your head flies in your mouth. What's in your mouth? Okay. Cut. Watson. Phone. Watson. There's so many things going on. It was here. When my grandfather opened this shop. A hundred years ago. He waited for a man to come pick it up. Return. To bring it back. To. The boy used Vata. Be a good horsey. For the new shark. Ouch. Oh. That hurts. Tell me something about the... Seng. Who's Seng? Seng. Why you ask some dialogue? Why you ask something I don't know? Who cares? This is called block. Tomorrow I teach you black. Blackjack. You know blackjack? Blackjack. Yeah. Doubling. The whole movie. I want ice cream. That's bad acting. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's bad acting. Watch out. Creepy. Horny. Crazy. Angry. You know nothing. No wonder you don't have a boyfriend. What's this princess like? Where are you going? Oh, this is a joke? No wonder. This is why you don't have a boyfriend. Death. Dog. You see these people? Like this. Cut. Hey, hey. He didn't hear his reaction. You know, what kind of dog? You know, those kind of dog? Oh, a pug. A pug. Priceless piece of Chinese culture. Priceless pieces. Priceless. Priceless pieces of Chinese culture. This is called a strike. Tomorrow teacher block. Let's go. Soft, soft. What are you doing? That's my dialogue. Right. One more. What about now? Hey. This is the history of my country. Priceless pieces of Chinese New Year. My real name is Delilah. Delilah? Don't shake. Your smile doesn't matter. Don't shake your shoulder. I won't shake it. Okay, one more time. And your name is Dublin? Keep smiling. First of all. Cut. Can you get it? Yes. Why didn't you tell me about this man? I told you already. No, you didn't. What did you say? I did. What? I did this. What do this mean? That means you go this way. That means I go this way. You go this way. Speak English. What do you say? My real name is Delilah. Delilah? See? Good. That was pretty good. That's the right answer. How good is your Kung Fu? Ah. Who he speak doesn't know. Who... Ah. He who speak doesn't know. Who he knows. How he... Who he... What kind of dialogue? That's Bono. Take us to the lab. I'm going to the lab. Hurry up. Hurry up. No. BMW X5. 300 horsepower. 27 miles to the gallon. What are you doing? You doing a commercial? BMW. Bring me... They won't give you. They won't give to you. Oh. Action. From L.A. we invented games. Give me that badge. No. You're a civilian. Give me that badge. No. What are you doing? I got to take the badge. No. I have one dialogue. You do? Yes. I messed up. I'm sorry. He won't give me the badge. I was like, why he won't give me this badge? That's Bono. His own smile. Happy partner over here. He's like... Two. Three. Wake me in an hour, man. Then I'll take over from there. Carter. I have something I have to tell you. Someone's phone. Answer the phone first. Answer the phone. Keep rolling. Answer the phone. Whose phone is that? I'm going to get it. Cut. You know, right now, nobody says, that's my phone. Nobody. Even the phone right there, they never go there. What happened? You started laughing. Don't laugh. I knew I heard feet. I heard feet. A frog? A frog. A frog? Frog. Don't stop, please. We'll never finish tonight. I am not starting. If you start, I start. It started and that's it. Okay. Cheers. In some parts, in some parts, I'm known as the pup. Again? Oh my god. You do it on purpose. Try it again, Claire. A little bit harder. The type of a friend you never introduce to your other friend or bring him to your family. He's... Look at his eyes. Brown, full of shit. Always... Just bullshit all the time. All the evidence disappeared. Ken resigned. And the evidence was never secure. All the... All the evidence. All the ev... All the evidence disappeared. All the... Can we find a double? A frog? Okay. A frog? A frog. Frog. Action. Look at his face. A frog? Action. Some scary-looking guy on a white horse. The Jade World has sent a bounty hunter. We are doomed. Cut it. What's that bird? What kind of bird? Back to one. Back to one, go. All the... All the evidence... All the evidence disappeared. All the ev... All the evidence... A