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So you know what I decided, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Huh. We are going to do our family Christmas card this year. I know it sounds good in theory and blah, blah, blah, and oh, yeah, sure. We'll do it. That's what everyone's going to say. But we have to, like, really take this seriously. So did everyone agree? I mean, so far, I only asked mom, and she just doesn't want to do the planning. We just need a family Christmas card. Yeah. I don't disagree. I tried to do it before. You guys didn't like it. So I have, like, a good photographer, a good concept. I'll rent out a studio. I'll make it so easy for everyone. It's really important to me that our family does a Christmas card this year, because last year, we didn't do one. And it's been a tradition for so long. It's one day out of our lives for the year. We have these memories forever. It's just something fun that we can all do together. OK, so I'm going to call Chloe. I just have a lot going on right now, but I'm down to do the shoot. Hello? Come here. Hey, Chloe. Hi, Kate. So I think that we need to make memories with the kids and do a family Christmas card. We have to do a photo shoot that's not for a magazine. Like, we need to capture these moments. I'm totally down to do one. I think getting everybody together, that's going to be a challenge. OK, it will be a challenge, but I will plan it. I will get it on everyone's schedules. OK, one second, sweetie. I'm totally up for whatever. I'll be there. Who wants a family Christmas card? Me. I knew you were going to say that. OK, me and Northie will do it together. And Lovey, and Lovey, and Lovey. And Lovey. Should we have MJ? Yeah. Well, this is fun, you guys. I can't wait for this photo shoot to probably start. OK, I'll let you know. OK, love you. OK, bye. Kim is really wild on the scheduling for tomorrow. What's happening? They had me glamming at like 5 PM or something, and are shooting until 8. I was like, I really want to get home, relax, have dinner with my kids, give them a bath. Kim's been working so hard on this, though. OK, but let's move it up. What's the point? So get her out of the glam room, and let's ask her these questions. Court, get off your ass and go get her. I will. Snapchats keep failing. It's putting a lot of my energy. It's draining. Hi. We're all asking, why can't we glam at 10? I just had other meetings, and I have to take them. Let's just start early, and we could be done at 4. But Courtney, I have two really important meetings. One's a packaging meeting. One's my baby shower. If I don't have those meetings, I cannot do either one. Why can't you do those today? You know I have an important day tomorrow, and you said I would be done early. I honestly cannot believe Courtney. Now she wants to pull my kids out of school to do the shoot. But I think we should keep my kids in school. We should do our meetings and glam so that when they're out of school, we'll just do a quick photo shoot. Everyone understands if I don't do this packaging meeting, then I won't be able to launch my collection. And I think it's so selfish of Courtney. And I'm just sad that she doesn't understand that. Kim, it sounds like you might be having a little bit of a hard time just figuring it out. Do you need some help? If Courtney wasn't so difficult. If I'm out by 4, that's all I need. And I don't think I'm going to get there and change my mind. And if no one's going to be ready on time, and I'm lingering around. And I'm leaving at 4 PM, and I don't care what anyone says. That was when my meeting was, so. Where's the meeting? It was supposed to be at my house. Unless I do it at 7 in the morning. Do it at 7 in the morning. Who are you meeting with? Be nice. You're just, no one wants you in the f***ing shoot tonight. I don't f***ing want you in the shoot. Get the f*** out of here and go. No one wants you in the f***ing shoot. I'm planning it. I'm planning to do nice to each other. So we don't want you in the shoot. I'm planning it. Did I already say this morning? I didn't care to do it. Then don't be in it. Because you're so f***ing annoying. Perfect, then shut the f*** up. No, but it's like I'm not scheduling it around the f***ing day. She is so f***ing annoying. You are annoying, Kourtney. You're being annoying. Why? Because Kim wants it around her schedule? Do you know what we're fighting for our people? Maybe if you had a f***ing business that you were passionate about, then you would know what it takes to run a f***ing business. But you don't. So don't even act like you know what I'm talking about. Kourtney, you just have a way of rubbing people the wrong way. Kourtney is out. She will not be at the shoot because she is the one that has the annoying schedule. I can't handle this anymore because everyone is dropping left and right from all these schedule changes. I need Kourtney to not be so f***ing annoying with a stick up her a**. Like she f***ing runs this s*** because she doesn't. She's the least exciting to look at. So she can be out. She doesn't do s***. She doesn't know what it's like to actually have f***ing work to do. Let me call her and see why she left. Are you crying? Yeah, I'm not scared to f***ing be mistreated by my f***ing family. Just saying that I'm an a**hole. Don't even speak like that. I mean, she's just mad. So she's saying that people say things like that. No, you don't say things like that. You guys just have really different values than me. I choose to be a mother to my three kids. I'm here looking for another. You don't do s***. Take it off speaker. What's natural to me, being a mother? No, everybody calm down. I don't expect. Don't be mean, Kim. Oh, my God. I'm sorry you feel that way. You would think that you would honestly think that we have more jobs. So work around our schedule. You do whatever the f*** you want to do and you don't do s***. So be accommodating to the people that actually do s***. You're a very strong, evil human being. I don't want to see you. OK, human being. Say you're sorry. OK, well, if I said something that hurt your feelings, I'm sorry. Just say you didn't mean it. No, f*** you, Kim. You meant it. So f*** you. I'm not going to live my life around people that make me not feel good on a daily basis. OK, well, clearly you're going through something else. Because you're acting like a f***ing lunatic. So make me deal with that. Kimberly, that's not OK to say. No, it is. I don't choose to be around somebody who talks to me the way that