Chris Evans, Dakota Johnson & Pedro Pascal Argue The Weirdest Would You Rather? Questions | LADbible

It smells so good. This is one of the worst questions I've ever been asked. Bring in the bee! Can you imagine if I... I'm taking it. What's your answer? Well, it's not good on my bangs. Oh, that's what my sweater smelled like when you gave it back. I mean, anyone who says 15 minutes late, I don't even know if I want you in my life. I'm Dakota Johnson. And I'm Chris Evans. I'm Pedro Pascal. And this is Ladbible... Would you rather? For Ladbible. This is going to be a disaster. Here we go. We have to hold hands the whole time. No, we have to let go. We have to let go. It's a new part of the game, so if you do this with other people, they have to hold hands the whole time. Would you rather be 15 minutes late or 45 minutes early to everything for the rest of your life? 45 minutes early. And if you say 15 minutes late... 15 minutes late. It's going to affect the friendship. I'm already... I didn't want this game to come between us, but it's already doing it. I'm already always 15 minutes late. Well, you should... What are you going to do for 45 minutes? Be proud. Oh, yeah? Shame everyone else. Because 15 minutes is five minutes from being on time. Because 10 minutes late, 10 minutes early is the same thing. So if you're 15 minutes late, all you are is five minutes late. Five minutes late from the initial 10. 45 minutes early means... Means you're a professional. Crazy. I just... I don't like being late. It makes me stressed. I just like to be on time. You have like perfect child syndrome. People need to... Yeah, exactly. My mother would not agree. 15 minutes early. Oh, we wanted to be over there. Oh, so they're late. Okay. All right. This is a physical... I'm taking 45 minutes early and... Actually, this is a good divide. I mean, anyone who says 15 minutes late, I don't even know if I want you in my life. Chris is so extreme. I'm sorry. I'm not ready for that ----. Still holding my hand so he doesn't... Would you rather have a mouth full of bees or one bee in your butt? That's from me. I invented that. She authored that. That's copyright. Wait, I had a good one too. No, you remember mine? What was... No, I had a good one. What was yours? Oh, no. Yours was... I don't think we can do that for Ladbottom. Mine! Was that mine? That might have been yours. Oh, my God. It's the most f***ed up. Oh, no. I remember what mine was. Mine was, would you rather... Would you rather... That was definitely Dakota. Mine was... The most f***ed up one of all time. That's way too f***ed up for this. Is this like a mouth full of bees for five seconds or the day? Or the rest of your life? Let's call it the day. The day. A day of... Okay. Well, the bee in the butt probably won't make it very long, right? Like the bee in the butt. Come on. That thing's dead in a minute. Oh, my God. I just pulled something in my back while I was reading. I'm old. I'm going to do a bee in the butt. I think I'm still taking the bee in the butt. Bee in the butt! All right! Bring in the bee! Would you rather be constantly itchy when you're wearing clothes or be constantly itchy whenever you're naked? Oh, shh. These are good. I like them. I'm itchy often if I'm wearing clothes. Talking about being itchy makes me feel itchy. This is itchy. I think I'd rather be itchy naked. I got too many things to do when I'm wearing clothes. Chris. You know what I mean? I can't. Is this a Massachusetts thing? I can't. What is this? This is who he is. But this is a logical breakdown. So explain to me how you're going to be itchy. You'd be itchy right now. Because listen. Because our natural state is without clothing. So you're willing to compromise. And I'm not even like a nudist or anything like that. I would choose naked and then I would become a never nude. So I would be never itchy. What do you mean? So if I was itchy naked... You would never be naked? Yeah. And I'd never be... This is... What color can I be alone in? I would like to be naked and happy. That wasn't the f***ing question. But that's what would happen with my answer. Okay. Yeah. I would do that one too. Yeah. Never itchy naked. Bye Chris. Yeah. I guess. See you later loser. And you have such a great body. Wow. Yeah. We'll never see it again. Sound good. Well you can all help me itch it. Where's that scratch? That's the B. Would you rather sneeze glitter or fart bubbles? Can I have both? I want both. This is just a win win to me. Same time. Sneeze glitter for sure. I want both. Sneeze glitter? Yeah. Bubbles float up in the air and then pop. Glitter will get everywhere but make everything sparkly. I don't know. I think I'd probably rather sneeze glitter. Sneeze glitter's blue. I'm bifurcated. Just like my outfit. Would you rather have Chris Evans be the human torch or Joseph Quinn be the human torch? This is one for you. This is ridiculous. It's clearly for you. Whatever the Chris Evans situation was I would choose Chris Evans outside of this situation. Once again I bifurcate myself. Bifurcate. Okay. It's a very diplomatic answer. I would rather Joseph Quinn be the human torch. As much as I