She bags the new guy in less than a week | Clueless | CLIP

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. So this must be the elusive Christian. Where should I park? There's one third back. Okay, okay, now I know I said I'd find a guy for Ty. I suppose there's no harm in finding one for myself also. Nice stems. Chair? Present. I guess we established that during attendance. It's time for your oral. Excuse me? Your original oral. The topic is violence in the media. Oh. So, okay, the Attorney General says there's too much violence on TV and that should stop. But even if he took out all the violent shows, we could still see the news. And so until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking out of shows that need it for entertainment value. Thank you. Any comments? Elton? My foot hurts. Should I go to the nurse? Travis? Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. Fine holiday fun. Hello? Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked. I believe that was your designer imposter coffee. I dug it. During the next few days, I did what any normal girl would do. I sent myself love letters and flowers and candy just so he'd see how desired I was. In case he didn't already know. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked and then they think of sex. Hey, Duchess? Yes? You rationing this weekend? Huh? Like Saturday. I'm new, but I thought maybe you had an in on the heavy clam bakes. Well, my ex-stepbrother's friends are having a party. Stop.