frog? Frog. Okay. I can't see frog. Can we just go from him seeing frog? Ready, and... Action. Look at... Look at her ugly face. Every time I use it. Every time I... She's just like this. Thank you so much. Pleasure. So good. Pleasure. Oh, I love you. All the evidence disappeared. I killed myself. What happened? Why are you so happy? My father already died. Action. Can we please just cut for a second? Quiet. We're frogging over here. All right. We're out of state. You missed. Okay, major. Good job. Great job. So you want to tell me how in the world they get into the U.S. meant to use the princesses... Do you speak English? Jimmy, what do you say? Cut. You want to tell us how in the world they get into the U.S. meant to use the princesses... One more time. I hate this. Jimmy. Hey, I'm acting. John Wayne, movie star. Good work. Good work? You can do your own stunts? What? Do my own stunts? I'm okay. Did I say it right? You just said you had the sexist nightmare to tell their mothers that you want some milk. This is the craziest movie ever. I got to learn Cantonese. He got to learn American. I'm talking to you. Turn around. Ask me if I give a shit. Some scary looking guy on a white... Victor Wong will see to it. Give it to me. What are you doing? What are you trying to do? Captain, I don't have nothing to do with this. All I did was got a car and I was backing Lee up. Tell him, partner. I need to see... You don't understand what I'm saying? I understand what you're saying. Okay, see? You go. I got this. Sure? Yeah. Wrong hand. No. Yeah. This one? Yes. That man's so crooked, he could eat nails. Maybe he just wanted to fill up his gas tanks for free. I can't blame him. That man's so crooked, he could eat nails. Oh, look at you, Jackie. Now my... Now you. Now it's my turn. Some scary looking guy on a white horse. The Jade Wardle has sent a bounty hunter. We are doomed. Sorry. What's going on? I'm falling off. I'm an international spy. To the CIA from the Chinese... From the Chinese intelligent... Intelligent? Intelligence. Quiet. Action. Quiet. Quiet? Sorry, sorry. Who? Come on! One man. You don't know shit about my parents. Money. Honour is more important than money. You don't know shit. Why are you shitting? In front of Johnny. Well, I'll just pick a few things and we'll go to the house. Shh. I brought down dictators. How tough was that? Yes? Where's your staff? Where's the job? I don't smell right, Lee. I really don't know how to swim. Really? Yes. That's a nine. Eight? No, just point to nine. No more hand signals. Go over there. One more. Your two hands all block my face. One more. Maybe you write a poem. A poem about a poem. Maybe you write a poem. Maybe you write a... I hate English. Cutter. It's best if I do this on my own. Cutter. It's best if this... Cutter. It's best if... It's best... Cutter. It's... I'm so nervous. Cutter. It's best... If this I do... I surrender. I messed up my whole head. Cutter. It's best if I do this on my own. Six o'clock. Nine o'clock. Ten o'clock. My grandmother's... Sorry. My grandmother's great. I'm your brother and I can fly. Are you down with that? Not I can fly. I'm your brother and I'm flying. No, you would think it's the R. But it's the C. This is still my shot. You just keep saying dialogue. I don't even know what you're saying. Good work. Come out. Camera needs you. We need to talk. Let her relax. Maybe open the wine in the midibar. I'm better than Chris Tucker. Fire him. What are you doing? We're filming. We're making a movie. You was in an orphanage? You told me your father was a cop. He was. When they adopted me... They adopted me. Hurry up. I can't do that. This isn't Chinatown. I can't sail through the air. I'm not gonna break my neck. Roy. What in our history together makes you think I'm capable of something like that? It's getting bigger. There's gotta be a better way. Roy. Shane, Roy. My eyes are on fire. Orphanage. Use it. What happened? When they adopted me, I was 11. I'm a scary looking guy on a white horse. But Jane Wardle has sent a bounty hunter. What are you gonna do? Can we change this about this is a car?