you seem to be around me. What I said to you was rude and I wasn't even being serious. So I said, I'm sorry for that. But you're the most f***ing entitled person on the planet when you work the least. That's what I'm saying. You just get to f***ing ask for support. I'm not here to do photoshoots on page. That is not important to me. That is not what's important to me. We're just friends. I'll do the Christmas card. Me, my husband and my kids. Just me and him and the kids. Kim, don't do that. Hello? With all that little s***, what's your job? If I had a second job, I wouldn't do the show. I would reinforce my mom. What do you want to do? No one is saying you need a second job. My only argument was the job that you do have, like you're not present for. But if you... That's what I carry every day. For not being at home when you're going to school. Not doing homework. Mine's just obviously, it's like, we have a disgusting relationship. I'm ashamed to be a part of people that like... Oh my god, you're ashamed? No one cares! It's just gross and I'm not going to be filming with some f***ing c***. You need to stop them. Well, okay. I love you and I hope you feel better. Sorry, Kory. Yeah, bye. So I'm still upset. So I don't want to sit here and like linger for days. But I'm just here to say that I'm not going to spend my time, whether it's my sister or not, with anybody that talks to me that way or thinks that way about me. Everybody has different priorities. I don't want to spend my time with people that don't make things that we plan a priority and try to change everything and aren't considerate of other people's work obligations. Because some people do have to work. I do have to make this deadline for the holiday collection or I'm screwed. So do it. How is the person that is the least busy... How am I the least busy? You're not ever accommodating and everybody says it. I wasn't even going to do the shoot that day. And you asked me to do it on that day. And you said it will be this amount of hours. So we can either not do it or we can do it at the time when I said. I'm missing my baby shower planning and I'm missing my meeting. That's really important so that I can do that for you. And the problem that I have with you is you're just not considerate. You're not like, thank you. So I don't care, to be honest, especially after you sit there and talk to me like that today. I just don't care. The way you've talked to me my whole life, I could say so many things and like, I'm not harping on it. So I said one f***ed up thing to you today. So get over it. At the end of the day, when you die and when I die, it doesn't matter how much money is in our bank account. But what matters to me is my memories. But it is to you because I don't give a f***. I would think a memory with your kids would be important. Like a Christmas card. Once we get everyone together, we'll have to see and then make some changes. So let's pick like your number one and then like... Hi! OK. What's going on, guys? Just trying on some boyfriend jeans. Boyfriend jeans. Will you make a pal for me? Yes, I will. OK. I moved my meetings till earlier so that we can all accommodate Miss Queen Courtney. And then Kylie couldn't come. She wanted to shoot hers privately at home. Rob's trying to lay low right now. Kendall's going to make it right at the end. It's just like craziness. So I thought, why not just show the craziness of our family? We're just going to do candid pictures and we can post them for the 25 days of Christmas. Hi, Grandma. How are you? Woo! The queen in the house! Merry Christmas, everyone. Yesterday, I was in a fight with Kim. We were actually fighting about this shoot. Mm-hmm. Just the scheduling of it. She said, well, don't come. You're the least interesting one to look at anyways. Not true. Obviously. But like, she's just so evil. She was like hysterically crying. You guys are awful people. Like, I don't want to surround myself with people like some bullshit that her therapist says, like full therapist lingo. I don't want to take anything else on. I just don't. I'm here at the shoot today for my kids because I really don't want them to miss out on these moments. So we can just get through the day and do this photo shoot. Why aren't you starting? Because this girl's sitting out there. Where's Mom? Where's everyone? Let's just go do this. I can't sit and wait all day. Come on, Maze. We're going to shoot. This is not the ******* holiday spirit. I can tell you that much. So I think I can get our family Christmas card done today. So should I try to get them to do a Christmas card today? Hey, guys, I was thinking, since we're here and we're dressed and we're glam, what if we try to shoot a Christmas card? If you want to do it, then you go for it. With so many kids and so many grandkids, to wrangle the whole family and get everybody together for one photo shoot, it's a lot. Dreamy dream. Come on, Mama. But I love the holidays. And I'm obsessed with Christmas. And I love the Christmas card and all the shopping and the wrapping and picking a wrapping paper and planning the holiday party. Hi, Jim. What did you want for Christmas, Kimberly? Teddy Robson. And I have been giving a Christmas Eve party since 1978. Christmas Eve means so much to me and my kids. Kylie's getting face painted. The girls. Well, well, well. I plan the party favors and Santa and the food. I am so excited to have you guys all here tonight. And I look forward to it every year. Oh, jeez. David LaChapelle has created a post-apocalyptic, futuristic world. That's crazy. Right here. Good. Just go for it. A little more light on Kylie. Good. Beautiful. Look at those lights. Beautiful. Right there. Don't move. I'm so happy you're here, Santa. Wow, they're in here. They've all been back. What kind of Santa is this? Or is this Santa Jack? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Who is that? Let me go get my kids. Hi, Santa. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Who is this? Hey, guys. There's someone here to see you. That's so funny. I really can't tell. Do you know who it is? Have you been naughty or nice? What a pretty girl. OK, Santa's looking at me weird. I don't know what's going on. Who is this? Santa is a freak. Oh, I know who it is. Santa. How do you not know who it is? I don't know who it is. Don't tell her. Ho, ho, ho. Say hi. I cannot believe that Kim does not know this is Jonathan. Like, it's her best friend of how many years? And she's like. Don't make me run. Did she just figure it out? Oh, my God.