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Hey guys, what up? It's your girl Liza coming at you with a blue purse. That's right, today I have a black purse and a blue purse and a blue chair for you. But I have failed and I have messed up and I have had many, many accidents. But today I want to show you that I accidentally forgot to make a fresh video. Here we go. Oh, that was disgusting. This, this is free lotion. I just realized you can't tell when they're crying because they're always in water. I'm going to go swim in a pool now. On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things, laser beams. Fun fact, I do carry around extra tampons if anyone's looking for one or a friendship. But I actually did go into a party once and I was asked, Who do you know here? Which is typically a question they only ask guys trying to get in. But then my girlfriend said, oh he's with us and I got right in. Who do you know here? I know everybody. Yeah, Sigma boobs. Yeah, I'm not single though. Sigma boobs. Nah, I'm not single. Sigma boobs. Nah, I'm not single. Yeah, so is she. Sigma boobs. Yeah, get some brother. It's like a rooftop party called a roofie party. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so I'm going to be cooking. So what is something that you want? You can't leave the wagon. You want to try it with some hot sauce? No! Oh god, don't drink his wagon. Which is why. Now I love chocolate hot. I feel hella attractive now. Guys, today I have a super excited personality. What? Drinking cow milk and straight. We stole milk from a baby. That's not even our own species. Alright, next topic is burnt toast. I have no problem with burnt toast. I'm not racist. It's like white buns that got a little tan. Kind of like my booty. It's burnt, it's still edible, it's toasty, and it's flat. So I have anxiety. I also have hairy legs. And ADD. I thought that breast milk wasn't vegan. But apparently it is because you're getting the consent of the giver. So I'm going to sell my breast milk and make bank off of vegans. That weird hat that doesn't have a name but kind of looks like this. You're the one white girl in that super diverse dance movie. I'm Caucasian cuz. I have a ballet background. But throughout the movie, I'm going to learn how to hip hop. My final performance will be a combination of both hip hop and ballet. I may be white, but I'm going to throw my butt in a circle at the end of the movie and everyone's going to cheer. Dude, you're a pussy. Dude, that's rude. Hi, I'm looking for human contact. Have you seen her anywhere? Somebody touch me! I swear I'm the Labrador Retriever if you can close both of your eyes. I'm soft, I'm sensitive, I'm loyal. If anybody wants to take me home and give me a Scooby snack, I'm down. If anybody wants to adopt me, take me home, raise me as their own, and I'll die in 15 years and bury me in the backyard, I'm down. So that is all I have for you guys this year. New year, new resolutions. I'll never keep them. I'm not going to make a resolution to go on a diet. I'm going to convince my friends to get off of theirs. I'm not going to start going to the gym. I'm going to convince my friends to stop. Anyways, I hope you guys have a happy new year. And thank you guys for watching this year. And I'll see you guys next year. The brown girl is out. Bye 2017. Thanks for paying my bills. Okay bye.