loved it that day is done. What's your answer? It's not good on my bangs. Go more this way. I feel like maybe it's Joseph Quinn. That's good. Would you rather have a nose that honks when you touch it or ears that flap when you're excited? I want both. Wow. I'm going to be both of those. No. Can you imagine if I... I'm taking the nose that honks. Is this the nose? That's the nose. I want flappy ears. No, I'm taking that nose. Why wouldn't you want flappy ears? Because I can't tell. Listen. No, it's too much. It's just too much. Because I'm an excited guy. Just all day. All the time you'd be flapping away. That's funny. Can I hear what the honk would sound like if you touched it? No, you can't. Would you rather always look like you just woke up or always sound like you just cried? I like this one. What do I sound like when I cry? I'd always sound like I just cried. Because when I just woke up it doesn't look good. And if you sound like you just cried... I believe that. Everyone's going to be like, oh, is he okay? Get the hell out of my way, really. I'm going through it. If you look like you just woke up... He has so much to say today. I'm learning. Listen, when you know you're right, you want to try and convince people. What would you take? I would take waking up. To look like you just woke up? I do a lot less with my life, I think, before I go to bed. So I just have a little bit of a gravelly... I just sound a little bit more of a bedroom voice maybe in the morning. Maybe I don't. I don't know. I don't talk to anybody when I wake up, actually. So I don't know what I sound like. This is what it was like on set. You could have the sexy morning... So what does it sound like if you just cried? I'm fine. I feel like I always sound like I just cried. Because I probably did just cry. Would you rather relive your most awkward interview once a day or let each other pick your next movie roles for the rest of your life? She would be so punishing. Oh, man. That's insane. You would punish me for the rest of my life. That's insane. That's the craziest thing you've ever said to me. Here's your 12-year contract on... What's the movie I told you to do? Gladiator 2. And I tore my psoas, my shoulder popped out, and I've never been the same. What a good friend. Sent me to die. He said, you go die. I would trust you. I would trust you guys to give me movie roles. What was the first one? Relive your most awkward interview moment once a day. Oh, right. Jesus Christ. F*** that. No, thank you. They could choose my movie parts. Oh, yeah. I'll do that. Movies, television, public appearances. Yeah, that would be fun. That would be so fun. I'd always put you in the movies I'm doing. Ruin both those careers. Would you rather always have B.O. and not know, or always smell B.O. on everyone else? I hate this game. Oh, man. These are good ones, though. Wait, so wait. I hate B.O. Always have B.O. and not know it. No, that's awful. Yeah, that's awful. But then smelling B.O.? I'd get used to it. This is one of the worst questions I've ever been asked. I certainly don't want to have B.O., but I'd rather not have to smell it. No, I don't want to smell it, and I'll just move out to the woods. No. Exactly. I can't have B.O. We've really been together on all of them. I'll smell other people's B.O. Is that this side? This is you have B.O., and that side is smell other people's B.O. Oh, oh, oh. I'm smelling everyone else's B.O. I can't have B.O. I can't do it. No, I'm smelling B.O., and I'm moving to the woods. Then you're over there. Oh, so you're not going to be around anybody. Yeah. Because she stinks. No, because people stink. Because people stink, and I smell great. She smells great, so the animals are fine with her, but they wouldn't care about your B.O. I have B.O., and I moved to the woods. Out of shame. Because the animals don't give a s***. There you go. Do you actually have B.O.? Let's find out. Oh, it smells so good. I always smell so good. Oh, that's what my sweater smelled like when you gave it back. You guys swapped me clothes? Why wasn't I involved in this? You always take my sweaters. Hi, I'm Dakota Danson. I can't do that with my name. Can you not? Why not? It's easy. I was like, and I'm Pedro Pascal. How would you even do it with mine? You can't. Ace Kimmons. It's like a David Lynch backboard language. It's not good. Ace Kimmons. And Dakota Danson. Are we rolling? Is this all part of it? And then just say, yes. Oh, we haven't even gone past our name. We look like we're, I feel like we're in a cult. We are. Are we not? We are, and I'm the cult leader. We're in the cult of Dakota Danson. It's my cult of sexy boys. Look, Dakota Danson sounds good. I'm just pitching. Maybe make the change. I'm wife number two. Does that make me three? He's number one. You're one, baby. Oh, I'm one? Oh, all right. I'm number one. I think Pedro will give a better performance, be a better Mr. Fantastic overall. John Krasinski, he looks the part, kind of, but that is the least important thing in my mind. I just want to see Pedro do something that is interesting with the character, whereas John Krasinski is just like standard superhero.